Archive for March, 2011

Jessica Simpson is Designing Her Wedding Dress

March 30th, 2011 // 30 Comments

Despite not even setting a date yet and openly contemplating eloping, Jessica Simpson is personally designing her wedding dress. And by personally designing I mean a team of other people and her mom are doing all the work. People:

“I couldn’t do this without my mom. We have the same eye,” Jessica says. “[She's] been my stylist since I was born.” The two approve every item in the Jessica Simpson line, down to the button. “It’s a three-step process,” Tina explains. “We see it at the beginning design stage. We’ll give our inspiration and our color palette. And then, mid-design, they bring to us what they’re working on, and then we have final approval.” When Jessica is busy with other commitments in Los Angeles, it’s Tina who jets to New York to do the dirty work. “The biggest thing … is we just don’t walk in and put Jessica’s name on something and walk away.”

PRIEST: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded- Are those pockets with hamburgers in them?
JESSICA: Mmm.. nom.. mfff.. I’m sorry. You were talking foreevvvver. *squeezes ketchup out of bouquet*

Photos: Pacific Coast News

Hilary Duff in Yoga Pants and Other News

March 30th, 2011 // 24 Comments

- Matthew Weiner is not leaving Mad Men. Denies $30 million salary reports. [Popeater]

- Edward Norton got engaged. [Huffington Post]

- Colin Farrell used to call Elizabeth Taylor late at night. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is an aerobics pimp now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew McConaughey is ready to settle down because apparently he didn’t decide until after making two babies. [TooFab]

- Amanda Seyfried‘s dog shits more than any animal on the planet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christina Aguilera pranks a pizza delivery guy. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Perez Hilton will teach your kids about hypocrisy now. [IDLYITW]

- Sasha Grey enforces the idea that you aren’t a pervert, you appreciate art. [BuzzFeed]

- Chicks holding dangerous weapons who aren’t Lindsay Lohan grabbing her crotch. [Heavy]

- Gisele Bundchen made The Dancing Queen sit this one out. [Popsugar]

- Enrique Inglesias told Britney Spears to fuck off. [The Fab Life]

- In case you feel like your job sucks. [theCHIVE]

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Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

March 30th, 2011 // 39 Comments

“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WON’T THEY OPEN THE DOOR?!”

(I’m joking of course. She’s just imagining that dancing corn dog again. “Come back. I won’t eat you this time! Promise!”)

“Britney Spears Deleted Scene from Jackass 3″ After The Jump

The Kardashians Work ’25 Hours a Day’

March 30th, 2011 // 88 Comments

The Kardashian Klan are featured in the April issue of Redbook where they rolled out their usual horseshit about their show being entirely real and how much they love each other despite each of them never being more than a second away from the slitting the others throats to advance their Q rating. Except this time around Kris Jenner wants everyone to believe her daughters are insane workaholics even though Kim is photographed at a nail salon literally every day and Khloe hibernates for the winter:

It’s annoying when I hear, “What do your girls do?” Well, first of all, all of my daughters have jobs. They are fashion stylists and designers; they own a chain of stores. They had the stores before they had the show. And my kids worked from the time they were 13 years old. So to me, that’s a huge misconception — that the girls don’t work. They work 25 hours a day. And that they don’t have any talent? They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show. Whether you want to call it talent or not, they have multiple shows on the air. [I want to say,] How many shows do you have?

So basically Kris Jenner’s defense is, “We’re on TV and you’re not. Nana nana boo boo.” Which might’ve been a slightly valid argument before the rise of reality television and the exact moment MTV decided to outdo themselves by following Jersey Shore with a show glamorizing pregnant white trash teenagers. Which is why my proud response to Kris is, “Oh, yeah, well, I’m not on TV, but you are. I hope you get cervical cancer and die alone.”

(I took the high road here, I know. I’m an old softie.)

Photos: Splash News

Rihanna’s Talking About Chris Brown

March 30th, 2011 // 74 Comments

Rihanna appears on the cover of Rolling Stone where she opens up about Chris Brown and sets the record straight on cutting him some slack via the restraining order and is surprisingly gracious about the whole thing without entirely letting him off the hook. Except don’t ask him about it or else you’re a “hater” trying to stop him from finding Jesus in his moonwalks or whatever the fuck Russell Simmons was saying through pancake metaphors. Anyway, here’s Rihanna talking about Chris and how insanely horny she is: More »

Adrianne Palicki Filming Wonder Woman in Costume

March 30th, 2011 // 69 Comments

Despite almost universal consensus that, based on the costume alone, Wonder Woman would be canceled after six episodes, production went ahead anyway because here’s Adrianne Palicki filming in Los Angeles last night. And I will say this, the outfit looks much better in action than when it’s presented as one of those Halloween costumes you buy in a bag. Also, Wonder Woman bends over a lot, so perhaps they captured the true spirit of the character after all. I can’t help but think if Robert Downey Jr. said he’d wear this outfit on a cocaine bender, we could put this whole thing to rest. I’m pretty sure he still owes David E. Kelley a solid. “Well, the pants aren’t really my bag. But that bustier does know how to lift a titty. — I’ll be at the Four Seasons. Send it over.”

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