Archive for February, 2009

Rihanna & Chris Brown back together

February 28th, 2009 // 172 Comments

In what will probably be the most retarded and depressing news of 2009, Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. People reports:

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island.
Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.”

Well, the important thing is that Chris Brown learned a valuable lesson: He can get away with anything. Whee!

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Megan Fox has, um, firm breasts

February 27th, 2009 // 119 Comments
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Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green’s house yesterday and showed up to a lunch meeting at the Smoke House restaurant in Burbank wearing bright red flip flops. And, honestly, the only reason I’m posting these is because of how impressed I am by Megan Fox’s breasts. Are they filling implants with helium these days? It’s like she and Victoria Beckham are having some sort of unspoken battle to see who can have the firmest breasts. And I think it’s safe to say the real winner here is society. Well that, and penises.

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Russell Simmons has a lot of money

February 27th, 2009 // 49 Comments
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A judge signed off on a custody agreement in L.A. court Thursday that states Russell Simmons will pay $40,000 in monthly child support until his two daughters turn 19 1/2, and make sure that they get a new car worth at least $60,000 every three years. And apparently this was all done voluntarily. Russell writes on his blog:

I am reading these stories today about how a judge ordered me to pay Kimora $40,000 a month in child support and I want to make something very clear. Nothing was ordered, it was given. My kids have a fabulous life; they are exposed to a broad range of artistic and scholastic educational programs and I’m very happy to contribute to that. As long as I have it, they can have it. If I ever don’t have it, I’m coming to live with them!

At first I was impressed by the ridiculous amount of money being thrown at his kids, but then I realized the guy is worth about $325 million. He could wipe his butt with $40,000 everytime he takes a dump and he’d still have money left over. Which, by the way, is exactly what I would do if I had $325 million. Well that, and have solid gold everything. I’m looking at you, regular non-solid-gold underwear.

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Carmen Electra still attractive – ish

February 27th, 2009 // 100 Comments
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Carmen Electra hosted the Chelsea Girls concert at the Roxy last night and she’s not going down easily. – - Poor of choice of words. My bad. Anyway, I don’t want to say Carmen’s looking a bit rough, but would anyone be surprised if she popped up on the next season of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels? And if that sounds a little harsh, let me preface it by saying I’m pretty sure she’ll end up in the final five. Maybe.

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Kanye West: ‘Give Chris Brown a break – and O.J.’

February 27th, 2009 // 153 Comments
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Kanye West recently performed for VH1′s Storytellers, and during the three hour shoot he made some choice comments that producers decided to edit out. Including a plea to back off Chris Brown. Reuters reports:

A little later, West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.
In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong pipe brouhaha.
VH1 has cleaned up those comments a bit, and it also included West’s less-popular follow-up observation: “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

I love how he lumped Michael Phelps in there because taking a hit off a bong is the exact same thing as beating your girlfriend, molesting children and killing your wife. I mean, who among us didn’t look at the Rihanna photo and immediately say “Damn. It’s Michael Phelps all over again!”? Frankly, I don’t see how you can tell the two apart they’re so alike.

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Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr ain’t nothin’ but mammals

February 27th, 2009 // 90 Comments
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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom decided to show the world how two beautiful people make-out yesterday. Funny, this is absolutely nothing like the way I do it. Unless there was an exchange of money beforehand then, yeah, they pretty much nailed it.

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