“I don’t know what raped me worse: The traffic or your quarterback. OH! But, seriously, folks, I’m here to talk about emphysema…”
I guess I should’ve started this whole post off with *SPOILER ALERT* because here’s Tom Hardy in his full Bane getup on The Dark Knight Rises set in Pittsburgh on Saturday where apparently he’s going to stand-up comedy Batman to death? No, that’s The Joker’s schtick. Shakespeare in the Park him to death? Have a poetry slam?
*breathes into paper bag*
Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke…
NOTE: Also added pics of The Batmobile that you should probably not look at if you’re trying to avoid spoilers. But for those that do, I like how they made it blend right in with Western Pennsylvania. All that’s missing is fries, cole slaw and a tall, cold I.C. Light that tastes like river piss. (Some Yinzer humah fer the locals.)
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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38
Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)
Tally ho,
- The Superficial
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