The 87th Annual Academy Awards

And here’s the rest of The 87th Annual Academy Awards for you to look at and realize I wasn’t joking when I said Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Chastain, and Rita Ora were pretty much the best. Although, a couple of people in here probably could’ve made the cut, but then I would’ve had to do more math and figure out how many of each goes in each gallery, and I didn’t sign up for this job to work with numbers. Or to write coherent articles with a point to them. I’m in it for the not wearing pants. (Haha! You idiots give me health and dental. Suckers.)

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