The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

August 26th, 2014 // 1 Comment

Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side of Scientology by letting her breasts be consumed by a Thoraxian whore-tarp. Is it because she didn’t swab the slave ship? GIVE HER MORE TIME.

NOTE: After you see Alexandra Daddario, you’re going to want to see her topless. Think of me as Jesus.

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I had no idea she died.

  2. Natalie Dormer 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She looks weird with clothes on.

  3. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Honestly, I expected to see her during the “In Memoriam” segment.

  4. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “I love you *so* much!”
    “ooh, who is she?”

  5. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Damn those are some fine titties. True Detective would have been worth watching just for them.

  6. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She is fucking perfection. I need to see more of her on TV. A lot more.

  7. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That dress make those things look like a titty bar in the literal sense.

  8. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She wins, I can’t think of a joke to top that outfit.

  9. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    It looks like those four burritos that she had for lunch are coming back to haunt her…

  10. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    rough

  11. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    TheArtimus
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    She’s trying to seduce the hot dog vendor across the street.

  12. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JW
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    “Listen, do you have some Pepto-Bismol? I’m literally about to lose my shit.”

  13. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She actually looks like how I feel after eating too much sherbet ice cream.

  14. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea

  15. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JW
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    “AARRGGG!!! FUCK, I just shit myself!!!”

  16. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Smoke show!

  17. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She’s hot but in this set she looks dead inside. Hollywood must have finally broken her spirit in like a pimp and his bottom bitch.

    • Jeff

      She may “look” dead inside but she’s apparently not – she’s actually pretty funny and charming on Twitter. She could easily become the new J-Law, though Anna Kendrick is currently hanging around waiting to take that spot for herself.

  18. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    nice jewbage

  19. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    JW
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    OK, I’ll just have to stand right here until everybody leaves. At least this ridiculous dress covers up the spot. I hope nobody notices the smell…

  20. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She actually looked really hot last night

  21. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    she must have been there looking beat to accept the most overrated show award.

    • Kimmykimkim

      Whaaat?! Are you off your meds? You think OITNB is overrated? You crazy. I mean, yeah that Piper character is quite insufferable and Laura Prepon’s voice is like the fucking worst but I dig that show, man. You crazy. I like you, man, but you’re crazy.

      • It’s entertaining but not worth shitting oneself over. I was at the edge of my seat waiting for the Oprah character to die though.

        Just wait another season and it will jump the shark so fucking hard you’ll have to throw away that pair of panties. For that is the nature of this Jenji Kohan fuck. He’ll probably put an Olsen twin in there when the story runs out.

      • Kimmykimkim

        Oh honeybun, if you’re shitting yourself over a tv show, you might need to see a doctor. One of the REAL ones with an M.D. ;o)

        I totally cheered when “Oprah” died – “thazz what you get, bitch!”

      • dude, you shit yourself a lil over BB. dintcha? And whether it’s a lil or a lot, once you shit yourself, you shit yourself.

      • Kimmykimkim

        Alright, you got me there. And I’m also shitting myself over GOT. I will admit, OITNB, is no GOT. Not enough head crushing for me. Needs more head crushing. It’s just that I’m trying to fill the Breaking Bad hole in my heart, ok? And it takes a lot of meh to mediocre shows to accomplish that.

  22. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Dark hair is not for you, Laura. Stick to red or blonde hair.

  23. Natalie Dormer 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Love her.

  24. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    In-character for the “Dark Crystal” gritty reboot?

  25. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I’m surprised she would deign to attend the Emmy awards. We should be grateful to be graced with her talent and presence.

  26. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Ah yes, January, don’t let the world go changing you.

  27. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    It’s like a dog ate a ton of cotton candy and took a colourful shit on some cloth.

  28. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    She looks fantastic. What show is she on?

  29. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Scientology helped me save 15% off of my car insurance!

  30. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress Boyfriend Jack Antonoff 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I would be trembling with fear and sweating buckets if she was that close to me.

  31. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Oh yeah.

  32. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I think she deliberately tries to look as unattractive as possible, just so people would insult her then she could play the victim or claim she’s so strong for choosing to stay unattractive.

  33. Sarah Silverman Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Would.

  34. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Looks like she’s regretting that chimichanga!

  35. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    What the fuck

  36. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    That dress looks very uncomfortable!

  37. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Ugh!! An ill-fitting, age-inappropriate “top” with a hideous skirt? Must be some sort of joke …

  38. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    OK everybody – let’s make her the new J-Law!

  39. Katherine Heigl Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    What the hell is she doing at the Emmy’s?

  40. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I take back my comment from last night’s TCWM… the insane is strong with this one.

    (Yeah for the (now used) edit feature)

  41. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Good thing Spackle-4-less had a sale this week

  42. Sofia Vergara Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Did she breathe out at some point during the night ?

  43. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    “Does this make me look fat?”

  44. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I think the dress is rejecting her.

  45. Natalie Dormer 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I almost didn’t recognize her with the half-shaved head.

  46. January Jones Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Thought they only allowed actresses at the Emmys.

  47. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    I’m always happy to see Lucy Liu

  48. Laura Prepon Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    celchu478
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    Do you think this smashes my boobs enough for my previous lives to appreciate the control I have over my body?

  49. Lena Dunham Derpface Huge Frilly Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    crickets… crickets… (crickets glimpsing in her general direction)… dead silence.

  50. Alexandra Daddario Nipples No Bra See Through Dress 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Madame Tussaud’s new exhibit ?

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