The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of the Internet: “Tits or GTFO.” Also, have you seen female athletes lately? Lindsey Vonn looks like Stifler’s mom.
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Hey shut the fuck up Kendra rocks
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I’m so tired of these pretend lesbians. She’ll be a lesbian as long as it gets her attention or doesn’t want a kid.
I don’t like her but she looks smokin’ hot. How reason goes out the window at the sight of a sexy dress. :-)
they said serena. so where is serena?
i want to see serena
I am generous in grading these as a C- for the photographer and lower for the editor.,
uhhhh, could someone please pass me a towel? I just unloaded some ESPYs looking at those ginormous “set & match” fun bags