Archive for June, 2010

Kristen Stewart Dyed Her Hair! OMFG!

June 28th, 2010 // 58 Comments
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I was going to let PopSugar handle these, but then I realized we might have a riot on our hands if not done properly. So on that note, here’s Kristen Stewart outside Letterman this afternoon where she showed off her new, lighter hairstyle that must’ve sent every Twihard in the vicinity hyperventilating into their abstinent rings. “But, but, but, Bella would never change her hair color. That’s for hussies! Now who’s not going to have sex with Robert Cullenson until marriage? That does it. *loads Team Edward shotgun* It’s dry-humping season. *click click* Bitch.”

Ha! I’m kidding. They probably just ate a bunch of pies in the Young Adult section until the hurting stop. Twihards running. Could you imagine?

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Joey Likes to Drinky and Other News

June 28th, 2010 // 43 Comments
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- Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. [Popeater]

- Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? [Dlisted]

- JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson is ready to stop playing a dry-humping vampire. [Lainey Gossip]

- Halle Berry works out. [Popoholic]

- Christina Hendricks and I should get to know each other. [IDLYITW]

- Vince Neil arrested for DUI again, but he didn’t kill anybody this time. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps. [The Fab Life]

- Kirsten Dunst is a daywalker! [Just Jared]

- Celebrities Getting Drunk Before Your Very Eyes! [Celebslam]

- Fergie is not leaving the Black Eyed Peas because a boy band is a terrible thing to waste. [StarPulse]

- Jessica Simpson is finally going on a diet. [Popsugar]

- Dina Lohan is about to learn why no one wants to hire Lindsay. [The Blemish]

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Mel Gibson’s Ex Has Dental Records

June 28th, 2010 // 46 Comments
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When it was reported over the weekend that Mel Gibson allegedly punched Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth out, pretty much everyone’s response was, “If he did, there’d be dental records.” Of course most of those people went on to say, “Oh, wait, it’s Mel Gibson,” but that’s neither here nor there. TMZ reports: More »

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Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course.

June 28th, 2010 // 25 Comments
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Electric Daisy Carnival rave Saturday night because if there’s a safe haven where drug addicts on probation can go to avoid temptation, it’s a room full of pills and flashing lights assaulting the senses. I mean, only an idiot would go some place where you walk out high as shit trying to find the portal to Narnia in your sleeve. And if there’s one thing Lindsay Lohan is definitely not, it’s sober hireable not full of shit an idiot.

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Chris Brown’s Forgiven, Everybody

June 28th, 2010 // 113 Comments
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Apparently we live in a world populated entirely by amnesiacs with Down Syndrome, because people cannot shut up this morning about how Chris Brown is “back” after his teary-eyed Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards last night. Except, surprise, Chris Brown was really crying about how happy he is to not go shit-house poor. Hollywood Life reports: More »

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Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Making Me Cry

June 28th, 2010 // 14 Comments
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Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 seconds with this. (10 if she says “Call me, Mary Poppins. Practically perfect in every way but specifically right here in the breasts.”)

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