UPDATE: 59th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Why does everyone keep writing Ali Larter? It’s LANDRY people.

Sorry everyone… my mistake it is Ali Larter.

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No paris hilton???

Hayden should win EVERYTHING

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Hayden has the right color and the boobs and the hair but she does not have the body type for this dress. her pear shape body with this dress makes her look fat. this actually reminds me of those traditional Korean dresses….
Kimora Lee Simmons is not that pretty. in fact i think she’s ugly. I saw her in a store in Beverley where I was shopping and she isn’t as fabulous as she makes herself to be…

i love you luke!

I love Kathy Heigl’s outfit, suits her really well! Aguilera looking gorgeous too, as always, and Marcia Cross is simply fabulous! I find that woman ageless!
Hayden should NOT have worn that dress…whas is it with her, is she trying hard to look fat? I can’t figure it out: why would someone that beautiful go for a dress like that? I agree with Sophia: right color, nice hair…wrong dress. :S

People that think Kimora Lee isn’t doing something aren’t very informed. Take a look at how much money Baby Phat made last year alone. It’s a HUGE company that is continuing to be on the rise. I don’t even know why I’m writing this, though, because people will continue to be ignorant.

why does xtina’s arm pits look like britney spears vagina?

Ugh. This site is getting boring… CUM to mine instead

She got that damn company in the divorce. She is one of those stupid skanks that yells and bellows all the time, “playing” boss, when the whole time it’s people like you and me that do all the work and make all of the important decisions that make the company successful. I should know, because I have a worthless, piece of shit boss. He and Kimora Lee are practically interchangeable. Spreading your legs doesn’t make you a captain of industry.

are gowns necessary? why does a young girl like heyden gotta look 60 in a gown?

hayden first,,,rebecca second,,,catherine and heidi third for lining up and bang

This people are too self-absorbed and they are a bunch of left-wingers. Kimora just plain sucks, period!! Kathy Griffin is in trouble with the Jesus remark!!

in that first pic of nancy o’dell, looks like pat o’brien (what’s with all these micks?) is saying “hey, look! there’s my career over there!”. nevertheless, i’d sleep with pat o’brien in order to sleep with nancy o’dell. i helped her at a bed bath and beyond store a thousand years ago and that’s the prettiest f’in girl i’ve ever seen. she was picking out a scale and was barefoot and her feet and appearance were bloody angelic….like a dream.

of the first six, in order, i would do

kathy griffin – get that out of the way, by the time i do the sixth one, she’ll be a long distant memory and the penicillin will have pretty much taken care of the infection.

ali larter – vanilla, don’t even know who she is

jennifer love hewitt – can you say motorboat?

eva longoria – i’d use her like the little toothpick she is, just to clean the first three out of my teeth, and she has gorgeous feet.

chritina aguilera – i’d do her soooo hard that she’d stay preggers and it would definitely show brother!

hayden panettiere – she’s so full of herself, i wanna angerfuck her

ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN!

What’s with the monochromatic hair matches skintone matches dress thing? Hayden and Rebecca are guilty, along with Marcia and a couple others doing the dress matches skintone thing. Wear some damn color already!

And what’s with the pseudo-wedding dresses? Sure they’re spectacular gowns, but I thought it was the Emmys not a celebrity free for all wedding.

And I’d really like to salute the gals who have small boobs and don’t have implants, but goodness, ever heard of a push-up bra?? Ali, Jennifer, Sandra look like they left their boobs at home.

hahaahhahhahahah! GEEZ Don’t take it celebrity lives too personal or anything! Tired of your issues? Just kill yourself and get it over with. People will think you’re cool. I swear! Your life will be better!

There is a WHOLE lot of ugly going on in most of the pictures…..but the 2 that stand out the most……………Sandra Oh and Kathy Griffin…… my god…where does one start?……

I honestly don’t know which is the ugliest.

Sandra Ohs face appears to be a flat surface and God forgot to give her round—eye—ball— sockets, so at the last minute he took a sword and played Zorro slicing a few slits then gave her some stickers with painted retinas and iris then sent that bitch on her way. Also no doubt she is envious of the Long Eyelash Trend.

Kathy Griffin looks like Andy Dick in drag. There is so much ugly going on there I wouldn’t know where to begin….

If someone said …. “Which one would you rather”…
Neither fucking one that’s what!!! *shudders*

Debra Messing has a booger in pic 4 …

I see that Seals tribal scars on the cheeks have not faded over time… and apparently they cut his earLOBE off back in the day…he should consider wearing a hat when going out.

Paris Hilton is there in her alias Carsen Kressley alter ego talking to ratface Longoria probably telling her that she has the same dress.

Put some rings around Haydens shower curtain of a dress and you have the Michelin Man…slick round head and all.

the best part of the show was when Kathy Griffin told Jesus to “suck it!” Buhahahahahaha, it was at that moment all the Christo Fundies had a collective heart attack. And Bill Donahue took a shit in his depends undergarments…a good day for us atheists…you go girl! Gee, I wonder what Bill O’Reilly, Hannity, and Coulter will say about Kathy’s comments?? Tee Hee. Something about “Hollywood” and “Liberal Media” “Liberal Elites” blah, blah, blah. LOL.

First – what happened to Cristina being pregnant? Whoops, maybe that’s why she wasn’t making an announcement.

Second – Kimora Lee is a dipshit. Who hawks their products on the red carpet. Could you have any less class??

Third – Hayden… yikes – that dress is just… I don’t even know what to say about it. It’s so big it’s clouding my mental thought processes.

Buut there were many beautiful women out – Sarah Chalke looked amazing, I am totally envious of her eyes… Heidi Klum’s dress and hair were just breathtaking… Ali Larter looked amazing too…

Didn’t watch the Emmy’s – boooooringgggg… the only good part is looking at all the fashion. Yay for the internet.

kimora lee looks like an alien

Kimora Lee Simmons is the most arrogant, no-talent beeyotch who ever lived. Kathy Griffin used to be cute, I’ll never understand why she ruined herself. Yes, Hayduke Pancake’s dress was a little much, but fer Chrissakes, people, she’s only 18 years old! How about this–imagine what you dressed like at 18. Now imagine seeing it plastered all over and minutely critiqued. See? Not so judgmental now, are we?

To avoid bothering other readers by asking “who is this”, I checked in Wikipedia, and just read that Kathie Griffin was born in November 1960 !!! AAAEUUUUGGGGHHHH !!!! She looks 70 !!!! Do they have some kind of surgery now to make you AGE ??? This is definitely NOT the skin of a 47 year-old woman ! Gosh, her eyes look like anuses !!! I have to look at Marcia again, she’s about the same age, and what a difference !!!

holy FUCK kathy griffin is old

dont do drugs kids

hey, #106 or Veggie as you call yourself, what a fuckin loser you are! I have read your comments many times and you really aren’t funny, witty, or sarcastic. Just some loser with no balls. Oh and most woman love dogs so I guess you don’t have many female friends. Loser! Sleeping alone again tonight? Not me!

How did someone with a body as rocking as Hayden Panettiere manage to make my sex drive shrivel up and die with a single clothing choice? The top is promising, gorgeous fabric…then a waterfall of billowing puke from the waist down. You’d think she had a hideously maimed and gelatinous body she was trying to set up a freak show tent for.

I don’t know who the fuck Olivia Wilde is, but I want to bone the shit out of her.

who is Kimora Lee; and why is she flashing her mascara on the red carpet!

Hayden chick was trying to do her bit for the community when she snuck 6 street children in under that tent she calls a dress. It looks like her legs come out of her chest… She has no stomach.AAAAHH!!!!

Man I hate celebs…

America looks fuckin’ beautiful.Are you blind? Sandra Oh looks more and mor like Bobby Lee from Mad-tv every second. I think it IS him. and debra messing still makes me wanna hurt her. She has that “annoying, unfunny , self-absorbed cunt”- kind of face as does that Heigl-chick. M.L Parker looked pretty, As did Aguilara. Pressley looks like a sarcastic vampire, Teri Hatcher looked alright I just do not like he woman. I do like bunnies though…roasted over an open fire.. yumTeri Hatcher

Last!

Well, looks like the color this year is red. Or white I guess. I agree with you guys about the skin, hair, and eyes being all one color. It’s so fucking ugly.

-I don’t think Katherine Heigl’s dress looks like a wedding dress. I guess it could be. Whatever you call it she looks pretty damn good.
-What was Hayden thinking??
-Ali Larter is too damn skinny. Waaayyy too skinny.
-I love Christina and Eva’s look, although Christina definitely looks pregnant.
-Mary Louis Parker is naturally gorgeous.
-Heidi Klum looks like she went through a tornado on the way there.
-Teri Hatcher should just give up already, she’s starting to look scary.
-Sandra Oh could look better.
-Kathy Griffin actually looks pretty good.
-Marcia Cross’s dress is ugly, but she’s not.
-America’s dress and dress color does not flatter her at all.

But then again who cares about my opinion, right? =)

oh my god, I love it when ugly, pathetic people trash us because they have nothing more interesting to do with their puny existence…
jealous? enjoy your trashing, I’ll enjoy the emmy’s

Ok Ok i think Ali Larter looks amazing…

Katie Heigl is the stuff girl-crushes are made of!!!