Archive for August, 2009

DJ AM found dead

August 28th, 2009 // 311 Comments

Less than a year after narrowly surviving a fiery plane crash, DJ AM was found dead this afternoon in his New York apartment. A drug overdose is believed to be the cause. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us he was found in his apartment at around 5:20 PM. We’re told drug paraphernalia was found at the scene.
We’re told DJ AM had not been seen or heard from for a few days — one of his friends went to check on him, but got no response after knocking on his apartment door.
We’re told the friend called the police, who broke down the door and then found DJ AM’s body.

Way to make the most of a second chance at life. Well played.

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Kendra Wilkinson is definitely pregnant and other news

August 28th, 2009 // 26 Comments

- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is going to turn out awesome. [Celebslam]

- John Mayer gives to charity because he cares and not for some douchetastic ploy for attention. Or do I have those mixed up? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Moss likes Gypsies, too. [Just Jared]

- Heidi Montag loves that Anderson Cooper trashed her on CNN. Of course. [PopEater]

- Madonna continues to swim fully clothed while showing Eastern Europe half her ass on stage. [PopSugar]

- Kelly Osbourne used to take 50 Vicodin a day. [Wonderwall]

- Irina Voronina claims she was fired from Entourage because she refused to flirt with the cast. Vince’s Smelly Cock strikes again! [The Blemish]

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Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole. He just pulled her hair.

August 28th, 2009 // 70 Comments
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So it appears Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she’s down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports:

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde or Brody the entire time … and security footage from inside the club shows exactly this.
Joe says Brody had punched him and ripped his shirt off. He says the club’s GM then escorted him outside to the parking lot and he lit up a cigarette.
Joe says the next thing he knew, he was on the ground. He was later told Brody had blindsided him.
That’s when Francis says the club’s security tasered Brody.

Well, it looks like Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole are a bunch of liars, and Joe Francis has proven he couldn’t possibly have beaten a woman because it turns out he fights just like one and therefore has a vagina. Glad that’s cleared up.

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Kelly Brook wearing lingerie

August 28th, 2009 // 149 Comments
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Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative ski mask. “Sir, you’re supposed to go down the slopes, not lay face first in the snow moaning like a wounded tiger.” “Go ‘way.”

That’s the life.

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Britney Spears is just your average mom

August 28th, 2009 // 51 Comments
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Britney Spears took her kids to see Shrek the Musical last night and looked relatively low key. For Britney Spears. Though I have no idea why she’s wearing glasses one second then not wearing them next. Except I do and it’s because her meds wore off. GET OUT OF THE CITY!

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Lindsay Lohan robbed herself: Exhibit B

August 28th, 2009 // 74 Comments
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Seen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan’s stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers took it. RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them.
“Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells RadarOnline.com
“They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it.
“The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”

What I can’t believe is that someone made a conscious decision to lend $2 mil in jewelry to Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, whoever took one look at her and said to themselves “Nope, these won’t get bartered for coke” needs to not be responsible for lending precious jewels to customers. Or anything above pouring me a coffee at Starbucks.

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