Archive for February, 2009

Kevin Federline designing kids clothing line

February 25th, 2009 // 62 Comments
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Oblivious to the fact there’s this place called Old Navy, Kevin Federline is designing a children’s clothing line to help parents who are tired of forking over hundreds of dollars just to put jeans on their two-year-olds. WWD Fashion reports:

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said, bemoaning the perils of buying expensive clothing for the two sons he has with Spears. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

OR, and bare with me here, you could simply not buy $200 jeans for toddlers. Holy crap!

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Kristen Stewart craps on Twilight

February 25th, 2009 // 93 Comments
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Robert Pattinson presented an award at the Oscars but noticeably absent was his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart. Turns out she hates financially successful films. Why not? Access Hollywood reports:

Access’ Billy Bush got the answer on the red carpet, when he asked Kristen’s father, John Stewart, why she wasn’t presenting with Robert Pattinson.
John responded that Kristen would present at the Oscars, “When it’s a great movie, not just one that makes a lot of money.”

Somebody’s going to be a joy to work with for the next three films. Then again, the studio could always recast Bella Swan. It’s not like Twilight fans are a collective of pure fucking insanity capable of God knows what. Nah, they’ll be fine.

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Lauren Conrad leaving The Hills. ZOMG!

February 25th, 2009 // 45 Comments
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Lauren Conrad tells Seventeen magazine she’s walking from The Hills after the upcoming fifth season:

“My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing.. I always want to remember it that way.”

HA! I had no idea this chick told jokes. Lauren Conrad: Surprisingly not just a bland automaton devoid of humor, personality and unscripted human emotions. Who knew?

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus has crazy tight abs. Did not see that coming.

February 25th, 2009 // 137 Comments

Here’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus on the April cover of Shape, and I can’t believe she’s 48. Sure, there’s been some airbrushing, but at this point I’d like to welcome back my Elaine Benes crush. Hopefully, it’s not still mad at me for shoving it down the stairs for Melissa Joan Hart circa 1999.

UPDATE: It’s got a gun!

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Samantha Ronson has a lot to learn about women

February 25th, 2009 // 61 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have a pretty volatile relationship. I mean, let’s face it, they’re anorexic coke zombies; shit’s gonna get ugly. But sometimes they remember why they found each other, besides co-dependency, and have a nice romantic moment. Or at least almost do until Sam dedicates a song to Lindsay without paying attention to the lyrics, according to TMZ:

During the acoustic concert at Genghis Cohen in L.A., Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”
Linds was there — sitting front row with a digital camera — and said the song made her mad.

Okay, just to put things in perspective I want you guys out there to tell your wife, girlfriend, toaster (Don’t judge me.) that you’re falling in and out of love with her. See if that doesn’t get you stabbed in your sleep – or your Pop Tarts burnt. I can change!

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Adnan Ghalib wanted for assaulting process server with Mercedes

February 25th, 2009 // 55 Comments

An arrest warrant for Britney Spears’ paparazzi ex was issued Tuesday for the felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run and battery. The charges stem from an incident two weeks when a process server attempted to serve Adnan a temporary restraining order to stay away from Britney Spears. Apparently not a fan of legal documents, Adnan decided to ram the guy with his Mercedes. People reports:

According to L.A. prosecutors, the victim was serving a temporary restraining order, obtained by Spears’s father, at Adnan Ghalib’s apartment complex in Encino on Feb. 11 when Ghalib got into his Mercedes and drove it toward the victim.
To avoid being penned against a trash truck, the victim jumped on the hood and hung on as the car swerved, eventually falling off and breaking his wrist, among other injuries, the District Attorney alleges. Ghalib allegedly drove away without stopping.

What’s crazy is Adnan Ghalib is fighting to be with Britney Spears and he was with her during the batshit five Fraps/day times. The ultimate irony would be reuniting with his beloved only to freak out when her body’s not how he left it. “This can’t be. Where did your beautiful doughy pouch go? And this ass has become firm like granite. Why, God?! Why must you curse Adnan?!”

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