Apparently Rihanna wants to adopt a child from Haiti if this report is one of those times the National Enquirer is actually right about something:
“Rihanna doesn’t see herself having a biological child anytime soon because she doesn’t have a man in her life – plus, after all the drama with CHRIS BROWN, she’s suspicious of guys.
“But mainly, she says, she needs to make her life less about her and more about someone else.
“She’s getting enthusiastic support from mentor JAY-Z and wife BEYONCE – and asked them to be godparents!”
Keeping in mind Rihanna has stated in the past she wants to adopt (Although, mainly to preserve vaginal integrity.), perhaps a good time to try and sell this story would’ve been not on the heels of her having a 24-hour drunken butt sex fest in Barbados. Now, am I saying good mothers don’t have butt sex? No, of course not. Not at all. Shit, I’m saying the exact opposite of that: Great mothers ask for it by name. What am I saying is that a butt sex parade probably isn’t the best place for a baby. We haven’t evolved to the point where that’s not frowned upon yet, but give it a couple more seasons of Teen Mom, and we’ll be there if not already letting babies drink. I have foreseen it.
