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MTV Drops Farrah Abraham From ‘Teen Mom’ For Being A ‘Bad Example’

May 7th, 2014 // 37 Comments
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Snooki is a drunken little shit-midget pickle-vacuum who’s not even potty-trained. Amber Portwood is a suicidal drug addict who’s been in and out jail for beating the shit out of her baby’s daddy presumably because he has a goddamn tail. And Jenelle Evans is so out of control she almost got Teen Mom cancelled, yet was allowed to do another season where I’m pretty sure she injected heroin straight into her unborn fetus. Don’t quote me on that. Yet what do these three all have in common? They’re still allowed on MTV while Farrah Abraham just got told to eat a dick. (Non-vocationally.) Us Weekly reports: More »

Good Goddamn Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

April 29th, 2014 // 1 Comment

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- John Travolta‘s fake hair is just trolling us now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Judd Apatow is about to get penetrated is how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Meg Turney has a smile in these. Nope, still not seeing it, I’ll look again. [theCHIVE]

- Kaley Cuoco‘s in the naked selfie phase of her incredible marriage that’s going to last forever. [Fishwrapper]

- Ah yes, I remember turning 15 and my teacher giving me a lapdance for a present. Wait, what? [The Frisky]

- Chrissy Teigen naked in a bubble bath, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Chris Martin‘s marriage fell apart because he couldn’t appreciate “the wonder inside,” which yes, of course directly refers to Gwyneth Paltrow‘s massive bush. [Starpulse]

- Jenelle Evans pregnant and covered in prison tats in a bikini just happened to you. [tooFab]

- Anastasia Ashley sold her ass to Carl’s Jr. I’ll allow it. [IDLYITW]

- Here’s the naked body George Clooney got tired of ejaculating into. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Eva Longoria‘s ass in a tight dress, because he tried to bang her once. [Celebslam]

- Matt Damon might play Aquaman in a movie three years from now. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! [FilmDrunk]

- This Stripper Locker Room Tumblr has no sign of Channing Tatum. I call BS. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Good Morning, LeAnn Rimes’ Weird V-Shaped Abdomen, And Other News

February 4th, 2014 // 27 Comments

- Naomie Harris. That is all. [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Mendes might have a Baby Goose baby in her. [Dlisted]

- Bad Girls Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE]

- I believe Kylie Jenner‘s learned a lot actually. [Fishwrapper]

- Why giving Philip Seymour Hoffman‘s drug dealer the death penalty is ridiculous. [The Daily Banter]

- Oh, fuck, Janelle Evans‘ pregnancy is real?! [tooFab]

- Has Dylan Farrow tried YouTube? Apparently YouTube is effective. [BuzzFeed]

- Selena Gomez is braless. [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton seems chilly. [Hollywood Tuna]

- There’s no way this Carl’s Jr. ad isn’t real. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Some Nude College Girls Filmed Themselves Making Out In The Columbia Library, For Art [FilmDrunk]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.24.13

April 24th, 2013 // 493 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s so full of good shit I don’t even have to make any jokes about the sensual Christmas massages Fish and I never, ever gave each other in an Applebee’s parking lot. We’ve got Jaden Smith looking jazzed *tips cap* to promote another movie his dad bought for him to star in, Bill Clinton with who I initially thought was Aaron Sorkin and now wonder who would be more offended by that mix-up, as well as Bryan Cranston expressing with his face more than I could ever say in words, but I’ll try anyway “Wow, what an annoying twat.” Then there’s Jenelle Evans‘ mugshot for the arrest that might finally teach her a less–HAHAHAHA! No, it won’t do anything like that and finally Billy Ray Cyrus wearing Travolta’s wig on his face.

I’ve done it, you guys, I’ve found the definitive there’s always a black guy saying it all with his eyes. I can die now,

- Photo Boy

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Teen Mom Farrah Made A Sex Tape. Of Course.

April 8th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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UPDATE: It’s porn. She made actual porn.

Fresh off the heels of getting a DUI and pouring hot wax on a toddler’s face, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a sex tape that’s currently being shopped around because we now live in a world where being Kim Kardashian is considered a career goal. Hey, Rick Warren’s son, wait up! TMZ reports:

According to sources who have seen the tape, Farrah and a male partner (possibly her ex-boyfriend) go at it for about 30 minutes … full-on sex … in various positions. We’re told it was recently shot.
Our sources say the person selling the tape has already shown it to some of the biggest XXX companies and is looking to make a deal.

Just so it’s clear Farrah’s selling the tape herself, here she is doing an ass horrible job pretending she’ll sue. Also, prepared to be shocked when she literally doesn’t know what the word “elaborate” means even though these Teen Moms are usually so smart it’s a miracle they haven’t cured cancer yet:

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.30.13

January 30th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s basking in the warm after-glow of the news that Teen Mom might be going away forever. That’s right, adorably happy Peter Dinklage, today is a day for smiles. In that spirit, here’s an Ashley Greene pic that will make you forget all about that time her her crotch was disgustingly sweaty that I just reminded you about. We’ve also got Hugo Weaving in what has to be the classiest Axe commercial I’ve ever seen, Nick Nolte stalking a justifiably terrified pedestrian and I swear, I wasn’t going to keep harping on Jeremy Renner, but he really leaves me no choice. I’m just a man.

If you prick me, do I not giggle because I know that means penis?

- Photo Boy

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Miley Cyrus Doing Yoga In A Bikini

January 30th, 2013 // 83 Comments

Since I just wrote an entire post blaming retarded white trash for the downfall of society, here’s Miley Cyrus proving that some of them aren’t all bad and actually do serve a purpose. Granted, that purpose is having remarkable asses and being all kinds of flexible which is probably why they keep getting pregnant, that’s not the point I’m trying to make here. Or was it? *looks at notes* Apparently all I have written down is a doodle of me in a coonskin cap throwing a hatchet at Liam Hemsworth. Haha! His eyes are little x’s.

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Teen Mom Jenelle Actually Made The World A Better Place. What The Hell Just Happened?

January 30th, 2013 // 46 Comments
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Within the span of just one week, Teen Mom Jenelle Evans managed to sell the following stories to Radar/Star/National Enquirer (All the same company.):

- She’s pregnant.
- She’s getting a divorce.
- She’s having a miscarriage.
- She’s getting back with her ex that allegedly beat her because her current husband allegedly beats her.

And some, if not all of these things might not have even happened, but they sounded entirely believable because she’s retarded white trash from the south which we know thanks to MTV turning her into a reality star. A move that it now regrets which I didn’t even think was possible, so clearly a comet’s heading towards the Earth and only MTV knows about it. E! News reports: More »

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