Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I’m just amazed it doesn’t look like Mickey Rourke’s face down there, so this is a win in my book. On that note, you’ll notice Tara is wearing underwear at some point, so that was either before she banged Dennis Rodman in the men’s room to make her ex love her again or directly after this photo when everyone went “So a dead seal isn’t decomposing below deck.” It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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