Archive for August, 2010

Don Draper Will Sexually Harrass You and Other News

August 31st, 2010 // 39 Comments

- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’ [Rolling Stone]

- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off. [Popeater]

- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal age. Right, Madonna? [Dlisted]

- Katy Perry never does have hard nips, does she? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jim Carrey is losing his shit. [IDLYITW]

- Kelly Brook at the French premiere of Piranha 3D. [Egotastic]

- Jessica Alba is back to looking hot again. [Popoholic]

- Sam Ronson’s dog, I’m counting on you. You know what needs to be done. [The Fab Life]

- Mad Men Rolling Stone Cover Filled With Photoshop Disasters [BuzzFeed]

- Kim Kardashian admires Khloe’s vagina. Okay, sure. [The Blemish]

- Julia Roberts in a bikini. [PopSugar]

- Bristol Palin joined Dancing with the Stars to set a “good example for moms.” Didn’t Kate Gosselin say the same exact thing? [Huffington Post]

- Olivia Munn is still leeching off of Susan Sarandon. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Bethenny Frankel quit Real Housewives of New York. [ICYDK]

- Socialite Life’s 7th Anniversary Luxury Gift Bag Giveaway Reminder [Socialite Life]

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Photo: Rolling Stone

Paris Hilton ‘Doesn’t Have Time’ for Coke

August 31st, 2010 // 35 Comments

In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton‘s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge, gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Paris Hilton. Doesn’t have time for coke. The same Paris Hilton getting sprayed with champagne on one of her 800 vacations (above) doesn’t have time for coke. — I’ll bite. Via RadarOnline More »

Did Miley Cyrus Always Look Like This?

August 31st, 2010 // 102 Comments

Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That being said, did Miley Cyrus do something to her face? Maybe she’s just making duck lips or got into her mother’s whore paint again, but something looks different does it not? Collagen, I dunno? I mean, I’ve heard the tales of a plastic surgeon who lives underneath Space Mount and performs procedures so traumatic, some girls’ minds never fully recover, but I always chalked that up to my love of a good conspiracy. Like that time I thought Chris Gaines was really Garth Brooks. Haha! Suuure, he was.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

Spencer Pratt Might Be Lying. You Think?

August 31st, 2010 // 47 Comments

It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt‘s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin action despite repeatedly requesting a preview from Jebediah Douchebeard above. TMZ reports: More »

Anne Hathaway Was Allowed Near Scissors! SH-T YOURSELF!

August 31st, 2010 // 61 Comments

Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it.

On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really big tits and just figured her hair was green. Turns out she’s actually a brunette!? Jesus. How do you even predict something like that? Do they hire style editors straight out of MIT? Because I was plucked from an Applebee’s which should probably put a lot of things in perspective. *tries to write HTML code for hamburger*

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Lady GaGa is Afraid of Phones. Why Not?

August 31st, 2010 // 57 Comments

Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presumably screams into it via a megaphone. “I said, NO BACON!” Female First reports: More »

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