’47 Ronin’ Has Keanu Reeves Karate Fighting Again And Other News

July 25th, 2013 // 10 Comments
Keanu Reeves 47 Ronin
WATCH: '47 Ronin' - Official Trailer #1

- Hugh Jackman is the anti-Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Bynes‘ parents are probably going to get that conservatorship now. [Dlisted]

- The First Time Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]

- The time Aaron Paul was on 90210. The original 90210. [tooFab]

- The Oxford Dictionary is now part of the liberal conspiracy. [BuzzFeed]

- Eva Longoria in skin tight jeans, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Fernanda Marian‘s rollerblading in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Just a reminder: This is what Adam Levine‘s good with for the rest of his life. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Michael B. Jordan is going to star in a movie about Apollo Creed’s grandson. Yup. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Keanu: “I’m not afraid of you.”
    Chick: “You should be.”

    Hopefully after that cheesiness it goes something like:

    Keanu: “But I’m not.”
    Chick: “But you should be.”
    Keanu: “Well too bad, I’m not.”
    “Chick: “Well I still think you should be.”
    Keanu: “Listen bitch, let’s just agree to disagree.”

    Because that would raise the level of discourse from cheesiness to comedy instead.

    Someone not afraid of someone else would never say “I’m not afraid of you.” It makes that person sound weak and scared.

  2. So the folks that turned Amanda Bynes from a child into a paycheck are the same ones that are going to be in charge of her adult life too? Based on the level of absurdity, I’d have to say we’re watching a Vonnegut novel come to life.

  3. It’s about time her parents made a move. She can’t take care of herself, so someone else needs to do it.

  4. 47 ronin actually looks like some quality visual candy.

  5. alex

    The Last Samurai meets Sho-gun with a sprinkling of 300 for good measure. Meh.

  6. Deacon Jones

    I wouldnt mind seeing this movie. ON WEED.

  7. Do the machines really believe that we’ll all just accept 1800′s Japan as the new Matrix? Apparently they left one critical person out of their calculations: Neo-san.

  8. Jenn

    This is yet another epic adventure for Ted Theodore Logan courtesy of weeeeeddd.

  9. “I know Kung Fu”
    “That’s great and all, but this is Japan.”

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