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Obama Keeps Up on Lindsay Lohan

July 29th, 2010 // 72 Comments

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Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan‘s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and run a gossip blog – don’t worry, he immediately rebounds by not knowing what the hell a Snooki is. Via People: More »

Posted Under: Barack Obama, Jail, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Snooki

Mel Gibson Walks Among Us

July 29th, 2010 // 36 Comments

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“And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake of fire of My own device for such are your glum cunt ways. Forever and ever, amen.”

- The Book of Mel Gibson: Chapter 2, Verse 19.

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Posted Under: Mel Gibson

Heidi & Spencer Are Still Together

July 29th, 2010 // 58 Comments

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will make Inception look like a stupid idea made by stupids. RadarOnline reports: More »

Posted Under: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

Simon Monjack Spent All of Brittany Murphy’s Money. You Don’t Say?

July 29th, 2010 // 33 Comments

This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack‘s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that, Simon’s mom also allegedly tried to kick Brittany’s mother Sharon out of the house. People reports: More »

Posted Under: Brittany Murphy, Simon Monjack

Megan Fox is Midriffy

July 28th, 2010 // 55 Comments

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Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of stray cats, yet here they are laying on the floor next to you smoking cigarettes. “Two pump chump,” your ex-girlfriends used to say. Well, look at you now. masturbate into a sock like a normal person.

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Posted Under: Megan Fox

Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

July 28th, 2010 // 23 Comments

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- Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? [Popeater]

- Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adriana Lima in a bikini. [Egotastic]

- Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pimping another book. You know what that means. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr might be pregnant. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene in tight jeans. [Popoholic]

- Michael Cera at the Scott Pilgrim premiere. [The Fab Life]

- The ICP Parking Lot [BuzzFeed]

- Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein. Yes. [Just Jared]

- Justin Timberlake and Elton John say “No” to Idol. [StarPulse]

- Anna Kournikova’s on a boat. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson’s latest love child is, surprise, not his so let’s stop reporting these stories until we find out eight-year-old boys can give birth. [Bossip]

- Alexander Skarsgard returns to modeling. [PopSugar]

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