Archive for October, 2009

Rosie O’Donnell: ‘I coulda banged Angelina’

October 28th, 2009 // 97 Comments

Seen here in April, Rosie O’Donnell went on Howard Stern yesterday and seriously claimed she had a shot with Angelina Jolie just before she married Billy Bob Thornton. Us Magazine reports:

“She gave me her phone number,” O’Donnell recalls.
“We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through.” she said.
“I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.”

If I ever had to choose between listening to my parents talk about their sex life or having Rosie O’Donnell describe her wet dreams, I guarantee you I’d choose whichever one lets me shove a lawnmower in my ear canal then slowly bleed to death in the front yard. (Sorry, the holidays are coming up and I wanted to make sure that was out there.)

Photos: Splash News

Natalia Vodianova shows some nip in a magazine about V’s. Why not?

October 28th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova flashes some boob in the November issue of V because, as everyone knows, it’s really not art unless someone gets an awkward erection at work and accidentally knocks over the coffeepot in the lounge with it. Picasso knows what I’m talking about.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Photos: V Magazine

Jon Gosselin & Octomom going on a date for reality show

October 28th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Please tell me he’s not broke enough for this happen. Via InTouch:

According to former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein, Jon has agreed to star in a cheesy new reality show in which he’ll date Octomom Nadya Suleman, who called Jon “hot” recently. “I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein tells In Touch. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.” The pilot, to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Goldstein and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show, will follow Jon “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like,” a press release obtained by In Touch states. “He’s totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.” Also creepy is the plotline for Nadya, 33. She will have such an obsession with Jon, 32, that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married,” the press release explains. “It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”

If even an iota of this is true at all, now would be a good time to take our families outside and shoot each other in the head. Seriously, I hope the lizard people make better use of the surface than we did because Jesus Christ….

Photos: INFdaily

Michael Jackson hates breasts, Katy Perry

October 28th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Katy Perry’s breasts saluted Michael Jackson last night at the red carpet premiere of This Is It which I’d considered inappropriate in this context if she hadn’t brought along a sparkly young boy. Nice save.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

Lindsay Lohan as you’ve never seen her before

October 28th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Just so we’re all on the same page, I’m talking about Lindsay eating, and not her looking like a haggard coke mule getting ready to put something in her mouth. I mean, the title of the post is “Lindsay Lohan as you’ve never seen her before,” not “Lindsay at [Insert pretty much any time here].”

Photos: Splash News

Brooke Hogan shops for lingerie with Nick (WTF?) and other news

October 27th, 2009 // 53 Comments

- Chris Brown is “sorry for what he did, whatever it is.” Is this kid for real? [Lainey Gossip]

- James Franco for Gucci. [PopEater]

- Marisa Miller’s $3 Million bra. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Adam Lambert’s new album cover isn’t gay enough. Definitely needs more gay. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan either has a new tattoo or got really creative with her heroin needles. [Celebslam]

- Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge compare fake tits. [PopSugar]

- Melanie Brown as Pamela Anderson if she fell asleep in a tanning bed. [ICYDK]

- Corey Feldman’s wife has filed for divorce. Well, at least he still has Michael Jackson go to back- oh, right. [Wonderwall]

Photos: INFdaily