50 Cent’s First Pitch Went Well

As is my wont, I alienated a lot of our resident right-wingers yesterday with my Joe The Plumber post, so in the spirit of brotherhood, I’m going to write this one in their language. It’s only fair:

Baseball is America’s most sacred pastime, so leave it up to Thugbama’s son to desecrate it because their kind shoot each other in Chicago which is why we should never have gun control. Dykes and queers will say we should, but that’s because they don’t want to get shot for being faggots which last I checked is still a God-given constitutional right, and your dead kid can eat a dick if he thinks otherwise. #BENGHAZI

Let the healing begin.

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