Here’s everybody else who attended the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards and didn’t act like a three year old in the middle of the cereal aisle. Pretty much everybody’s here: Lady Gaga, those Twilight kids, Leighton Meester, Lauren Conrad as an Oompa Loompa, that witch from Willow, some chick from The Hills, and Amanda Bynes’ horribly aging face.
Enjoy.
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Gisele Bundchen Speaks Out After Her Latest Controversy – Lainey Gossip |
 Lady Gaga Reveals Her Eating Disorder – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News | |
| Vanessa Hudgens Falls Out Of Her Shirt – Popoholic | |
| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
asfawe | September 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm
first. i hate you
Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Picture #13 (Perez and Pete): Two of the gayest, talentless idiots on the face of the planet.
mel | September 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Wow. So uh, everyone looks horrible.
Judah Ben-Hur | September 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I’d bang Shakira like a screen door in a hurricane….damn, she is hot.
Bree | September 14, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Wow, what happened to Amanda? Something is seriously wrong with her face… look at that smile! uuugh
ohhowsplendid | September 14, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Uh, Lady Gaga is hideous.
Liz | September 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Christ, they didn’t waste any time:
“Shut Up, Kanye” stickers, shirts, etc. over at http://www.cafepress.com/ShutUpKanye
Superevil | September 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Say what you will about Amanda Bynes but I’d still rail the shit out of her
Say No to Gay Fish | September 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Lady GaGa would kick Gay Fish’s ass
Chrissie | September 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm
First off, Lady gaga and the shit she qwears is so stupid she makes a fool out of her self every time she makes an appearance…
stupid girl
alex | September 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm
lol at “that witch from Willow.”
well done fish.
AnnaDraconida | September 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm
That should be a real gun Pete Wentz’s pointing at PH’s head.
On a 2nd thought, Pete would probably scream like a little girl if he ever saw a real gun.
Max Planck | September 14, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Everything here…except talent.
Jesus Juice | September 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Time to call Roto Rooter…serious accumulation here.
Some Girl | September 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Taylor Lautner is the only one whose clothes and/or accessories don’t look like total shit. And I’m pretty sure that he’s like 12 years old.
Landon | September 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Kanye making an ass out of himself.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIWzCsdkZA
TK | September 14, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Madonna = Faye Dunaway
Not necessarily a bad thing, as far as avenues for aging gracefully go.
DB | September 14, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Thats not Amanda Byrnes it’s Kelly Clarkson, haha moo…
John Wayne | September 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
If you see kanye on the street show this peice of shit what a real man is, Kick Kanyes Ass!
Stephanie | September 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Hi Superficial, Check out these exclusive pictures of Amy Winehouse last night as she turned 26 today.
I tried finding a contact so that you could post them but could’nt find it
http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/
best regards,
Stephanie
Steph | September 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
exclusive Amy Winehouse pictures on her birthday late last night in london..post them up, I couldnt find an email to contact you
http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/
Stephanie
No GayTards | September 14, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Gaga has stretch marks on his/her tits…..must have been a fat ass before
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Amanda Bynes is still lickable.
Aerialgreen | September 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm
* Beyonce’s video: three girls, white background, multiple-take choreography, $3 budget for concept, hyped to the max, aimed to both delusional tweens and lonely 40-year old spinsters.
* Taylor Swift: the everyoriginal story of a shy ugly white girl (because obviously MTV/Disney says anyone with glasses + pony tale = 100% fugly) is in love with the popular effeminate non-threatening neighbor white boy, who at the end of the video becomes a virginal beauty goddess than snares his love’s attention from high school hooker (also “played” by Taylor). The End.
ldelu | September 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I’ll dare to say that thanks to Lady Gaga this year performances were awesome, I mean, they all tried really hard to make great performances, and why? because they knew Gaga would do something out of this world and they need to try really hard to even compare to her performance. They all did a really good job, so thanks Gaga for being so passionate in your performances, you are giving everyone a reality check: Entertainers are here to entertain us, not to be Gods. And they’ll better be good and what they do, because we are the ones that make them rich and famous.
Superman | September 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm
What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes? That chick used to be cute as hell. Damn Whitney Port is ugly as shit.
puhleez | September 14, 2009 at 2:55 pm
did Gaga sing or lip synch? He/she can sing, but I bet he/she didn’t.
Aerialgreen | September 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Amanda Bynes, stay away from the botox and collagen shots… let time do it’s job on you with a resemblance of dignity.
Ralph | September 14, 2009 at 3:04 pm
As she ages, Lady GaGa looks more and more like a man. Let’s see how long is “she” going to remain in the closet?
Randal(l) | September 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Lady Gaga has a cock and balls, I know, they are delicious.
Randal(l)
Plobes | September 14, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Madonna brushed her hair!!
YAY!!
biteme | September 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
i want to store my salty nuts in amanda bynes’ squirrel cheeks
Randal | September 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm
The best performance hand down was Lady GaGa. Original doesn’t even begin to describe this musical genius. Her dance moves are solid, she writes her own music, plays musical instruments and has a say in everything she touches.
Top notch!
Randal
Maria | September 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….
Maria | September 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….
moi aussi | September 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Please. Wear. Pants.
kate | September 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm
um, stephanie pratt? lip augmentation? ugh, looks like shit
Aerialgreen | September 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I’m already printing stamp-sized pictures of Saint Beyonce (with prayer on the back) to sell among all you gullible bunch who bought the Taylor/Kanye PR stunt.
Thanks for making me rich IN THIS ECONOMY! *laughs all the way to the bank*
gotmilk? | September 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm
stephanie pratt looks outright ridiculous. half of these people have nothing to do with anything music related.
and lady gaga looks like she stole that outfit from rainbow bright. she needs to go away, as in locked up somewhere. and she lip synched her performance for whoever asked.
Frank Lucas' Bitch | September 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Ew, Lauren Conrad looks disgusting. What’s with the HORRIBLE, horrible fake tan and caked on make up? WTF?
Up Yours | September 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Fuck MTV
trailers | September 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm
crazyyy womannnn
suck it | September 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm
did Courtney Love get out of rehab?
iola | September 14, 2009 at 8:06 pm
OooOOOohMiGoodness! What the Hell happened to Stephanie Pratt’s face?
ringmybell | September 14, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Madonna: classy and beautiful + an elegant MJ tribute.
Alicia keyes: beautiful, but the dress is too matronly…starting to look milfy
Lady Gaga: tries so hard to be outrageous that she actually NOT
Leighton Meester: HOT and cheeky. LOVE HER!
Perez Hilton: just get out.
Amanda Bynes: round body and HOT
Stephanie Pratt: can’t believe I just typed the name. die bitch.
Shakira and Allessandra Ambrosio: PURE SEX
lonely_girl01 | September 14, 2009 at 9:49 pm
i love ashley greene!! she’s prettier with her long hair. :)
lonely_girl01 | September 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm
what happened to Kirsten’s (stewart) hair??
not fit for her style…
Laneeeeeeeeee | September 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I just puked looking at Gaga
cuby | September 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm
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sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.
To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to….well, if this poem
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cuby | September 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you
sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.
To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to….well, if this poem
interest u, how about communicate with me more on —–matchrich.com—–