The 2011 ESPY Awards

July 14th, 2011 // 66 Comments

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of the Internet: “Tits or GTFO.” Also, have you seen female athletes lately? Lindsey Vonn looks like Stifler’s mom.

Photo: Getty, Splash News


  1. Kendra Wilkinson ESPY Awards
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    Hey shut the fuck up Kendra rocks

  2. Emmanuelle Chriqui ESPY Awards
    baby jezus
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    Sloannnnn i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  3. Amber Heard ESPY Awards
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    I’m so tired of these pretend lesbians. She’ll be a lesbian as long as it gets her attention or doesn’t want a kid.

  4. Rachel Nichols ESPY Awards
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    I don’t like her but she looks smokin’ hot. How reason goes out the window at the sight of a sexy dress. :-)

  5. Rachel Nichols ESPY Awards
    captain america
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    they said serena. so where is serena?

    i want to see serena

  6. Rachel Nichols ESPY Awards
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    I am generous in grading these as a C- for the photographer and lower for the editor.,

  7. Rachel Nichols ESPY Awards
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    uhhhh, could someone please pass me a towel? I just unloaded some ESPYs looking at those ginormous “set & match” fun bags

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