The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

August 26th, 2014 // 1 Comment

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side of Scientology by letting her breasts be consumed by a Thoraxian whore-tarp. Is it because she didn’t swab the slave ship? GIVE HER MORE TIME.

NOTE: After you see Alexandra Daddario, you’re going to want to see her topless. Think of me as Jesus.

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Damn that Fraulein Maria.”

  2. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “C’mon, let’s walk by Henry Cavill one more time.”

  3. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    THE most underrated hot chick in hollywood today …drop dead gorgeous with a smokin’ bod …this generation’s jennifer connelly, except even hotter.

  4. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Boooooooooo!!! *sssssssssssss*

  5. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    …fucking ridiculously hot for an over 40, all natural chick.

  6. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    …this bitch always looks exhausted lately.

  7. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    …slowly, the odor filled the area …the unmistakable odor of gingivitis, coffee, and old meat (caught in a back molar).

  8. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    pillsy
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    Stupid stupid paparazzi — forgot to bring the ladder.

  9. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She’s wearing the carpet.

  10. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    s-man
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    She’s trolling to win the internets. It’s the only explanation

  11. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Bud Haven
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    She’s a terrible influence on impressionable minds. Young children will think, “I can look like Lena Dunham and be an actress.” when the truth is nobody knows how Lena Dunham is an actress. It certainly wasn’t via the casting couch.

  12. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I think she had a bad hair day, hence the pissy face; her stylist used way too much product in her bangs. She shoulda just pinned them to the side or thrown on a headband.

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