Archive for March, 2009

Rihanna & Frankie Delgado: Called it

March 30th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Turns out the source of rumors claiming Rihanna is dating Brody Jenner leech Frankie Delgado is, holy shit, Frankie Delgado. Who saw that coming? Besides me and anyone with the cognizance to realize The Hills is scripted. Page Six reports:

Spies said, “Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables — which is wrong.”

Because you know what’s always a great thing to do to a girl who just got out of an abusive relationship? Immediately exploit her so you can score chicks at the club. It’s like a magical fairy tale come to life. Whee!

Jason Statham uses martial arts against the sea. Or just swims.

March 30th, 2009 // 86 Comments

I don’t know why I’m posting these pics of Jason Statham at the beach considering I severely overestimated the sex appeal of Gavin Rossdale. One day I’ll understand what women like. Which, oddly enough, doesn’t involve dressing up like Batman and waiting in the shower for them to come home from work.

I was holding flowers!

Photos: Splash News

Angelina Jolie giving money to Octo-Mom?

March 30th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Angelina Jolie might be donating money to her creepy doppleganger Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman. Granted, this news comes by way of Star, so take it with a grain of salt – the size of a minivan:

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”
And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.
“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

Of course, a practical solution would be for Angelina to install a private Starbucks in Octo-mom’s house, so she’ll spend more time with her brood. Then again, that’ll just end in Britney Spears crashing through the skylight. Dammit, there’s just no easy answer to this thing is there? Which is why it’s important for parents to talk to their kids about the uterus: It’s not a gatling gun.

The More You Know….

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Gisele Bundchen: ‘Tom Brady’s son is 100% mine’

March 30th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here’s Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don’t want to brag, but I’m technically not allowed to leave the state that’s how much I owe. So, my place or yours?

Photos: Splash News

John Mayer’s Big Gay Boat Ride

March 29th, 2009 // 135 Comments

Here’s John Mayer hosting a cruise on “The Mayercraft Carrier” in Mexico and sniffing some dude’s mankini tossed to him onstage. Now, usually, this is the part where I make a comment that causes women’s pants to explode into mushroom clouds, but there really isn’t much I can say that these pics aren’t already communicating – so time for a nap. Thanks, John Mayer!

Rihanna not dating Brody Jenner sycophant

March 29th, 2009 // 30 Comments

Brody Jenner hanger-on Frankie Delgado is setting the record straight that he’s not dating Rihanna who was recently spotted clubbing with Brody’s entourage. People reports:

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are “just friends” Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Delgado, who has starred in MTV’s The Hills and Bromance, believes the chatter got started because “she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.”
Asked how she is doing, his reply was only, “She’s good.”

Deglado then added, “But if Brody told me I had to date her, I’d do it. I’d totally do it, but not because I’m his bitch or anything. I’m my own man. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make Brody a non-fat latte then send his publicist flowers for spinning a story about me dating Rihanna. — I mean, wait.”

Photos: WENN