Archive for March, 2009

Megan Fox has hair. Did not see that coming…

March 31st, 2009 // 165 Comments

It’s been four long days since I’ve posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c’mon. Megan Fox + Haircut = Hardest hitting journalism on the planet. Frankly, I’m surprised Clark Kent hasn’t swooped down and handed me a medal. Or whoever it was that invented newspapers. Garfield?

Photos: Flynet

Jonathan Rhys Meyers still making weird faces

March 31st, 2009 // 65 Comments

It’s been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can’t tell if he’s sincerely trying to make his “beautiful face” for the camera or just convincing me he’s a vampire. Either way I fashioned a crucifix out of those white thingies from the women’s room. Who’s on God’s good side now, Nosferatu?

Photos: Splash News

Jennifer Aniston acting like a bitch? Inconceivable!

March 31st, 2009 // 119 Comments

Jennifer Aniston isn’t making any “friends” on the set of her new movie The Baster. And in related news, I’m going to dive into traffic for writing that last pun.OK! Magazine reports:

“In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” reveals one source.
And when the lunch bell rang, not only did Jen not deign to eat her Cobb salad in the company of her new co-workers, she actually had herself driven to her trailer so she could eat alone!
“Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch,” says an insider. “She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”

Although, in her defense, Jennifer Aniston did just break up with a guy who’d rather Twitter than stick his penis in her vagina, so maybe we should cut her some slack. But not until I finish tweeting about my breakfast: “just ate a Pop Tart. they’re my favey’s!!!1 :D” Okay, done.

EDIT: Added pics from today. Timeliness: I’m aware of it.

Madonna: ‘You caught me. I’m trying to adopt.’

March 31st, 2009 // 108 Comments

Madonna has confirmed her plans to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and wants you to know she’s going through the process just like everybody else. And apparently that process includes charging a million dollar school to your gold card then bouncing with a new kid in five days. Who knew? The AP report:

Madonna said Tuesday that she was following standard procedures in her adoption of a Malawian girl, her first response to accusations that that she is using her fame to speed the process.
The pop superstar also took her 3-year-old adopted son, David, to visit the orphanage in Mchinji, a village near the Zambian border, where he once lived. She brought him Monday to meet his biological father for the first time since he left Malawi in 2006.

Wow, so she is trying to adopt. Because we would’ve never figured that one out on our own. Thanks, Sergeant DeathFace of the Obvious Platoon!

Photos: Splash News

Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news

March 31st, 2009 // 41 Comments

- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever]

- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger to make that joke! I win! [I'm Not Obsessed]

- Kellan Lutz of Twilight poses shirtless for Flaunt Magazine. Surprisingly, the shrieks of a thousand Twi-hards haven’t deafened us all. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Alyson Hannigan has a girl! And, no, it wasn’t holding a flute. But good question. [Just Jared]

- Melissa Rycroft of The Bachelorette is NOT posing for Playboy. She has principles including, but not limited to, being paid to pick a husband on reality TV. [Radar Online]

Brooke Hogan: Genetics’ punching bag

March 31st, 2009 // 102 Comments

Here’s Brooke Hogan shopping in Miami yesterday and it’s painfully obvious this girl’s not going to age well. I mean, Christ, she’s only 20, and I already confused her for her 49-year-old mom Linda. That can’t be good. — Unless you’re Hulk Hogan then it’s pretty much exactly how you planned it. High five, brotha!

Photos: Splash News
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