UPDATE: 59th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

September 17th, 2007 // 167 Comments

Christina Aguilera

Eva Longoria

Hayden Panettiere

Katherine Heigl

Heidi Klum

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Teri Hatcher

Ali Larter

Rebecca Romijn

Kathy Griffin

Sarah Chalke

Mary-Louise Parker

America Ferrera

Jaime Pressly

Tina Fey

Kimora Lee

Nancy O’Dell

Sandra Oh

Debra Messing

Marcia Cross

Olivia Wilde

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Comments (167)

  1. first | September 17, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    first!!

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  2. Send | September 17, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    Second!

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  3. elle | September 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    what the FUCK is hayden pancake wearing? she looks like a wealthy pregnant woman in the 1600s.
    sandra oh looks fantastic and and that parker woman is a right snotty cow

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  4. hobag | September 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    does hayden want to look fat?

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  5. Lindsay | September 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    What’s up with Hayden Panettiere’s dress? I was expecting more.

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  6. Tim | September 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Switching from two O.J. Simpson stories to this one must be how it feels to be bisexual.

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  7. Third | September 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Third!

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  8. Third | September 17, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    you guys are really harshing my boner today. i just hope you know that.

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  9. Ted from LA | September 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    That Heigl lady has a beautiful wedding dress.

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  10. Miggs | September 17, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    hmmm….let’s see…in order, I’d say:
    slut
    whore
    dwarf-puff
    slut
    whore
    slut
    bitch
    whore
    whore
    retina-burner
    trying unsuccessfully to be a slut
    cool whore
    no, actually she *is* ugly in real life
    stick-whore
    scar-whore
    fatarm-whore
    slut-whore
    slant-whore

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  11. Fumus | September 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    I wanna kill Sandra Oh and eat her children.

    Who FUCK is Kimora Lee….Superficial wtf?!

    Kathy Griffin looks hawt and that’s a nice thing to say because I have never been attracted to a man before.

    Jamie Pressley is still alive?

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  12. what | September 17, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    BAH, fuck the emmys. Boooring

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  13. jeanna | September 17, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    HOLY @#$@ the ladies have crazy wrinkles with that all caked on makeup. but their eye colors are crazy – in a good way.

    good thing for hi-resolution photos.

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  14. Violet Sin | September 17, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    If I ever get married, I’m doing it in a dress just like Mary-Louise Parker’s.

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  15. ia | September 17, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    third!

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  16. emmy or enema? | September 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    4 words: Sally Field, James Spader. Best drama actors. Maybe the category actually was, “best do the same thing every single time no matter what show or movie I’m in”.

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  17. wedgeone | September 17, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Interesting pictures, but I’m worried that if I comment on each of them, by the end I’ll be looking around for guys to ride me bareback. Please don’t turn me gay.

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  18. what | September 17, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    AAAAH, Sandra Oh is the ugliest fucking thing ever.

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  19. Ascil | September 17, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    20!20!20!!! Bite me!!!

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  20. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    Why is Kathy Griffin and Sandra Oh in these pictures? Is there anything hot about either one of those two?

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  21. JJ | September 17, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Although she can be quite obnoxious, Kathy Griffin looks pretty good in these pics, even with the under-eye wrinkles. But didn’t she get a lot of plastic works done recently? Did they forget the under-eye area?

    Maybe she should try to emulate Goldie Hawn’s smile so the under-eye area won’t get squished as much.

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  22. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    Although I must confess I’ve rubbed out a few while looking at their pictures. It helps me with my fantasy about a threesome with FRIST and veggi.

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  23. BunnyButt | September 17, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Is there a problem with the camera or is Jennifer Love Hewitt in desperate need of teeth cleaning? Please, please tell me it’s the camera.

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  24. meat puppet | September 17, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    My personal request to all TV people who might somedy “win” an “award”: Please just shut the phuck up abou your personal beliefs. No one cares. I don’t care about you as a “person”. Just shut up and act (if you can).

    “Gidget” can blow me with her self absorbed importance. And WTF was with the Jersey Boys “tribute” to “The Sopranos”??? Man, I want a credit on my deathbed for the 2+ hours I wasted on that crap last nght!

    “Stewie” and “Brian” had it right in the annimated segment early in the broadcast.

    And PLEASE no more pix of Kathy Griffin – EVER. No. Really. It’s like looking at Satan’s rectum.

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  25. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    @22 Good morning troll. I have to agree with you this morning a 3-some with FRIST and Veggi would be nice. Can you arrange it?

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  26. Veggi | September 17, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    I love Jimbo’s tiny penis.

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  27. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    anyone have a spare butt plug? mine is in too deep and I can’t get it out. Veggi is cumming over later to cum on me, do I guess I can wait.

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  28. ohc | September 17, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    Nobody has mentioned that Kathy Griffin and Woz are holding hands!? My head asplode.

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  29. devilsadvocate | September 17, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    what’s with all the sandra oh hate?
    i think she looks pretty good in these pictures.

    and wtf is with hayden’s dress. worst dress of the night, although ali larter’s is a close second. is there like a superhero gene that makes them deficient at fashion?

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  30. veggi | September 17, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Pam and Jim from the office should have won everything…..and dwight….and michael…..the emmy’s are WRONG I tell you! WRONG!

    oh, and grow up dickfuck trolls……

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  31. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    @26 & 27 Stop going back to the days with your brother. I know you miss him, but reliving the past through us is not going to help.

    Where is excatly is your brother??? Oh yeah SFU!!!

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  32. PrettyBaby | September 17, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    #24 ummmmm everything you said was correct. Thank you! meatpuppet wins
    !!!

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  33. lambman | September 17, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Damn! Mary Louise Parker is looking smoking hot for a 44-year-old! MILF Weed all the way!

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  34. pissy skank | September 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    that hayden pana-whatever chick seems like a stuck up little fucktard. and her orange skin blends perfectly with the hideous dress she’s wearing.

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  35. lambman | September 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    also Rebecca Romaijn is perfection in human form

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  36. Joe Testosterone | September 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Jamie Pressley snapped back into MILF hotness fast!

    http://testosterone-zone.com

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  37. Me | September 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Kimora Lee is an idiot.

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  38. veggi | September 17, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Jimbo, you grow up too. No offense, but you don’t have to type a kneejerk insult response to everything the trolls do. That’s what they want.

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  39. Joe Testosterone | September 17, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Jamie Pressley snapped back into MILF hotness fast!

    http://testosterone-zone.com
    Daily Hotties and Retro-video-games

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  40. kerpupples | September 17, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    What in the hell is Al Gore doing there? He’s behind Ali Larter in picture #3.

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  41. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    @38 Thanks mom

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  42. MrSemprini | September 17, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Christina “Formally Pregnant” Aguilera
    Eva “Next Top Gnome” Longoria
    Hayden “I’ve Been Bronzed” Panettiere
    Katherine “Just Too Darned Cute” Heigl
    Heidi “Rhymes With Plum” Klum
    Jennifer Love “Favorite Accessory For Ugly Men” Hewitt
    Teri “When Will It” Hatcher
    Ali “Best Use Of A Shiny Towel” Larter
    Rebecca “Sounds Like The Lettuce” Romjin
    Kathy “Told My Abs To Suck It” Griffin
    Sarah “Can You Clean The Blackboard Of” Chalke
    Mary-Louise “Belly-Bump” Parker
    America “My Middle Is Pretty Thick” Ferrera
    Jaime “I’ve Got My Dress On Backwards” Pressly
    Tina “Ghostly Apparition” Fey
    Kimora “Totally Fab-ricated” Lee
    Nancy “Best In Show” O’Dell
    Sandra “Never Had The Big” Oh

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  43. hmm | September 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Ok is Christina Aquilera ever going to admit to beyond obvious fact that she is pregnant?

    Eva Longoria and Ali Larter look amazing, perhaps Hayden Panettiere should consider using their stylist next time, so she doesn’t come to the next award ceremony wearing a shower curtain.

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  44. joLIE | September 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    They all look good apart from Eva, who’s inner bitch cannot be hidden
    —————————————————————————————–
    For Brangelina haters
    http://www.medialady.proboards105.com

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  45. joLIE | September 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    They all look good apart from Eva, who’s inner bitch cannot be hidden
    —————————————————————————————–
    For Brangelina haters
    http://www.medialady.proboards105.com

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  46. babe | September 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    How sad. Little Hayden is trying to look big with that dress but just looks fat. A fat little dwarf ha ha I bet she is incredibly insecure about her height. The wee woman won’t last long as a midget in a tall model’s world.

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  47. Alex H | September 17, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    whoever nancy o’dell is, that dress is stunning.

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  48. Geoff | September 17, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Hayden Panty-hair looks like a sluttly shuttlecock. BEFORE you NASA mofos start spanking it to my vision, here’s the definition.

    A shuttlecock is a high-drag projectile used in the sport of badminton. It has an open conical shape: the cone is formed from sixteen overlapping goose feathers embedded into a rounded cork base. The cork is covered with thin leather.

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  49. Alex H | September 17, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    wait, why is christina aguilera at the emmys? will someone tell me?

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  50. blugardenia | September 17, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    hayden dresses age-appropriate, in my opinion. not to mention we all know she does wear fitted things too. VMAs, hello. women don’t always have to slut it up just to be attractive!!! i thought, as always, she looked fresh and beautiful like the young girl that she is and should enjoy being.

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