The 2011 ESPY Awards

The Superficial / July 14, 2011

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of the Internet: “Tits or GTFO.” Also, have you seen female athletes lately? Lindsey Vonn looks like Stifler’s mom.

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