50 Cent Has A Bullet In His Tongue Just For You, Ladies

“What’s up, girl? Is there a bullet in your pussy? ‘Cause I’m about to shoot. Giggity giggity!”

While most people would’ve died after being shot nine times, 50 Cent not only survived, but went on to become a superstar rap artist with a bullet lodged in his tongue that he uses to lick pussy because sometimes its important to take the plot of Robocop and apply it to cunnilingus in real life. Write that one down. Us Weekly reports:

When asked about the inspiration behind his new single, “9 Shots,” the rapper, 40, opened up about a notorious shooting incident he was involved in before his career took off, when he was shot by nine bullets. And one bullet, well, gave the “Candy Shop” singer a special touch.
It’s great for oral sex, this thing in my mouth,” the rapper, touching his tongue, told Julie Walters.
“Well then, let’s have a feel,” the British actress, 65, joked, as the audience erupted in laughter.

Now, before everyone starts shooting themselves in the face to impress chicks, keep in mind, it hurts like a bitch and your cheeks whistle if the wind’s just right. Also, there’s a 90% chance you’ll end up looking like Darkman, which is a reference only five of you got, so I’m dying extra alone now is the moral of this story. DON’T LOOK AT ME.

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