Archive for July, 2009

Kanye West broke up Kim and Reggie?

July 30th, 2009 // 120 Comments

If one Kanye West rumor turns out to be false, why not try another? This time around, FOX 411 claims the rapper was sending racy texts about a night the two of them partied together:

“Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her,” the source tells FOX411.
And these weren’t your average friendly messages.
“The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running,” says the source.
When Reggie confronted Kim about it, the couple had a huge blow-up, and jealousy issues, which had been pretty much kept out of their relationship until this incident ,surfaced, according to the insider.
“They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn’t go forward,” says the source.

Okay, now Reggie Bush is just being selfish. Clearly he could’ve worked out some sort of arrangement where Kanye and him had their own respective cheeks. They wouldn’t even know the other one was there.

Photos: Fame, WENN

Ashley Greene has nipples

July 30th, 2009 // 86 Comments

Here’s Twilight’s Ashley Greene on a photo shoot in West Hollywood yesterday. Adrian Grenier reportedly had a shot at this and I’m going to assume it ended with “I don’t need an Entourage cameo that bad, I’m in freaking Twilight. Now wash your penis.” It’s like you’re almost there, isn’t it? I’m magic.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that still can’t make me see New Moon. More than once.

Photos: Flynet

Jessica Simpson hates Injuns?

July 30th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Jessica Simpson found herself in hot water this week when a reporter asked if she’d take back the boat she bought Tony Romo to which she replied “I’m not an Indian giver.” Native American groups were obviously outraged. Us Magazine reports:

Jacqueline L. Pata, executive director of the National Congress of American Indians, tells Usmagazine.com Simpson isn’t the only person who uses the word in a derogatory sense.
The concept of Indians giving and sharing with one another is where the term originated, she explains, but has somehow morphed into an insensitive phrase that stereotypes Native people as ones who give and then take back.
“Most people flippantly use the comment ‘Indian giver’ without realizing its true meaning, Pata tells Us.

How could Jessica Simpson not realize the true meaning of the term “Indian giver”? What a stupid Polack. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m behind on some bills so I need to conjure up some Jewish lightning on my car. — Yikes. I probably shouldn’t have said that. My insurance company might be reading.

Photos: Fame

Debbie Rowe settles custody dispute with Jacksons

July 30th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Seen here at Dr. Andrew Klein’s office on Monday, Debbie Rowe has reached an agreement with the Jacksons over custody of Paris and Michael Jr.. There was no cash settlement but its assumed the Jacksons will honor Debbie’s financial arrangement with Michael. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, Rowe has agreed that Katherine Jackson will be the guardian of Michael’s children, subject to the judge’s approval.
Rowe will get visitation of the two children she had with Michael.
But here’s what’s interesting — Rowe wants and will get a psychologist who will visit the children and help them adjust to her being in their lives on a meaningful basis.
Rowe will maintain her parental rights. We’re told the agreement does not specify the amount of visitation.

Wow. What a surprisingly amicable and pleasant end to this fiasco. At least until I looked at the last pic and felt the immediate urge to knock up Debbie Rowe in the back of a Camaro. Dammit! How can one woman wield such power?

Photos: Splash News

Kelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news

July 29th, 2009 // 27 Comments

- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He’s in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt told People “his partying ends at 6 p.m.,” only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody’s losing a penis. [PopEater]

- Bar Refaeli got over Leonardo DiCaprio quickly. [The Blemish]

- Mischa Barton spotted out in public for the first time since her 5150. Yet somehow she managed to not fuck a member of the paparazzi. Britney. [Celebslam]

- Rachelle Lefevre is pissed about being replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the third Twilight film. [Just Jared]

- Lindsay Lohan somehow has money to shop. Did she steal some leprechaun’s pot of gold? Because that would explain why I saw Hayden Panettiere crying on a toadstool. [PopSugar]

Shia LaBeouf’s fans are f-cked up

July 29th, 2009 // 54 Comments

A new Shia LaBeouf fansite, Shiantology, has taken their obsession to pretty much insane heights by editing the actor’s face into several iconic religious images ranging from Shiva all the way to Jesus. So, what? No Shia as Tom Cruise Fellating Xenu? Pfft. And you call yourself fans…

Photos: Shiantology