50 Cent was arrested in New York City today for driving dangerously in an uninsured Lamborghini. When he was pulled over by an unmarked patrol car her refused to get out, instead making a call on his cell phone.
“Eventually the cops opened the door. … He just got out of the car and put his hands on the car and they put the cuffs on him,” Parvess, who videotaped the arrest, told Reuters. A police spokesman said he was cited for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration. He was due to be released as soon the summonses could be written, the spokesman said.
I would’ve expected a bigger fight from 50 Cent. The guy already has felony convictions and has been shot like 62 (hundred?) times so seeing him being taken in by two guys when Paris Hilton required four is just sad. You can’t tell me Paris Hilton poses a larger threat than 50 Cent. It’s like hunting a rabbit with a tank and using a spoon to take down a tiger.
Now all I have to do is perform a self lobotomy and I’ll be a shoe in. Trinity here I is coming. I’m off to DC to get my refill of idiot pills. My monster immune system fought off the last batch. I have to remember some of the cheat answers to the entry exam:
1 – Cocoon – stuttering way of describing people of darker shade, such as myself
2 – Hodeedo’ – What to yell when running late for the train
3 – “Run-nicca-nicca-nicca-RUN-nicca-nicca-nicca” – Sound Mr. Smith’s chainsaw makes when caught in his farm at night
I’m am soooo acing this test.
#100 – conversate actually is a word as in the sentence “I was runnin’ so fast, my conversate the pavement”. It was the white man’s plan to eliminate that word from our lexicon, nothing more.
This is exactly why orange clones such as yourself should stay away from harmful chemicals….they eliminate brain cells.
I mean, assuming you had any to begin with.
You really shouldn’t spend all of your time bitch fighting over the internet. Only employed people with real educations can do that.
Shouldn’t you be filling out a college application right about now? You really need to support those 12 kids that are living out of your car.
I think someone took a shit on comment #103… oh wait, that was me.
You’re hilarious.
“conversate the pavement”. That is good. Very good. I’m using it.
You know, Rich, I eat twenty-something smartass girls for breakfast. For lunch, their boyfriends.
#62. “Black run” countries don’t have problems simply because of the color of the residents skin.
“Black run” countries have problems because ignorant ass white government officials create obscene laws and contribute to the diminishing welfare of the people in these countries.
Just thought I would clear that up.
106 – Commish, you are giving me wood – bad girl.
What? Wh… WHOA! Is DanYELL starting to act up again? Did she develop amnesia? Am I missing something?
DanYELL, don’t make me open school here about shit AGAIN!
Conversate the pavement is very funny. hee hee.
educative however, and we gots to go talk to the admission folks at Trinity.
?Excuse me?
J- Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you to not mix alcohol with your daily dose of Viagra? Shut the Fuck up….how hard is that to do?
Let me, for the sake of being fair and balanced (that’s right, I’m FoxNews up in this beeotch) defend two points made by one who I shall not name. “Educative’ is in fact a real word, though remedial English at Trinity, whose syllabus was written in chalk on a hot DC pavement, does give the disclaimer stating that it is rarely if ever used. Hence, an example of a child being enamored with a word and looking for the first chance to inject it into a sentence (out of context or not).
Secondly, Black run countries do suffer the enduring after effects of colonialism and unfair and imbalanced trade pratices and international reticence, thereby perpetuating corruption and cynicism in their already impoverished populaces. It, of course, is not intelligent to equate ‘Black’ with crime or ignorance. Sadly the terms are interlaced due to centuries of neglect and malcontent. Idiots like Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson and #111 perpetuate thoughts of ignorance and inherent fallacy by continually playing the victim role instead of taking full grasp of the opportunites this country affords them when available. I wear my race like fucking a badge of honor in person, but keep my private shit private in forums such as this, lest I slip up and end up Sarah-jeaned or damnYELLed (shit, I said ‘it’). There, I have officially kicked my soapbox in #111′s 19 year old fucking face.
Jrz, while you out lynching SJ, #111 was giving you googly-eyed props, waiting for ways to use the ‘dumb as a box of hair’ comment at ‘school’. Commish, I’m trying that gravel idea. #111 needs to send us fucking royalty checks, because you know she uses this material at ‘school’.
I’m off to smoke a fatty now. You fucking people make me laugh.
Rich:
I think I have a crush, quite frankly.
Preach on, preacher man.
Obviously a few posters are having problems with reality, first of all black driver doesn’t equal stopped by the police. However any driver with a lead foot and an itching case of lane changing-itis as if the world were ending will be stopped by the police regardless of race. Granted most black people severely lack in driving skills and etiquette in general. This isn’t a racial comment I’m simply being honest, black people are the most obnoxious and rude people in the world and everyone knows this. It takes come courage to say it because there are alot of panty waist sympathisers out there who are going to defend black people regardless. Obviously 50 Cent is among the morons who can’t drive or else we wouldn’t even be commenting on this incident. The truth hurts yes but its the truth so deal with it. Don’t go off on some tagent against me making street slang insults or some other non english shit. I know a few people agree with me here so I’m in halfway decent company.
Seriously, DanYELL, have you lost your mind? Did you get hit by the Trinity Shuttle and develop amnesia?
I really think she needs to cut her losses and have a phoenix like rebirth, being that she keeps getting burnt to a crisp. (And no, that’s not racial, because she’s probably lighter than Janet Jackson). She needs to retire her name and come back as something like PlzLuvMee or TrinitySoph, so we can all forget about her idiocy and copycatted (yea, fuck it, I just made that word up) retorts.
Rich, maybe she should move to Maine?? She might have a friend there with something in common? Just a thought.
Well she’s probably the same color as peanut butter, so she better beware of the pussy licking chihuahua.
Plainclothes cops as traffic cops ? Man I tell you the USA is closer to full fledged Fascism with each passing day.
it could be his latest music video
*Everyone, please disregard all comments made above this one…they know not what they do*
*Please pray for them*
#121 – Shut the fuck up troll. I thought good Christian girls at Christian colleges were supposed to foreswear the use of profanity. Reread #112 and fucking learn something. Idiot.
I just want to know how he made bail with only 50 cents…
they should just impound the car
Why is it that when a black person does something illegal it’s because they’re black or poor? A white person commits a crime, and it never because they’re white or poor. WINONA RYDER is white, and one of the richest actresses in the U.S., and one day, she decided to take a bunch of bags and a pair of scissors to a department store, with every intention of ripping off some inexpensive clothing. She had NO reason to do this. She can afford whatever she wants. She CHOSE to steal. It’s a moral decision. Crime has nothing to do with skin color, and all you racists, no matter in what direction your racism goes, need to be sent to IRAQ to fight. Bet you wouldn’t complain about SHIT after that! PRICKS!!!!
i did use to listen to 50 cent, also hip-hop from about 1999-2002. One of 50p’s albums, called ”Guess Who’s Back?”. I didnt agree with the lyrics very much but it was creative and sounded lyrically arstic in a way. It woz much more underground and less commercial sound.
Listen to his music now, bahahahahahaha. Can you say commercialism? Candy shop? A collabo with justin timberlake? Jesus christ, thats absolutely terrifying!!!