Archive for February, 2011

Truth, Justice and Sexual Harassment

February 28th, 2011 // 56 Comments
Jon Hamm Superman

Via Nerdist, here’s an awesome rendering of Don Draper himself Jon Hamm as Superman which I’m posting entirely because I’m a huge fucking dork and it’s my birthday. On that note, don’t be surprised if there’s a delayed start tomorrow morning. Not that I’ll be out “winning” tonight in the Charlie Sheen sense of the word, just infusing myself with tiger blood and transforming into an F-18. You know, keeping it chill.

See you.. eventually,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Phil Noto

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And Now We Know Who Leaked Those Rihanna Photos

February 28th, 2011 // 129 Comments
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
Taylor Momsen Satan Shirt
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Ball’s in your court, Chris Brown.

Photos: Splash News

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Apparently Charlie Sheen is Winning

February 28th, 2011 // 128 Comments
Charlie Sheen Today Show
Charlie Sheen Today Show
Charlie Sheen Today Show
Charlie Sheen Today Show
Charlie Sheen Today Show
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When we last left Charlie Sheen he was not only claiming to be clean and sober, but hooked on a drug so powerful “if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body,” The name of that drug? Charlie Sheen. Snort forward to today where he’s given even more entirely sane interviews to RadarOnline and The Today Show that were virtually the equivalent of giving a six-year-old 12 shots of espresso then asking what he wants for Christmas. For brevity and my own sanity’s sake, I’m holding off on the 20/20 interview until it airs tomorrow night, but here are some choice quotes from the other two: More »

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Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

February 28th, 2011 // 38 Comments
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80′s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. [Popeater]

- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. [Popoholic]

- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heather Graham was not at the Oscars but decided to look hot anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Best & Worst Boobs at The Oscars, according to other women. [TheFrisky]

- Michelle Pfeiffer is on the business end of a Zac Efron. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Serinda Swan is in lingerie. [Maxim]

- As is Elise Crombez. [Celebslam]

- George Carlin: The Auto-Tune Remix. [BuzzFeed]

- God save the Queen…. [Heavy]

- Louis Farrakhan has a problem with Rihanna and “white folk”, but not Scientology. Makes perfect sense [Bossip]

- Canadian Jesus brought Selena Gomez to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [TooFab]

- The Oscars weren’t very titillating, but… well you see where I’m going with this. [theCHIVE]

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Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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‘Teen Mom’ Amber and The Fat Dude With a Tail Are Getting Married

February 28th, 2011 // 82 Comments
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
Teen Mom Amber Portwood Gary Shirley
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Presumably to pitch their own reality show considering just last week she was pregnant with a baby that literally anybody could’ve been the father of, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley were spotted shopping for a “promise ring” over the weekend at Kay Jewelers. Of course, the whole thing would’ve looked less staged if Gary didn’t stop every five seconds to look at the paparazzi and make sure they were taking all those pictures they promised. I’m amazed there’s not a shot of him winking before attempting to get down on one knee and careening into a display case. “Get those cameras ready, boys- OH GOD NO!”

*CRRRASSSSSSSHHH*

“I’m okay! I’m okay. My daughter broke the fall. You alright, sweetie? Sweetie? Shake your head if you can hear daddy. …. We’re not going to Gamestop are we? THIS IS BULLSHIT.”

Photos: Splash News

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So Chris Brown is Sisqó Now

February 28th, 2011 // 38 Comments
Chris Brown Blonde Hair
Chris Brown Blonde Hair
Chris Brown Blonde Hair
Chris Brown Blonde Hair
Chris Brown Blonde Hair
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When he’s not blaming Satan for reminding everyone he beat Rihanna‘s face into a car door then bit her about the face and neck like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle, Chris Brown also likes to tweet photos of his new hairdos. This time around he’s dyed it blonde which, God willing, is for his new career fronting a Dru Hill tribute band at weddings. Granted, I’m not a religious man, but if that happened, I’d be willing to meet in the middle and let a nun molest me. See? I’m open to new ideas.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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