2009 MTV Video Music Awards: Everyone whose name isn’t Kanye or Taylor Swift

September 14th, 2009 // 84 Comments

Here’s everybody else who attended the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards and didn’t act like a three year old in the middle of the cereal aisle. Pretty much everybody’s here: Lady Gaga, those Twilight kids, Leighton Meester, Lauren Conrad as an Oompa Loompa, that witch from Willow, some chick from The Hills, and Amanda Bynes’ horribly aging face.

Enjoy.

Photos: Getty
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  1. asfawe

    first. i hate you

  2. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Picture #13 (Perez and Pete): Two of the gayest, talentless idiots on the face of the planet.

  3. mel

    Wow. So uh, everyone looks horrible.

  4. Judah Ben-Hur

    I’d bang Shakira like a screen door in a hurricane….damn, she is hot.

  5. Bree

    Wow, what happened to Amanda? Something is seriously wrong with her face… look at that smile! uuugh

  6. ohhowsplendid

    Uh, Lady Gaga is hideous.

  7. Liz

    Christ, they didn’t waste any time:

    “Shut Up, Kanye” stickers, shirts, etc. over at http://www.cafepress.com/ShutUpKanye

  8. Superevil

    Say what you will about Amanda Bynes but I’d still rail the shit out of her

  9. Say No to Gay Fish

    Lady GaGa would kick Gay Fish’s ass

  10. Chrissie

    First off, Lady gaga and the shit she qwears is so stupid she makes a fool out of her self every time she makes an appearance…

    stupid girl

  11. alex

    lol at “that witch from Willow.”

    well done fish.

  12. AnnaDraconida

    That should be a real gun Pete Wentz’s pointing at PH’s head.

    On a 2nd thought, Pete would probably scream like a little girl if he ever saw a real gun.

  13. Max Planck

    Everything here…except talent.

  14. Jesus Juice

    Time to call Roto Rooter…serious accumulation here.

  15. Some Girl

    Taylor Lautner is the only one whose clothes and/or accessories don’t look like total shit. And I’m pretty sure that he’s like 12 years old.

  16. Landon

    Kanye making an ass out of himself.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIWzCsdkZA

  17. TK

    Madonna = Faye Dunaway

    Not necessarily a bad thing, as far as avenues for aging gracefully go.

  18. DB

    Thats not Amanda Byrnes it’s Kelly Clarkson, haha moo…

  19. John Wayne

    If you see kanye on the street show this peice of shit what a real man is, Kick Kanyes Ass!

  20. Hi Superficial, Check out these exclusive pictures of Amy Winehouse last night as she turned 26 today.

    I tried finding a contact so that you could post them but could’nt find it

    http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/

    best regards,

    Stephanie

  21. exclusive Amy Winehouse pictures on her birthday late last night in london..post them up, I couldnt find an email to contact you

    http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/

    Stephanie

  22. No GayTards

    Gaga has stretch marks on his/her tits…..must have been a fat ass before

  23. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Amanda Bynes is still lickable.

  24. Aerialgreen

    * Beyonce’s video: three girls, white background, multiple-take choreography, $3 budget for concept, hyped to the max, aimed to both delusional tweens and lonely 40-year old spinsters.

    * Taylor Swift: the everyoriginal story of a shy ugly white girl (because obviously MTV/Disney says anyone with glasses + pony tale = 100% fugly) is in love with the popular effeminate non-threatening neighbor white boy, who at the end of the video becomes a virginal beauty goddess than snares his love’s attention from high school hooker (also “played” by Taylor). The End.

  25. ldelu

    I’ll dare to say that thanks to Lady Gaga this year performances were awesome, I mean, they all tried really hard to make great performances, and why? because they knew Gaga would do something out of this world and they need to try really hard to even compare to her performance. They all did a really good job, so thanks Gaga for being so passionate in your performances, you are giving everyone a reality check: Entertainers are here to entertain us, not to be Gods. And they’ll better be good and what they do, because we are the ones that make them rich and famous.

  26. Superman

    What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes? That chick used to be cute as hell. Damn Whitney Port is ugly as shit.

  27. puhleez

    did Gaga sing or lip synch? He/she can sing, but I bet he/she didn’t.

  28. Aerialgreen

    Amanda Bynes, stay away from the botox and collagen shots… let time do it’s job on you with a resemblance of dignity.

  29. Ralph

    As she ages, Lady GaGa looks more and more like a man. Let’s see how long is “she” going to remain in the closet?

  30. Randal(l)

    Lady Gaga has a cock and balls, I know, they are delicious.

    Randal(l)

  31. Plobes

    Madonna brushed her hair!!

    YAY!!

  32. biteme

    i want to store my salty nuts in amanda bynes’ squirrel cheeks

  33. Randal

    The best performance hand down was Lady GaGa. Original doesn’t even begin to describe this musical genius. Her dance moves are solid, she writes her own music, plays musical instruments and has a say in everything she touches.

    Top notch!

    Randal

  34. Maria

    LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE IS A HE!!!!
    FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
    Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….

  35. Maria

    LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SHE IS A HE!!!!
    FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
    Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….

  36. moi aussi

    Please. Wear. Pants.

  37. kate

    um, stephanie pratt? lip augmentation? ugh, looks like shit

  38. Aerialgreen

    I’m already printing stamp-sized pictures of Saint Beyonce (with prayer on the back) to sell among all you gullible bunch who bought the Taylor/Kanye PR stunt.

    Thanks for making me rich IN THIS ECONOMY! *laughs all the way to the bank*

  39. gotmilk?

    stephanie pratt looks outright ridiculous. half of these people have nothing to do with anything music related.

    and lady gaga looks like she stole that outfit from rainbow bright. she needs to go away, as in locked up somewhere. and she lip synched her performance for whoever asked.

  40. Frank Lucas' Bitch

    Ew, Lauren Conrad looks disgusting. What’s with the HORRIBLE, horrible fake tan and caked on make up? WTF?

  41. Up Yours

    Fuck MTV

  42. crazyyy womannnn

  43. suck it

    did Courtney Love get out of rehab?

  44. iola

    OooOOOohMiGoodness! What the Hell happened to Stephanie Pratt’s face?

  45. ringmybell

    Madonna: classy and beautiful + an elegant MJ tribute.
    Alicia keyes: beautiful, but the dress is too matronly…starting to look milfy
    Lady Gaga: tries so hard to be outrageous that she actually NOT
    Leighton Meester: HOT and cheeky. LOVE HER!
    Perez Hilton: just get out.
    Amanda Bynes: round body and HOT
    Stephanie Pratt: can’t believe I just typed the name. die bitch.
    Shakira and Allessandra Ambrosio: PURE SEX

  46. lonely_girl01

    i love ashley greene!! she’s prettier with her long hair. :)

  47. lonely_girl01

    what happened to Kirsten’s (stewart) hair??
    not fit for her style…

  48. I just puked looking at Gaga

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