50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet!

The Superficial / September 27, 2012

Because he’s a deeply religious man of God, 50 Cent took to Twitter yesterday where he informed his nearly 8 million followers that masturbating is a sin, so they should probably cut that shit out:

He later provided four easy steps to quit touching yourself which you can scope out over on Gawker, but before that, he provided spiritual and pious responses to fans that took issue with the man who wrote “Candy Shop” telling them to stop watching porn:

And my personal favorite:

Keep in mind, this is also the guy who couldn’t control his urges enough to not have sex with Chelsea Handler, so apparently I missed the part in The Bible where God gave his okay to bang gargoyle vagina out of wedlock as long as you’re not jerking it. Seems like an odd loophole, but then again, so is paying people to pretend a priest didn’t just rape their kid. His ways are not ours to understand.