So I Guess We’re Looking At 50 Cent’s Penis Now

Because Orlando Bloom’s naked penis restarted the Cocknaissance, here’s 50 Cent’s penis (NSFW) that he pretended to get angry about showing up on Power so everyone would Google it. And it worked. Suckers! On that note, let me just point out that the reason you’re about to see a naked black dick – besides the fruit of your own clicking – is probably the most gratuitous premium cable moment of gratuitous premium cable television moments. Via Jezebel:

During the episode in question, Fif’s character is recovering from massive burns all over his body, more specifically his trigger finger. To prove he’s healthy enough to take part in an upcoming heist, he masturbates with his injured hand and during that scene the audience can see the tip of his penis.

“I don’t know if you’re ready for Task X, Character Y.”
“Oh yeah? Watch me suck fifteen titties then have butt sex with another man.”

*sucks fifteen titties, has butt sex with another man*

“You have proven yourself well. Let this man perform surgery while piloting a helicopter – made of ghosts.”

 

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h/t Fleshbot

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