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Geri Halliwell still wearing bikinis

August 28th, 2009 // 44 Comments
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Here’s Geri Halliwell continuing her vacation in St. Tropez yesterday. You know what amazes me: Who would’ve predicted Ginger Spice would end up being more attractive than Posh Spice at the end of the day? Then again I shouldn’t blame Posh for turning into Falcor with tits. You can’t fight genetics. Even with breast implants, but good effort.

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Chris Brown is an idiot

August 28th, 2009 // 33 Comments

So not only did Chris Brown make himself look like an unremorseful fuckwit by going clubbing right after being sentenced to five years probation for assaulting Rihanna, but it turns out he did so in violation of his probation. Amazing. E! News reports:

The singer hit the nightspot Guys & Dolls just hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.”
Los Angeles Probation Department Spokeswoman Kari Webb tells E! News that if Chris Brown broke his probation by being at a “21 and up” establishment, “It won’t be taken lightly.”
“Any time you break the law, you’re in violation,” Webb told E! News when asked whether being underage in a bar would be a probation violation. “If you break the law, you’re in trouble.”
So did Brown break the law?
John Carr of the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control tells E! News that Guys & Dolls holds a Type 48 liquor license, which makes it a bar or nightclub and not a restaurant. This means that no one under 21 can legally be on the premises unless they have been hired as a performer.
Carr also says that even if an underage entertainer is working in a bar or nightclub, they are required by law to stay in an area where no alcohol is being served or consumed.
While Brown wasn’t seen drinking anything but water, his table ordered 10 bottles of champagne.

Of course, no one is pursuing the matter because why go after a kid who just made a mockery of the justice system with his celebrity status then pissed in everybody’s faces by going clubbing afterward? I honestly don’t see how there’s an example there.

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Joe Francis beat up Jayde Nicole

August 28th, 2009 // 133 Comments
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Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis’), Jenner says “unrelentingly.” Jayde felt he was harassing the woman — whom Jayde and Brody know — and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away — Brody followed.
Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn’t let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground.
Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair also got pulled out.

Brody has since updated his Twitter to let fans (?) know about the incident:

Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?
How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of shit
Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!

RadarOnline reports the Los Angeles Sheriff County Department is currently looking for Francis which shouldn’t be too hard provided they follow the trail of discarded T-shirts and punched-out sorority girls.

UPDATE: So Jayde and Brody might have been full of shit.

Jayde Nicole’s Lettuce Bikini Shoot

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Kim Kardashian is a water goddess and other news

August 27th, 2009 // 50 Comments

- Chris Brown will appear on Larry King Live – with his mommy and lawyer beside him. Seriously, how big of a pussy is this kid that he’s afraid of questions from an octogenarian? Give it to me straight. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jeremy Piven has been vindicated for his departure from the David Mamet play Speed the Plow after an arbiter ruled he did not breach his contract. After the proceedings, the arbiter was generously tipped with Entourage Season 2 on DVD and is now suing to reverse his decision. [PopEater]

- Kristen Stewart is getting naked in an upcoming independent film. Now you ladies can see what your dear Edward’s been hitting while your boyfriend masturbates under a blanket. It’s the perfect date movie! [Celebslam]

- Natalie Portman enjoys rap songs about penises. Seriously. [PopSugar]

- Kate Gosselin makes Target employees escort her to car as if their lives aren’t shitty enough. Nice one. [Just Jared]

- Anne Heche hates her ex-husband. Maybe you’ve heard. [The Blemish]

- Shania Twain proves she’s learned her lesson about men – by getting married again. Smart! [ICYDK]

- George Clooney broke his hand after accidentally slamming it in a car door. And by car door I mean 20 naked cocktail waitresses. [Wonderwall]

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Madonna booed for defending Gypsies

August 27th, 2009 // 73 Comments
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Madonna was booed yesterday when she spoke out against the widespread discrimination of Gypsies while performing in Bucharest. The AP reports:

“It has been brought to my attention … that there is a lot of discrimination against Romanies and Gypsies in general in Eastern Europe,” she said. “It made me feel very sad.”
Thousands booed and jeered her.
A few cheered when she added: “We don’t believe in discrimination … we believe in freedom and equal rights for everyone.” But she got more boos when she mentioned discrimination against homosexuals and others.
“I jeered her because it seemed false what she was telling us. What business does she have telling us these things?” said Ionut Dinu, 23.

Wow. I’m sure that’s exactly what the Gypsies needed: Public support from a thousand year old sorceress who steals babies from poor villages. No, really, I’m sure it was a PR move they would’ve made themselves but were just waiting for the right time. Like around never.

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Spencer Pratt is definitely gay

August 27th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Above is unedited footage from MTV’s The Aftershow which features a clearly embarrassed host Jesse Cruickshank at a club with Heidi and Spencer after the Miss Universe 2009 Pageant. Watch as Heidi tries to do a lap dance for Spencer who, after blatantly checking to see if the camera’s on, does the worst impression of a man who enjoys looking at a woman. It’s almost like he’s trying to smile, but a voice in his head is constantly reminding him there’s a vagina in those pants and he should run for his fucking life.

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