Archive for June, 2010

Lady GaGa is a Dude

June 30th, 2010 // 133 Comments
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Somehow I missed these shots yesterday of Lady GaGa posing as her alter ego Jo Calderone for Vogue Hommes Japan, so here he/she is for your edification. I honestly don’t know what these will do for anybody, but if at least one person says, “Dude, this is gay” I like to believe I made the Internet a safer place.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Bumping this to the top because apparently you people can’t get enough of Man-GaGa proving, once again, I will never understand the Internet. That being said, to the person who wrote “Shia LaBeouf?”, you actually made me laugh at a comment which means now I have to kill you and absorb your funny as it steams out. I spelled that out in the Legal section, right?

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Teresa Giudice in a Bikini and Other News

June 30th, 2010 // 32 Comments
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- Teresa Guidice loves her fake tits. [InTouch Weekly]

- Elena Kagan asked about Twilight during SCOTUS confirmation hearing. Now, Canada, now! While Eclipse fever is at its peak! [Popeater]

- Dolly Parton is a national treasure. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Wonder Woman doesn’t show everyone her underwear anymore? *picks up phone* Hello, Al Qaeda? Congrats on your win. Good game. [Dlisted]

- Anna Kournikova vs. Katy Perry. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lourdes Leon blogs now. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]

- The KStew Cleave. [Popoholic]

- Kim Kardashian’s decapitated head in the context of an O.J. joke. The universe is at balance. [IDLYITW]

- Britney Spears just being their mom is child abuse. [The Fab Life]

- Kris Allen has sand in his vagina. [Just Jared]

- Mel Gibson may have caught a break here. [Celebslam]

- Robin Williams wants in on the third Batman movie. [StarPulse]

- Megan Fox at least didn’t lose her wedding band. Yet. [PopSugar]

- Vienna Girardi did NOT get an offer from Playboy. [The Blemish]

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The Search for Banner Girl: Day 2

June 30th, 2010 // 93 Comments

As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I’ve added to the Facebook gallery five new ladies vying to be the siren that seduces wayward Internet travelers to my words:

Facebook: The Superficial Banner Girl Contest

In the meantime, if you’re not seeing your pic pop up here or on Facebook, don’t get discouraged. I have a little something planned for later in the week, so don’t be afraid to make like Jillian up top. Sure, maybe she didn’t exactly follow that crazy rule about taking a side-profile shot, but see how that didn’t stop me from posting her pic? I’m chivalrous that way.

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P.S. Shannon Richards, seriously. THROW DOWN.

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Russell Brand Has to Die

June 30th, 2010 // 39 Comments
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Here’s Katy Perry in France today where I assume she continued her secret diplomatic mission to annex the country into the United States. (You froggies will never see it coming.) While I thought this was just another news-worthy post about how awesome her tits are, I couldn’t help but notice this. What the fuck is that? Is that chest-herpes? I didn’t even know such a thing existed, but is anyone really surprised this is the by-product of Russell Brand’s penis? I’ve honestly never had a problem with the guy until now, but then again I’m the type of person who thinks having sex with spider monkeys is mysterious and cool without ever considering the consequences. In fact, we probably should wait this thing out before jumping to any wild conclusions. For all we know, this could’ve came from midgets.

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Christina Hendricks is a Terrible Role Model

June 30th, 2010 // 97 Comments
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In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men gives me a scotch-filled boner and I forget everything I’m about to say after this quote: More »

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Kelly Brook in a Do I Really Have to Say It?

June 30th, 2010 // 14 Comments
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And now I officially know what Jews feel like during Hanukkah. On that note, if Kelly Brook isn’t in a bikini for four more days, someone should try her for war crimes. Big breasts don’t protect you from the eyes of justice.

Ha! Just kidding. You can hide in my attic.

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