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Jenelle Evans Is Wanted For Assaulting Her Ex-Fiance

Jenelle Evans is wanted for an alleged assault that happened a week after she got arrested for driving without a license, so things are going great.

Photo Boy / May 27, 2015

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.7.15

Ian Somerhalder made a huge mistake, Maria Menounos’ butt came back, and Coco smashed her butt against her sister again. It’s The Crap We Missed.

Photo Boy / April 7, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Actually Looks Good? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! And Other News

- Jennifer Lawrence might be single again. [Lainey Gossip]
- Aretha Franklin will eat her goddamn burger wherever she wants, Johnny Rockets. [Dlisted]
– So the axe goes up her butt? Is that what I’m supposed to take away from this? [Fishwrapper]
- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]
– And Sara Sampaio

The Superficial / July 27, 2014

MTV Drops Farrah Abraham From ‘Teen Mom’ For Being A ‘Bad Example’

Snooki is a drunken little shit-midget pickle-vacuum who’s not even potty-trained. Amber Portwood is a suicidal drug addict who’s been in and out jail for beating the shit out of her baby’s daddy presumably because he has a goddamn tail. And Jenelle Evans is so out of control she almost got Teen Mom cancelled, yet…

The Superficial / May 7, 2014

Good Goddamn Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

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- John Travolta’s fake hair is just trolling us now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Judd Apatow is about to get penetrated is how I read this. [Dlisted]
- Meg Turney has a smile in these. Nope, still not seeing it, I’ll look again. [theCHIVE]
- Kaley Cuoco’s in the naked selfie phase…

Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Good Morning, LeAnn Rimes’ Weird V-Shaped Abdomen, And Other News

- Naomie Harris. That is all. [Lainey Gossip]
- Eva Mendes might have a Baby Goose baby in her. [Dlisted]
- Bad Girls Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]
– I believe Kylie Jenner’s learned a lot actually. [Fishwrapper]
– Why giving Philip Seymour Hoffman’s drug dealer the death penalty is ridiculous. [The Daily Banter]

The Superficial / February 4, 2014

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for…

Photo Boy / April 24, 2013

Teen Mom Farrah Made A Sex Tape. Of Course.

UPDATE: It’s porn. She made actual porn.
Fresh off the heels of getting a DUI and pouring hot wax on a toddler’s face, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a sex tape that’s currently being shopped around because we now live in a world where being Kim Kardashian is considered a career goal. Hey, Rick…

The Superficial / April 8, 2013

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her

Photo Boy / January 30, 2013

Miley Cyrus Doing Yoga In A Bikini

Since I just wrote an entire post blaming retarded white trash for the downfall of society, here’s Miley Cyrus proving that some of them aren’t all bad and actually do serve a purpose. Granted, that purpose is having remarkable asses and being all kinds of flexible which is probably why they keep getting pregnant, that&#8217…

The Superficial / January 30, 2013

Teen Mom Jenelle Actually Made The World A Better Place. What The Hell Just Happened?

Within the span of just one week, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans managed to sell the following stories to Radar/Star/National Enquirer (All the same company.):

– She’s pregnant.
– She’s getting a divorce.
– She’s having a miscarriage.
– She’s getting back with her ex that allegedly beat her because her…

The Superficial / January 30, 2013

MTV, Let’s Have A Talk About Teen Mom Jenelle

MTV, above you’ll see a picture of your Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans with her ex-fiance Gary Head who she claims beat her but has now gone back to because she now claims her current husband Courtland Rogers also beat her and knocked up his ex shortly before knocking her up. And if you’re wondering…

The Superficial / January 24, 2013

Christian Bale Called A Little Boy With Cancer To Talk About Batman

Before we resume our usual celebrity breast gazing and human detritus freak show, here’s 8-year-old Batman fanatic Zach getting a call from Christian Bale who’s apparently on a one-man mission to give apathy all the poundings he didn’t get to do in The Dark Knight Rises because Batman was in it for five, maybe te…

The Superficial / January 24, 2013

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Tweeting Her ‘Miscarriage’ Now

Let me just start this post off by saying reality television is a goddamn blight upon our society for one very specific reason that surprisingly isn’t the Kardashians: It tells women who watch it, and worse young girls, that way overboard drama is okay because every. thing. in. life. is. super. fucking. important. Add knocked…

The Superficial / January 23, 2013

Kim Kardashian Will Tweet Baby Photos For Free Because Kanye West ‘Changed’ Her?

If Teen Mom has taught me anything about pregnancy, it’s that having a child does absolutely nothing to help women make smarter decisions, and in some cases, actually makes them stupider, so get ready for this horseshit: Against Kris Jenner’s pimp-wishes, Kim Kardashian actually wants to tweet photos of her baby for free because Kanye

The Superficial / January 22, 2013

Teen Mom Jenelle’s Husband Is Already Cheating On Her Or Vice Versa

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers got married in December after a month of dating, announced she’s already pregnant at only six weeks and then immediately started tweeting baby bump photos as well as paternity tests from his kid with his ex, so almost all the pieces for a healthy, well thought-out relationshi…

The Superficial / January 22, 2013

Lindsay Lohan The Prostitute Tried To Talk Shit On Jennifer Lawrence The Oscar Nominee

When Jennifer Lawrence won her Golden Globe for Silver Linings Playbook she joked at the podium, “I beat Meryl!” a line from The First Wives Club which everyone made a big deal about because Meryl Streep’s name can only be mentioned in hushed whispers under a sheet. Surprisingly, one of those people was Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial / January 17, 2013

Of Course ‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle’s Only Six Weeks Pregnant, Of Course

Yesterday, the Internet got to enjoy a collective “Aw, goddammit” when Jenelle Evans, easily the stupidest, most white trash of the Teen Moms (You tried your best, Amber.) announced she’s pregnant again by immediately selling the exclusive news to Star before she even finished wiping from the test because, surprise, she’s only six weeks pregnant.

The Superficial / January 17, 2013

Teen Mom Jenelle is Pregnant, And Yes, That’s The Stupid Drug Addict One Who Loves Ke$ha

In the past year and a half, Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans has managed to blow all her MTV money on implants, go in and out of jail for fighting, drugs and being an all-around idiot in general, get engaged to a guy who a beats her only to leave him and immediately marry another…

The Superficial / January 16, 2013
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