With only a few days left before Election Day, Gawker has strangely decided to run an anonymous account from a man claiming he was offered a one-night stand three years ago by Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell which is supposed to be shocking because of her 30-odd years of abstinence and all that anti-masturbation talk. However, my political views aside, this story recounting a drunken night on the town can almost immediately be rejected after reading the following passage:
Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.
“You’ve got to be kidding,” I said. She didn’t explain at the time that she was a “born-again virgin.” She made it seem like she’d never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn’t very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.
Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep.
Really? A completely wasted dude is presented with a consensual opportunity to have sex, yet passes on it because of some unruly public hair? Let me explain the statistical probability of that ever happening: FUCKING. ZERO. How Gawker didn’t reject this story on its face is beyond me. Not to mention, as others who more closely follow politics have pointed out, this just presented Christine O’Donnell an opportunity to, rightly, paint herself as a victim of sexism in the media which is exactly what she did this morning in a statement: More »
