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The Superficial’s Top 25 Moments of 2011

December 30th, 2011 // 16 Comments
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“Suck it, tall people.”

The Best of 2011 posts are great and everything, but let’s be honest, they’re purely dominated by tits, ass and somehow Lindsay Lohan because you people make me sick. Anyway, what falls through the cracks are the tender moments that truly reflect the human condition, but mostly involve Derek Jeter banging chicks and thanking them with sports memorabilia. So here are our favorite moments of 2011 that readers didn’t repeatedly click on because you’re too homophobic to appreciate the rich, sexual thunder of Alexander Skarsgard that thrusts its way into you and awakens a lust you yourself never knew existed.. is how Photo Boy described it. I’ve never seen those words before in my life. My diary’s a liar!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Scarlett Johansson Pregnant
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BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Unairbrushed Bikini Shoot

December 30th, 2011 // 23 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

DECEMBER

Top post for three months. ‘The hell’s wrong with you people?

After leaking her Playboy photos for maximum publicity, Lindsay Lohan immediately jetted off to Hawaii for a $15,000 cash payday to pose for the above set of “candid” bikini photos even though she’d supposedly scored a million bucks off Hugh Hefner. Then again, assuming he didn’t pay her in prunes, it’s not like she can just sign the back of the check and hand it to a drug dealer. Because even if they do accept it, you still have to blow them as a form of ID. There’s just too much red tape is what I’m getting it.

Posted: 12.12.2011

Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photos Aren’t Airbrushed

Photos: AKM Images/GSI Media

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Russell Brand Isn’t Wearing His Wedding Ring and Other News

December 30th, 2011 // 25 Comments
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- Kelly Clarkson endorses Ron Paul. It goes over well. [Dlisted]

- Draco Malfoy shirtless photos, anyone? [Lainey Gossip]

- Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt sang a song together in case every single one of your female Facebook friends hasn’t informed you with “omg LOVE!” yet. [Too Fab]

- Ali Larter is still hot. Thank God. [Popoholic]

- Lindsay Lohan is saying she ISN’T hosting a party in Dubai now, so just assume she is. [TMZ]

- 2011′s Hottest Athlete [Bleacher Report]

- If Adam West Starred in “The Dark Knight Rises” [BuzzFeed]

- Debra Messing is dating a married dude already. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Claudia Galanti is still wearing bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- UFC 141 Weigh In Photos [Heavy]

- Hilary Duff isn’t thanking anyone with mouth hugs, but let’s look at her anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

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BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Becomes A Massive Crock Of Sh*t

December 30th, 2011 // 6 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan Marilyn Monroe
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

NOVEMBER

Posted: 11.8.2011

Trust me when I say no one was more surprised than me to see Lindsay Lohan be the top post for not just one month, but two because I’ve literally looked at years of quantitative data that suggests you people want her to die in a tire fire. On that note, these are actually old shots from a Marilyn Monroe shoot she did for Spanish Vogue, shortly after already being Marilyn for New York Magazine (lead pic), which I attached to a post about her Playboy spread turning into another Marilyn shoot devoid of flaming snizz despite promises to the contrary. Yet somehow that became the magic combination to dominate November probably because “Lindsay Lohan Playboy” was the top Google search term up until about two weeks ago. So, long story short, HAHA! Fooled you.

Original Post: Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Is Marilyn Monroe Now, No Full Frontal

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Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos Wore Bikinis

December 30th, 2011 // 17 Comments
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True story: Today you were going to be peppered with the last of the Best of 2011 posts followed by a year-end wrap-up of our personal favorite stories, but that was before Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens and Maria Menounos all decided to parade around in bikinis. So everyone be sure to thank Photo Boy who was supposed to have the day off but instead woke up to me opening the trunk I make him sleep in and luring him to the computer with Vienna Sausages which he’ll later find out are his year-end bonus. (I spoil the kid, I know.)

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BEST OF 2011: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos

December 30th, 2011 // 18 Comments
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Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy and majesty of 2011, and more importantly, give me an extra two posts to phone in so I can sit around thumbing my Christmas loot.

OCTOBER

Nobody really knows where Courtney Stodden came from or how, but when future anthropologists discover the remains of our civilization, they’ll note 2011 as the year the Internet became freakishly obsessed with a 36-year-old transsexual named Tommy who pretended he was the child bride of a bit actor from Lost. They’ll also note that by the time we realized Tommy was a Russian spy speaking in a complex alliterative code, we’d already let him rub his tits against the nuclear codes laying the groundwork for a saucy nuclear winter that sassalized our sexy stems with stimulation.

Posted: 10.3.2011

Original Post: Courtney Stodden in a Bikini: Episode 1 The Airbrushed Menace

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Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos Airbrushed Abs
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