Archive for April, 2011

Olivia Munn in a Bikini For Carl’s Jr.

April 28th, 2011 // 71 Comments

Olivia Munn appears in the newest commercial for Carl’s Jr. which apparently is The Ten Commandments of fast food advertisements, necessitating it’s own behind the scenes/making of video (after the jump). Granted, yes, Carl’s Jr. discovered there’s an amount of money that will get Olivia in a bikini to endorse fast food burgers, they were also able to afford that amount. Also, you know who else used to do Carl’s Jr. ads? Paris Hilton. I rest my case and now defer to the bikini photos for your clicking edification.

UPDATE: Wait. Wasn’t Olivia Munn a spokesperson for PETA? Thanks to gigi for pointing that out.

UPDATE: The first six photos are now in delicious hi-res goodness.

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Kim Kardashian is Still Cleavagey

April 28th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Because we’ve already posted one pseudo-celebrity solely because of her cleavage (It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?), here’s Kim Kardashian walking hers down to the nail salon where she apparently waved it in front of all the Asian help. The poor bastards probably go home and frighten their families with tales of how cheap Godzilla is along with being surprisingly hairy. “It no leave tip and sat on Trang. He dead now. Doctors no fix him. ‘Too squished,’ they say.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

Rihanna Gets a Body Scan. Well Played, TSA. Well Played…

April 28th, 2011 // 41 Comments

Here’s Rihanna receiving a full body scan yesterday which I’m sure had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that she’s an attractive young woman with great tits that people want to see naked. She was probably just talking with that accent of hers again. I bet it’s that.

TSA #1: Did she just say, mon?
TSA #2: Ma’am, we’re going to need to make sure your breasts aren’t terrorists.
RIHANNA: This is some bad juju…
TSA #1: Juju, she said, juju! TASERS TASERS TASERS!

Stop me if I’m ripping too heavily from the headlines. Or horribly misrepresenting the people of Barbados. (I should have her swigging rum, shouldn’t I? Dammit. Stupid ignorance, always making me look bad…)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

Kate Hudson Exposes Her Pregnancy to Daylight and Other News

April 28th, 2011 // 12 Comments

- Blake Shelton is going to bang Miranda Lambert for the entire month of May. [Popeater]

- Jonah Hill lost a bunch of weight for the 21 Jump Street remake. [Huffington Post]

- The British have officially given up on oral care forever. [Dlisted]

- Sean Penn‘s hair wearing a weird shirt and shot at odd angles. [Lainey Gossip]

- Dear Zach Snyder, pay attention! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Stewart doesn’t understand skinny dipping. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- But Kate Moss does. [Fox 411]

- More redheads who are most definitely going to be subject to a ‘random’ TSA screening. [theCHIVE]

- American Express paid some guy to do a short film about some other guy’s moustache. [FilmDrunk]

- Ellen DeGeneres tops Anderson Cooper on list of powerful gay celebrities. *record scratch* – What?! [Starpulse]

- Elisha Cuthbert and the most disappointing connection to the term Happy Endings you could possibly imagine. [Maxim]

- Megan Fox doesn’t want people to know she’s a Lakers fan, or Brian Austin Green just roofied her. Could go either way. [Popoholic]

- Richie Sambora checked into rehab. [The Fab Life]

- The Hottest Ripped Females in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

Paris Hilton’s Stalkers Have No Heart

April 28th, 2011 // 28 Comments

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were attacked outside of a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday by a stalker who was apprehended before outside of Paris’ house in October. TMZ reports:

Today, Rainford allegedly struck again — sources on the scene tell us he smacked Waits in the back of the head as Cy and Paris were walking into a hearing where Paris was set to testify against a different man who allegedly sneaked on to her property and pulled out a knife last year.
We’re told Cy’s bodyguard immediately apprehended Rainford and turned him over to LAPD.
During the incident, Rainford was telling people he KNOWS Paris … and insisted Hilton’s father, Rick, had given him permission to marry her.

Two things:

1. Rick Hilton and I go way back, and that conversation unquestionably took place. I’ll swear to it under oath.
2. How fucking lazy are stalkers in Hollywood that they can’t even follow through on the voices in their heads? First, double-knife man in August and now this guy couldn’t take the time to make sure if Paris can’t be with them, then she can’t be with anybody else. It’s your typical LA attitude. “I guess I could look at these floor plans of her house and find holes in her security, but then who’s going to finish my killer script, Somebody’s Barking Me, the Rockwell and Michael Jackson Story as told through the eyes of cartoon dogs?”

If you’re going to stalk somebody, you better be committed to removing their head and keeping it in a jar under your house. That’s all I’m saying.

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Joey Lawrence Endorses Donald Trump

April 28th, 2011 // 60 Comments

After having his ass handed to him yesterday by the president himself, (Or did he? Says these crazy people here and here.) Donald Trump has miraculously received the crucial Joey Lawrence endorsement that will make him a lock for the 2012 presidential election should he decide to run which he won’t. FOX News, of course, reports:

“Obama was something fresh, and new, and people wanted to put their faith in his message of being different and ‘change’ and all this stuff two years ago, but that fell flat because he gets in there and it’s pretty much the same old thing. I think everybody can agree on that, there’s no real change,” he told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Issue soiree in Los Angeles on Tuesday night. “It would just be nice to see him make speeches instead of Hillary (Clinton) and Timothy Geithner and all these other people. Something’s not working; definitely the approach we’re taking is not working.”
… “I’d be open to Donald. He’s somebody out of the box and I think that some of the stuff he’s saying makes sense. It sounds like you and I would say it, and it’s time,” Lawrence said. “I’m tired of ‘so politically correct’ every step of the way. It’s like there are times when we need to say, ‘We’re getting our rear ends kicked, we are the world leader, we need to step up and act like it.’”
Lawrence said speaking out like this isn’t usually his style.
“Everyone is so afraid to say anything. I keep my political views private; I think that’s the best way to do it. But I have no problem calling a spade a spade,” he said. “I think Donald is an interesting character. He’s an amazing CEO, this is a business. This is a business, running this country is a business and it has not been run the last decade the right way, whether it’s Republican or Democrat, so it’s not really a party issue, it’s more of a person issue. Somebody has to get in there and really hold people accountable.”

It says a lot about Joey Lawrence’s political savvy that he’s decided to come forward now only to embrace a candidate that’s pretty much universally understood to be faking a run just to drum up publicity and ratings for Celebrity Apprentice. That said, it’ll be hilarious to watch conservatives try and say Hollywood should keep its mouth shut about politics on this one. “Well, uh, you see, ‘Whoa!’ has the rallying cry of the over-taxed American, has it not? Not to mention his work on Gimme a Break! practically makes Joey Lawrence a scholar on post-racial America. ‘Nothin’ My Love Can’t Fix’ is to this day, a poignant look at the white man’s struggle to break into the racially oppressive hip-hop community. It’s as revelatory as it is funky. — My dog.”

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