50 Cent was arrested in New York City today for driving dangerously in an uninsured Lamborghini. When he was pulled over by an unmarked patrol car her refused to get out, instead making a call on his cell phone.
“Eventually the cops opened the door. … He just got out of the car and put his hands on the car and they put the cuffs on him,” Parvess, who videotaped the arrest, told Reuters. A police spokesman said he was cited for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration. He was due to be released as soon the summonses could be written, the spokesman said.
I would’ve expected a bigger fight from 50 Cent. The guy already has felony convictions and has been shot like 62 (hundred?) times so seeing him being taken in by two guys when Paris Hilton required four is just sad. You can’t tell me Paris Hilton poses a larger threat than 50 Cent. It’s like hunting a rabbit with a tank and using a spoon to take down a tiger.
FIRST – bitches!
Why you gotta do my man fitty like that?
Two posts in-a-row without a picture of Lindsay Lohan.
What the fuck is going on here?
It’s not that Paris REQUIRED four, its that, given the choice, would you rather ‘handcuff’ Paris or ‘handcuff’ 50 Cent.
‘Handcuff’ being ‘Molest’ in this sentence, because you know ‘they pat you down’. And by ‘pat you down’, I mean ‘MOLEST’.
At least Paris. Because I’ve never been arrested.
memo to cop, there is a Lamborghini that has no registration form in front of you, If this shit happened in LA you know that car would be gone.
If he changes his name to ‘Two Bits’ maybe the cops won’t fuck with him so much, or he could of just said to them:
“Hey you fuckin-dumbass-asshole, why don’t you bring your ass-wipe self over here and say that shit to my face so I can kick your ass so far my foot comes out that other ass you call your fuckin assinine face!”
I mean what the fuck he was going to jail anyway.
Hopeless
i was actually there when he was getting arrested.. i didn’t realize who it was until he finally got out of the car. it was pretty surreal..
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Why do rich blacks commit crimes? I thought poverty was the problem.
He drives a Lamborghini but doesn’t insure it. I bet most blacks are riding around with no insurance. That’s why my policy is so expensive.. They just can’t obey laws. It explains whyevery black run country is a total mess.
Wow. For a guy who takes out thugs and SWAT members in his video game, he sure does go down quick. Pansy.
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Its like Carlin said. Once you get your first check. Its time to spin that baseball cap around and start acting like a man.
He’s a bit too old for the thug life now. Especially when you’re making millions.
@ #8: Ummm, I’m black and I have insurance. Haha, WOW! But on the other thing that you said, I think you mean rich thugs….b/c rich blacks don’t commit any more crimes than rich whites. You mean these thugs turned rappers….and being that they were criminals from long before if figures that it doesn’t always change.
This would make a hilarious Geicko commercial.
Wow, that was a really lame simile in that last line.
Anyway, the only reason Paris had so many damn cops on her was because she’s a female and she’s blonde.
PLEASE DON’T TAKE THE BAIT.
#6 Hopeless, I thought Paris Hilton all ready had a lock on the name “Two Bits”, or was it “Two-Bit-Whore”, I’m not sure? And his mother was in the car with him, she’s the one who got him busted when she said to the fuzz, “Ooooweee, honey, dat sho iz some Ass you got dere! why don’t you bring dat big ole ass o’yo’s over heres, and plant it on my face!Yea honey!”
#8 – Sarah, is that you? ;)
This whole thing rhymes with ‘publicity stunt’.
When does his new album drop?
@ # 16:
# is not sarah-it’s Ann Coulter.
# 8, that is
He got pulled over because George Bush doesn’t care about black people. Oh wait, that was a different black guy. They all look the same to me.
What a shocker!?
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
HA HA HA
@15 banff: Yeah, I guess Paris already has that name.
And not to be a Nazi but,
Discover banff. Dickweed.
http://www.discoverbanff.com/
I think “banff” is a reference to Banff National Park in the Canadian Rockies. Just a guess …
Hey Krisdylee, meet banff, banff meet Krisdylee; I’m sure you two Canucks have tons to talk about.
hopeless
#24: Don’t get too worked up. Most Americans don’t know their state capital from their ass, never mind Canadian geography. Just be glad they know Canada shares the same hemisphere.
the man is always taking down us poor mutha fuckers.. i think it was racial profiling .. i mean it was a black man in a really ‘spensive car now wadn’t it?
get dabitch or die cryin’
Illegal lane change? What a GANGSTA!
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@16
Sarah is busy packing her ugly shoes and moving to Banff, Canada.
@24 Is that the city’s motto?
Sweet.
BREAKING NEWS: Bears Shit in the Woods.
“50 Cent” was his mom’s nickname among the local menfolk.
He’s gonna bust a cap up all their asses mark my words. Or hire someone to do it.
wow this is such a surprise (sarcasm)
Why do all of these losers wear the same clothes every day?
@35
(in Stewie Griffin voice)
“I’ve never in all my life seen anything as ridiculous as one of those rap fellows and their oversized clothing and their baseball caps perched at a jaunty angle on their heads. What are you showing your underwear for? Oh, I get it. You’ve just been pottytrained and you want to brag about it to everyone else by proving you wear big boy underwear now. Is that it? Well I’ll have you know I happen to enjoy wallowing in my own feces. You may be wealthy, “Fitty Cent”, but do you have a grown woman at your beck and call to cleanse your buttocks? Hm? Watch this–*concentrating*–there, I just squeezed one out. That woman will be by any second to supply me a fresh diaper. Just give it a minute for the stench to reach her nose. Just wait.”
Imagine the police pulling a black man over driving a Lamborghini and doing an “unsafe lane change.”
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
For all you genius’s who missed the Sarah Jean ‘Vitelli’ Ballard pics. I have a picture of her dad and mom. I copied it before she shut her web-site down.
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I’m going to use it as my screen name url.
If you go to:
It will be in one of the ‘spank it yourself comments. From 9-08-06′
It will be the picture cock-ninja is using as his screen-name url.
Click on the picture, then enlarge it on my profile page. Any of you with blog-sites can copy it and post it as a heading, you can e-mail her to let her know where you posted it:
Check it out Sarah… your dad is famous!!!
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Anyone who doesn’t know what’s going on. read the mcconauhey/cruz thread.
Hopeless
fifty’s new rap album titled “craka-laka-crackers”, includes the hit singles “may I have another, cracker”,
“my dick is bigger than your dick” and “I’m invincible” featuring dionne warwick. Look for it in stores next month.
LOL, again at all the haters. I think he could care less. Unsafe lane change my ass. They were just looking for a reason to pull him over. Unfortanetly he wasn’t insured which is his problem. He should know better then that.
My only question is what happened to that sick car?
Shaun
hey hopeless,
this girl is insane, she even has a blog especially made for her dog. what a psycho bitch.
http://mini.blogsplot.net/
we only hate you shaun, don’t make pull a sarah on your ass too.
@41
What the hell is she wearing in that 3rd(?) picture down? Laura Ashley Union Suit?
@41 Bigponie
All her sites have been closed down.
Her E-mail is still uo though. MUHUHAHAHA!
Sorry, 2nd picture down.
I’m getting a forbidden code here:
http://mini.blogsplot.net/
looks like Jane got in.
I saw the dog site before.
She has to be so freaked right now.
I hope she sees the picturre of her mom and dad I’m using as my screen name URL
I just flamed a dog’s blog. holy crap, that is an all-time low.
I can get in just fine still.
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#46 i’m using firefox and somehow i can still get on and if I didn’t know any better I think she’s had sex with that dog
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.