Lenny Kravitz’s dick fell out of his pants. You may see it now.
Scarlett Johannson at the Avengers: Age of Ultron UK premiere, Kanye’s tired of the Illuminati, Patrick Dempsey has gone full Heigl, and Anna Faris in a bikini. Your morning links.
Alleged nude photos of Charlotte McKinney have leaked online which I ruin by confirming she’s dating Stephen Dorff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
Jessie Nizewitz lost her $10 million lawsuit against VH1 after her uncensored vagina was aired during an episode of ‘Dating Naked.’…
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again.
Taylor Swift might be banging Hozier, John Legend defends Kanye, Justin Bieber hurt his footsy, Britney Spears in lingerie, and the stars of “Fifty Shades of Grey” naked for free. Your morning links.
So wants to see the bondage video Miley Cyrus made for a porn festival?
Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let’s get this over with.
Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER.
Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links.
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links.
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who’s replacing him? [Lainey Gossip]
– And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper]
- Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted]
- Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler’s kids are…
- That’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s camel toe. And it’s not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian’s complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper]
– The widow of Jennifer Aniston’s dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted]
– There’s something called a Blowjob Bib, and Gwyneth Paltrow selling them for…
- Jennifer Aniston’s Oscar campaign wasn’t as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip]
– If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper]
- Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted]
- Christian mom thinks her kids’ school bus lights are Satanic. This is why…
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper]
- Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted]
- “American Sniper” Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but who cares? AMERICA! [Facebook]
Allison Williams had her ass eaten on the season premiere of Girls Sunday night, so naturally this pinnacle of pop culture relevance and art crashing together in a woman’s anus required an immediate retrospective from Vulture about how the scene was filmed and then watched by NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams because dads do…