The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

August 26th, 2014 // 1 Comment

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side of Scientology by letting her breasts be consumed by a Thoraxian whore-tarp. Is it because she didn’t swab the slave ship? GIVE HER MORE TIME.

NOTE: After you see Alexandra Daddario, you’re going to want to see her topless. Think of me as Jesus.

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    sprub
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    SHREK ! That’s where I’ve seen her before.

  2. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    sprub
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    OK, I do have to admit that the short hair looks good on her and I’d test the heck off those implants.

  3. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I just trow up in my mouth

  4. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Zohan
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    Here’s the thing.. she’s hot, of course, but..
    the mannish quotient is high with this one. Like Gisele, but not as severe. Thoughts?

  5. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Poison Ivy League
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    Nothing witty to say but I shit my pants from laughing at this. What an asshole.

  6. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Umm, is that lady dressed as a candy corn?”

  7. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Yaaaaaay! It’s the Easter Bunny!

  8. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Huh… I guess there is someone for everyone.

  9. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That is the stare of one too many hits from the e-meter.

  10. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Snnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrf! Snarf!

  11. Natalie Dormer 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Enough with the fucking duck lips, already.

  12. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    I’d give her a break, she’s looked this hot for 25+ years.
    In other words, she’s been this hot since most of the
    girls she competes with for being hot, were born.

  13. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Yes, a ripe young starlet. Bring us more.

  14. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    No wonder Superman ran for the hills…

  15. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Urgh… this was such a great gallery before she showed up…

  16. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    The gallery is getting worse…

  17. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    … And we’re back on.

  18. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    @Beer Baron: Well, Dunham was there too, so…

  19. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    You know her Mom is just out of frame,
    making demands.

  20. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    Thanks a lot…
    I will never be able to un-see this picture.

  21. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Beautiful girl… but she sure looks like a Real Doll here.

  22. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Marketing Mike
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    As she tries to remember which basement
    she locked her son in before the show.

  23. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    ‘Kinda reminds me of a said I heard years ago:

    Any guy out there can bang supermodels;
    But it takes a true man to be able to have sex with an ugly chick.

    So here’s to you, Antonoff – never gonna hate on you.

  24. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “God… she never let me go. NEVER!!! Can’t… get… away…”

  25. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Hothothot!

  26. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    KottonKandi
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    “Is that… the dessert table?”

  27. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Say what you want, I’m impressed – getting giant areolas perfectly aligned is some Lvl 9000 Big Boobs skillz

  28. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hello, this is Hot Donna and I’d like to know where do you keep your ugliest prom dresses?

  29. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    WhoWhatWhenWhereWhiteboy
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    “Popeye’s pregame was a bad choice”

  30. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    WhoWhatWhenWhereWhiteboy
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    “What? Date Tom Cruise? No. I ATE Tom Cruise.”

  31. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    WhoWhatWhenWhereWhiteboy
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    “Now do I look like Bucky Larson!?”

  32. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “What do I do? They’re all staring at me!”

  33. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I’ll be in lust with her til one of us dies

  34. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Just when I thought she couldn’t look any worse, she opened her mouth

  35. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Remember Ursula? The sea witch from Little Mermaid? She was fat on top and had a mass of tentacles below….

  36. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    RocketInMyPocket
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    I thought War Machine beat this chick up? Looks like it.

  37. Jessica Pare 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    RocketInMyPocket
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    THAT is a gorgeous woman.

  38. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Zohan
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    Spectacular.

  39. I’m amazed at this apparently all-female event which happened. /grumble

  40. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Fancy Face
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    Someone fugged up Hot Donna

  41. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    This is how we should dress fire hydrants for Pride Day.

  42. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I just noticed how the Emmy statue silhouette looks like someone giving her rabbit ears. How apropos.

  43. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say you can come back to Sofia as many times as you like.

  44. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Is his name Anton? Is that what she’s preparing to do?

  45. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Let’s have some fun. Go to the previous pic, then back here, previous, here, etc. There’s got to be a drinking game in this somewhere.

  46. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She’s dumb as a stump and has no observable talent, and isn’t even very attractive. Why is she here?

  47. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Dr Plaid
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    She must have a bet going that she could win Worst Dressed, Period. Ever. For Life. Needs to be Killed with Fire. Needs to be Shot, Hung, and Shot again. There is no way even she could think that looks good. Maybe she was hoping that Joan Rivers and Kelly Osborne would attacked her with acid for the publicity.

  48. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Dr Plaid
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    “Joan! Kelly! I dare you to throw acid on me for this fashion crime against humanity!” This Psycho Hose Beast really needs the publicity and I bet Joan Rivers would do it if she could.

  49. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Massive areolas.

  50. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I bet she regrets the hair.

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