After getting sloshed on egg nog, being shunned by relatives and passing out under the plastic tree, I woke up this morning feeling empty inside. It’s not because the baby Jesus has forsaken me, but because I never received a Christmas card from 50 Cent. And by the looks of it, no one else did either.
The rapper refuses to celebrate Christmas the conventional way by seniding cards to friends, and relatives, and argues that those close to him should know his feelings for them.
That, or $500,000 earned entertaining teens at a bat mitzvah doesn’t buy what it used to. Or maybe he converted to Judaism after the show, and took up the “cheap Jew” stereotype. Or maybe he just doesn’t know how to write. That’s probably it.
50 Cent doesn’t like celebrating X’mas the conventional way! [Web India]
leftlane | December 25, 2005 at 7:21 pm
I think he has a fair point, tho its always good to remind people how you feel.
Captain Awesome | December 25, 2005 at 9:14 pm
50 Shellac
drinkthebones | December 25, 2005 at 10:12 pm
maybe he can give them all one of those 50 cent vibrators he was talking about making. if they’re really life-size replicas, i might buy a couple myself. i’ve always wanted a vibrating q-tip.
Gerald Tarrant | December 25, 2005 at 11:00 pm
The moron can barely talk, should we expect him to know how to write?
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | December 26, 2005 at 12:30 am
Maybe X-mas was one of the days that he got shot on… yeah…
Bob Denver | December 26, 2005 at 12:33 am
On dis kristmas dey, all da best too u n yorz. Ill b seain u 4 diner, ova at mah haus.
Seined,
Fitty
Captain Awesome | December 26, 2005 at 3:12 am
“Seined”
loooooooooooooooooooool
Shakin | December 26, 2005 at 3:26 pm
Eh…this story looks like you just needed an excuse to remind us about Mitvahpalooza. If he doesn’t want to send out Christmas cards, whatever. C’mon, there are so many better reason to make fun of Fiddy, or another celeb for that matter. Do we really need the Christmas card police?
hafaball | December 26, 2005 at 9:16 pm
i’m all for the, doesn’t want to send presents thing because that’s not what christmas is about, but damn man, send a freakin card. Or I guess having the number 1 album just isn’t good enough. So he’s cheap and Kayne West is an egotistical freak, so much for me liking rap for another 10 to 15 years again.
tuesdayup | December 26, 2005 at 9:56 pm
He’s hoping that this will piss someone off and they’ll shoot him so he can use those bulletproofed cars he’s been bitchin about recently.
APINK | December 28, 2005 at 1:17 pm
All these rappers just need to go away!!!! Let’s bring back real music and people who enjoy playing it. Unlike these talentless hacks!!!!!!!!!!! God, I hate rap and all it stands for.
thatoneguy2 | January 8, 2006 at 3:23 am
yow, i rilly gots a problim wit all u fags token shit bout mee. i ain cheep, i jes wanna spind monee on cheep caymart bleeng and rowls roises. yall downt now wat its lik bein a widno shaper, in da julry sto lukkin at shit cha caint bye, so doan be token no mo shit or i’ma git poffy an we goan kill u. ulis u voatid, den poffy ain goan do shit.
ur bowie,
fiddy