Archive for November, 2010

‘You Can’t Escape Me…’

November 29th, 2010 // 37 Comments

“You can never escape – your master.

MUAHAHAHAHA!”

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Lindsay Lohan Spent Thanksgiving With Her Dad

November 29th, 2010 // 17 Comments

Apparently still pissed at her mom, Lindsay Lohan decided to spend her 15 hours of freedom from the Betty Ford Center with Michael Lohan despite kicking him out of her apartment building for daring to bring her food earlier in the month. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is a free woman … for around 15 hours – LiLo got a one-day pass at Betty Ford to celebrate Thanksgiving … in L.A. … with her dad.
… We’re told a bunch of Lindsay’s friends are coming to dinner … along with Michael Lohan.

While most sane and rational people would’ve preferred to see Lindsay spend Thanksgiving getting shot in a drug deal instead of with her father, I guess it only makes sense Michael has a crack at being the go-to parent after Dina spent the last 10 years turning her daughter into a human amphetamine vacuum. Because, honestly, how much more damage could he do at this point? Even if he molested her, it’d be a step in the right direction. Ain’t no better way to teach kids love, Billy Ray Cyrus just demanded I type into the “comptooter.” (Call the police.)

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Leslie Nielsen Died (1926 – 2010)

November 28th, 2010 // 76 Comments

“I just want to wish you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

Comedy legend Leslie Nielsen died today after a two-week battle with pneumonia. He was 84. MSNBC reports:

Nielsen came to Hollywood in the mid-1950s after performing in 150 live television dramas in New York. With a craggily handsome face, blond hair and 6-foot-2 height, he seemed ideal for a movie leading man.
He quickly became known as a serious actor, although behind the camera he was a prankster. That was an aspect of his personality never exploited, however, until “Airplane!” was released in 1980 and became a huge hit.

While this obviously wasn’t the note I wanted to come back on, there’s no way I couldn’t acknowledge an actor whose work I obsessively grew up on and recited line for line. From Airplane! to Police Squad to The Naked Gun, there was one constant force of impeccable timing and delivery that made them instant classics, and with probably the most audible collective gasp I’ve seen in all my years on this job, he’s gone now.

Rest in Peace, Leslie.

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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

November 27th, 2010 // 28 Comments

Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) On that note, I’m not even sure if today is Saturday, let alone still 2010, so someone give me a heads up before I look out the window and discover the entire surface’s been enslaved by Jordan Bratman and his Mole Brigade. I hate surprises.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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The Superficial Presents:
‘The Celebrities I’m Thankful For’

November 24th, 2010 // 41 Comments

It’s somehow Thanksgiving again already, so while the rest of the world is forced to watch America celebrate that time we were the bad guys on Avatar, here’s my attempt to capture the spirit of the holiday by making a list of the celebrities I’m thankful for this year. Granted, I hate mostly all these people, without them we’d live a dull, joyless existence, and more importantly, I’d have to work at a job that requires pants. *breathes into paper bag* Happy place… happy place…

See you Saturday with The Most Important People, and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

- The Superficial

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Leighton Meester for Herbal Essences and Other News

November 24th, 2010 // 39 Comments

(Shouldn’t she be faking an orgasm? I say “faking” because the female one is pure myth.)

- Angelina Jolie doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving. [Popeater]

- Jessica Simpson apparently won’t eat some things. Who knew? [Dlisted]

- Glee: Sesame Street for Tweens? [Lainey Gossip]

- Minka Kelly and dare I say a hint of camel-toe? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Never mind. Kelly Brook’s got it covered. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Dennis Rodman doesn’t let an interview get in the way of head. [The Blemish]

- Jett Travolta has a new host. Finally! [Socialite Life]

- JWoww raises an important question about the folly of letting people from Jersey move to other states. [Celebslam]

- Everything that’s wrong about everything. [The Fab Life]

- Marie Claude is a veritable cornucopia. [theCHIVE]

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