2009 MTV Video Music Awards: Everyone whose name isn’t Kanye or Taylor Swift

first. i hate you

Picture #13 (Perez and Pete): Two of the gayest, talentless idiots on the face of the planet.

Wow. So uh, everyone looks horrible.

I’d bang Shakira like a screen door in a hurricane….damn, she is hot.

Wow, what happened to Amanda? Something is seriously wrong with her face… look at that smile! uuugh

Uh, Lady Gaga is hideous.

Christ, they didn’t waste any time:

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Say what you will about Amanda Bynes but I’d still rail the shit out of her

Lady GaGa would kick Gay Fish’s ass

First off, Lady gaga and the shit she qwears is so stupid she makes a fool out of her self every time she makes an appearance…

stupid girl

lol at “that witch from Willow.”

well done fish.

That should be a real gun Pete Wentz’s pointing at PH’s head.

On a 2nd thought, Pete would probably scream like a little girl if he ever saw a real gun.

Everything here…except talent.

Time to call Roto Rooter…serious accumulation here.

Taylor Lautner is the only one whose clothes and/or accessories don’t look like total shit. And I’m pretty sure that he’s like 12 years old.

Kanye making an ass out of himself.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIWzCsdkZA

Madonna = Faye Dunaway

Not necessarily a bad thing, as far as avenues for aging gracefully go.

Thats not Amanda Byrnes it’s Kelly Clarkson, haha moo…

If you see kanye on the street show this peice of shit what a real man is, Kick Kanyes Ass!

Hi Superficial, Check out these exclusive pictures of Amy Winehouse last night as she turned 26 today.

I tried finding a contact so that you could post them but could’nt find it

http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/

best regards,

Stephanie

exclusive Amy Winehouse pictures on her birthday late last night in london..post them up, I couldnt find an email to contact you

http://www.hilkoo.com/2009/09/happy-birthday-amy-winehouse-celebrating-with-charlie-hilton/

Stephanie

Gaga has stretch marks on his/her tits…..must have been a fat ass before

Amanda Bynes is still lickable.

* Beyonce’s video: three girls, white background, multiple-take choreography, $3 budget for concept, hyped to the max, aimed to both delusional tweens and lonely 40-year old spinsters.

* Taylor Swift: the everyoriginal story of a shy ugly white girl (because obviously MTV/Disney says anyone with glasses + pony tale = 100% fugly) is in love with the popular effeminate non-threatening neighbor white boy, who at the end of the video becomes a virginal beauty goddess than snares his love’s attention from high school hooker (also “played” by Taylor). The End.

I’ll dare to say that thanks to Lady Gaga this year performances were awesome, I mean, they all tried really hard to make great performances, and why? because they knew Gaga would do something out of this world and they need to try really hard to even compare to her performance. They all did a really good job, so thanks Gaga for being so passionate in your performances, you are giving everyone a reality check: Entertainers are here to entertain us, not to be Gods. And they’ll better be good and what they do, because we are the ones that make them rich and famous.

What the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes? That chick used to be cute as hell. Damn Whitney Port is ugly as shit.

did Gaga sing or lip synch? He/she can sing, but I bet he/she didn’t.

Amanda Bynes, stay away from the botox and collagen shots… let time do it’s job on you with a resemblance of dignity.

As she ages, Lady GaGa looks more and more like a man. Let’s see how long is “she” going to remain in the closet?

Lady Gaga has a cock and balls, I know, they are delicious.

Randal(l)

Madonna brushed her hair!!

YAY!!

i want to store my salty nuts in amanda bynes’ squirrel cheeks

The best performance hand down was Lady GaGa. Original doesn’t even begin to describe this musical genius. Her dance moves are solid, she writes her own music, plays musical instruments and has a say in everything she touches.

Top notch!

Randal

LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….

LADY GAGA is more like MANLY GAGA….that thing has a penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A HE!!!!
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!
Should be stopped and shouldn’t be allowed out in public….

Please. Wear. Pants.

um, stephanie pratt? lip augmentation? ugh, looks like shit

I’m already printing stamp-sized pictures of Saint Beyonce (with prayer on the back) to sell among all you gullible bunch who bought the Taylor/Kanye PR stunt.

Thanks for making me rich IN THIS ECONOMY! *laughs all the way to the bank*

stephanie pratt looks outright ridiculous. half of these people have nothing to do with anything music related.

and lady gaga looks like she stole that outfit from rainbow bright. she needs to go away, as in locked up somewhere. and she lip synched her performance for whoever asked.

Ew, Lauren Conrad looks disgusting. What’s with the HORRIBLE, horrible fake tan and caked on make up? WTF?

Fuck MTV

crazyyy womannnn

did Courtney Love get out of rehab?

OooOOOohMiGoodness! What the Hell happened to Stephanie Pratt’s face?

Madonna: classy and beautiful + an elegant MJ tribute.
Alicia keyes: beautiful, but the dress is too matronly…starting to look milfy
Lady Gaga: tries so hard to be outrageous that she actually NOT
Leighton Meester: HOT and cheeky. LOVE HER!
Perez Hilton: just get out.
Amanda Bynes: round body and HOT
Stephanie Pratt: can’t believe I just typed the name. die bitch.
Shakira and Allessandra Ambrosio: PURE SEX

i love ashley greene!! she’s prettier with her long hair. :)

what happened to Kirsten’s (stewart) hair??
not fit for her style…

I just puked looking at Gaga

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Do you know what it’s like being alone, when something eats at your heart and leaves you

sitting in the dark waiting, waiting for some one to call you to acknowledge your existents.

To breathe the breath of life, so I can say I have some one to talk to….well, if this poem

interest u, how about communicate with me more on —–matchrich.com—–