Archive for February, 2010

John Mayer is touching kids now

February 25th, 2010 // 63 Comments

Because children are our most precious gift – in PR disasters — white supremacist penis owner John Mayer invited a young boy from the audience to play onstage with him in Philly, according to PopEater:

New Jersey sixth-grader Austin Christy attended John’s Sunday night concert in Philadelphia with a sign reading “Can I play ‘Belief’ with you?” — and when Mayer spotted Christy in the crowd, he invited the youngster onstage to do just that, reports CourierPostOnline.com.
Christy played for a crowd of roughly 25,000 fans and left with a guitar signed by the rocker himself, reading: “To Austin, You rock. Keep playing. See you at your show.”
Christy’s mother wrote a note to John’s management team, which read: “John made an 11-year-old’s dream come true. John gave him the guitar after the show and we needed security to get out of the stadium.”
“Everyone wanted a picture with [my son]. If you get a chance, watch some of the videos on You Tube, it is touching. As John said, ‘The kid pulled through.’ I just wanted to thank JM for pulling through for Austin.”

In fairness, this probably was an awesome moment for this kid. Until he grows up and realizes he just got a douchebag ridiculously laid and probably by his own mother. Then it’s more of a moment he tells his therapist after stabbing a family of kittens.

But thanks for pulling through, “JM!”

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Carrie Prejean is living in sin

February 25th, 2010 // 84 Comments

RadarOnline reports “traditional marriage” crusader and former Miss California Carrie Prejean is living with in sin with her fiance Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams where they’re no doubt eating shellfish. BURN THEM!:

Carrie and Kyle got engaged in early February after a whirlwind romance and a sexy trip to Hawaii.
A source close to the couple confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Carrie has indeed moved in. “She’s living there. He’s remodeling the house and she’s helping him.”

Of course learning an outspoken Christian with fake tits is a hypocrite isn’t exactly news, but check out the trend Carrie Prejean has started. Here’s Laura Ashley, Miss Beverly Hills 2010 telling FOX News gay people should be stoned:

“If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them. The Bible is pretty black and white.”

So if this pattern continues, we can pretty much count on a 2011 Miss California contender walking onstage with Perez Hilton’s severed head.

I’m suddenly on-board with this.

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Chris Brown supports Tiger Woods

February 25th, 2010 // 26 Comments

Somewhere Nike just shit a Cross Trainer. Via E! News:

“My hat goes off to him,” Chris says. “I support him. I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing because he is the best at it.”
But the chatter doesn’t stop there. Without prodding, Rihanna’s ex-beau, a self-proclaimed non-troublemaker, offers a comparison to their current dramatic plights.
“I think people always deserve a second chance,” he says. “I know my fans gave me a second chance and people gave me a second chance.”
In Brown’s mind, it’s all about what you do in public, not behind closed doors.
“Whatever his personal life is–and I think this goes for me and him–his personal life is his personal life. Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on somebody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them,” he continues. “He plays golf. That’s his sport, that’s his hobby, that’s his love, that’s what people love him for. They don’t love him for the other stuff that they talk about. Even with me, I do music, I sing songs, I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer. But people make mistakes.”

So let me see if I got this straight: Millions of dollars in hush money to Tiger’s mistresses, the largest, most painstakingly scripted press conference on the planet, a Sports Illustrated photographer on staff to take pretend candid photos, but no one thought to toss Chris Brown a pair of solid gold high-tops to never say the words Tiger Woods until 2012? Christ. How do you miss that one? At this point you might as well let Tiger bang hookers on C-SPAN like he asked.

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Kim Kardashian has huge body parts and other news

February 24th, 2010 // 124 Comments

- Shiloh: America’s #1 Androgynous Toddler. [Lainey Gossip]

- Janet Jackson’s nipple is still an ongoing court case. I’ll be 50 before I see a Super Bowl show with some tits, won’t I? Thanks, whoever’s responsible for this. I honestly forgot. [PopEater]

- Antonio Banderas prepares for his role in “Las Tetas de Azucar: The Mel Gibson Story.” [Dlisted]

- Kate Hudson, heed this man’s pleas. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Octomom is fucking retarded. [Huffington Post]

- Kristen Stewart and Carey Mulligan aren’t paid to talk. — Oh, right. [TheFABlife]

- John Krasinski as Captain America? Someone shoot me with a nerd-gun in the nerd-face. [Just Jared]

- Jon Voight Visiting Brad and Angelina: The Movie. [PopSugar]

- Bruce Willis’ wife is a suitable Demi Moore replacement. [Celebslam]

- Rosario Dawson vs. Adrienne Bailon. [Bossip]

- JWoww is a terrorist. [Amy Grindhouse]

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Lindsay Lohan is all yours, England

February 24th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Seen here proving how much she hates alcohol last night, Lindsay Lohan has announced she’s moving to Londontown:

Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj’s/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away!

Unfortunately this was obviously meant as a dig at Samantha Ronson who I’m sure went home and cried herself to sleep after such a wicked burn. No, really, getting insulted by a tweaked out cokehead who might as well have typed she’s moving to space? There’s no coming back from that.

This is getting ridiculous.

February 24th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I’m not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it’d be like commenting on whiskey making you drive better. Stop the press!

In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.

NOTE: Full Size versions are slightly NSFW.

Photos: Splash News