61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
Let’s wrap up The Superficial’s Emmy Coverage with a gallery full of losers who weren’t good enough to have their post. I don’t know about you guys, but I have a hard time getting it up for the Emmys. Mostly because each year the unfunniest people I know tell me how hilarious 30 Rock is, and I end up kicking over the water cooler whenever someone says “Mad Men is boring.” Are you serious? It’s a show entirely about how awesome it is to drink and sexually harass your co-workers? Something this Prude Cave could use more of. Which is why instead of wearing pants today I brought this bottle of whiskey. There’ll be photocopies later or your’e fired!