Archive for July, 2010

Russell Brand Also Wears Underwear

July 28th, 2010 // 44 Comments
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Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell Brand running around in his underwear on the set of Arthur today. I really can’t say anything negative about the guy considering if he only sticks his penis between Katy Perry‘s breasts once, that’s exactly 827 more times than I ever will. At least according to the NASA study I commissioned. I’m still waiting on a second opinion from MIT.

UPDATE: MIT says it’s only 583 more times. Still got it!

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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Hulk Hogan ‘Ecstatic’ About Linda’s Engagement

July 28th, 2010 // 36 Comments
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Hulk Hogan‘s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass for. Here’s his exclusive statement to RadarOnline: More »

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Katy Perry in a Rubber Bikini

July 28th, 2010 // 48 Comments
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These are promo shots for Katy Perry‘s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like this serves. Part of me wants to have easy clean-up sex with it while the other part wants to use it as a toboggan. Then have sex with it. It’s like an epic battle of emotions because I’m so sensitive yet mysterious like that dude chicks are always freaking out over. What’s his face? *snaps fingers* Justin Bieber.

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Jessica Biel Wears Underwear

July 28th, 2010 // 34 Comments
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Here’s Jessica Biel leaving her hotel in London last night while wearing a see-through dress that lets you completely see her black panties underneath. Except I don’t know if these are sexy as much as they are informative. Prior to this I just assumed Jessica Biel wore a jock strap 24-7 per Article 2 of Lesbianic Law: “YOU LIKE SPORTS NOW.”

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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Mel Gibson’s Having a Great Day (For Real This Time)

July 28th, 2010 // 42 Comments
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After visiting with the beeje-deprived actor last week, child services is backing Mel Gibson as a “great father” and will not restrict access to his daughter Lucia despite reports – and audio tapes – suggesting he accidentally punched her in the mouth while aiming for Oksana Grigorieva. RadarOnline reports: More »

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Lindsay Lohan: ‘Jail’s Not Fair, You Guys’

July 28th, 2010 // 60 Comments
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With her release most likely happening Sunday, Lindsay Lohan‘s starting to make a stink in her cell about being forced to go directly from jail to rehab without “family time,” according to her lawyer. I mean, it’s almost like the judge figured out they’re the root of her problems and is attempting to save her life. What a bitch! In the meantime, Lindsay is clearly being humbled by this experience and has placed several LA stylists on call for the entire weekend starting Thursday. Did I say humbled? I meant hasn’t learned dick. PopEater reports: More »

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