78th Academy Awards opening
If you happened to miss the Oscars this year, here’s the opening intro skit featuring a ton of previous hosts and a quick explanation as to how Jon Stewart landed the gig. There’s also at least two instances of implied homosexual sex, which probably would have been totally inappropriate if it weren’t for that silly Brokeback Mountain movie. Somebody better be working on a lesbian supermodel movie so that we can finally embrace them the way we’ve embraced gay cowboys. Lesbian supermodels are America’s real heroes.