Aug 4 2008Eva Mendes' topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I've posted it here. Now, where's my parade?)
Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She's also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is already banned from US television because, holy crap, it's Eva Mendes totally freaking topless. Although, with our economy in its current state, you figure the FCC would want to encourage consumers to buy shit, but what do I know? I'm just a simple man who can bend steel in his bare hands. At any rate, here's looking forward to her next campaign: Eva Mendes' Clitoris for Michelin tires.
Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one. You're all on my Christmas list!
WARNING: NSFW


Reader Comments
1. notbob - August 4, 2008 3:46 PM
Meh...
And first...
2. Dave - August 4, 2008 3:46 PM
Boobs!
3. sillysalamander - August 4, 2008 3:47 PM
First Thunder-Cunts!!!
Boooyah!!!!
4. charles - August 4, 2008 3:47 PM
First!!! so hot!
5. jumpin_J - August 4, 2008 3:49 PM
Phish, you're my daddy. No seriously, the tests came back.
6. notbob - August 4, 2008 3:50 PM
there appears to be a far bit of lag in the server....
more than one first... thats the "first" time ive seen that...
7. pointandlaugh - August 4, 2008 3:50 PM
YAY! You are indeed my hero, superfish.
8. yabadabadude - August 4, 2008 3:51 PM
Thanks to those damn leftwing women's lib activists
9. Charlie - August 4, 2008 3:51 PM
She's sexy in an ugly kind of a way. Not a patch on European beauty.
10. Lorrie - August 4, 2008 3:55 PM
Oh yeah - seeing Eva Mendes nude is going to make me rush right out and purchase some of that perfume she is hawking.
11. sirrix - August 4, 2008 3:56 PM
I still can't make out any bush in that poster... but for that I'm thankful. But umm yeah.. Christmas in August!
12. Googlybits - August 4, 2008 3:57 PM
Looks like a writhing skeleton or an anorexic just before death.
Not sexy.
13. Dr. John Blackheart - August 4, 2008 3:58 PM
as a Dr. I recommend this 100% it has my signature take it to the bank
14. Blah - August 4, 2008 3:58 PM
@3...#11(?) you cock-juggling thunder cunts!
15. Shea - August 4, 2008 4:00 PM
@12.
She's not that skinny.. not compared to the Olsen twin in the previous post anyway.
I find it funny how her butt seems to blend into the background.
That makes the poster kind of "ew" to me.
16. veggi - August 4, 2008 4:01 PM
I hope "she" gets testicular cancer.
17. Cannon - August 4, 2008 4:02 PM
@yabadabadude
We can also thank the right-wing super church freaks who march, protest and firebomb for stuff like this. It's always scary when the fringe of each wing flap together...
18. nice - August 4, 2008 4:05 PM
Mexican Beaner, yummmmmm.
19. Dr. John Blackheart - August 4, 2008 4:05 PM
this is what we refer to in the medical field as ready for long hours of doggy style
20. geto - August 4, 2008 4:06 PM
Who wants to see their housekeeper topless?
21. Sid - August 4, 2008 4:07 PM
Latinas make the best shemales, by far.
22. BeyondHope - August 4, 2008 4:07 PM
I don't care how hot or steamy or sexy the ad is, Obsession still stinks and I'd never buy it.
23. Deacon Jones - August 4, 2008 4:08 PM
@8
Give me a fucking break, it's the religious zealots that complain how this is corrupting our youth.
The more you deny something to someone, the more they want it.
Case in point, Catholic school girls become the biggest whores by far when they go to college.
Same with having the drinking age @21. In Spain, or Italy, kids have a glass of wine with dinner. They come to accept it as natural and therefore arent doing fucking kegstands on third floor balconies in their 20's
24. brando - August 4, 2008 4:09 PM
Looks like every other girl working the drive-thru at Taco Bell
25. typical superficial loser - August 4, 2008 4:13 PM
Why is she so ugly and mannish? I'm too beautiful for this planet and its ugly inhabitants
26. havoc - August 4, 2008 4:21 PM
Who cares?
Sell the shit in Europe, they need it more than we do anyway....
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27. WhatsOnMyCameraPhone - August 4, 2008 4:22 PM
Obsession is perhaps the shitty perfume out there. Unless you're in, say, the 7th grade. And this commercial is SO.NOT.RACY! PLEASE, grandmas!!
28. Karen - August 4, 2008 4:23 PM
lmao@25 - somebody's quivering with rage that non-worshipful comments are being made about their celebrity idols/heroes/role models. Don't worry, Eva will write a personal reply to your 73rd letter (mailed earlier today), I'm sure of it.
29. jayduff - August 4, 2008 4:30 PM
Nip shot at 0:14
30. Mandy - August 4, 2008 4:32 PM
I don't understand all these negative comments. I think Evan looks great!
31. sla - August 4, 2008 4:34 PM
Interesting placement of "the big O."
32. pistola - August 4, 2008 4:35 PM
she is fucking gorgeous. anyone who can't see that has no taste.
33. loves2spooge - August 4, 2008 4:43 PM
i could deffinitley spooge to that, just rewind a couple times then im there.
34. ___________________________________ - August 4, 2008 4:45 PM
Not only are #2 and #3 douchebags for claiming "first" like a couple of 14 year old girls, but they underscore that fact by saying things like "meh" and "Boooyah!"
Fuckin Fags.
Charles, #4, you get a pass this time because the douchbaggery of #'s 2 and 3 far outshined yours, but let this be a lesson to you. Hopefully you got the 14 year old girl behavior out of your system and you won't do it again.
35. therusskie - August 4, 2008 4:46 PM
I'm sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That's right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
36. Lauren - August 4, 2008 4:46 PM
It sold me! I'm totally buying it.
37. therusskie - August 4, 2008 4:46 PM
I'm sorry, what nipple? What topless? What the fuck is wrong with the American media/society?! YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE ANYTHING! Oh, wait. I know. The puritan, religious American past. Yep. That's right. If its sexy, sickening, specific and lacks serious artistic value, you can ban/censor. Oh, and of course, the money cash cow FCC. Of course.
This is just so so stupid.
38. Clarkehead - August 4, 2008 4:48 PM
Advertising in America will never succeed like it does in Europe because of the uptight "family values" bitches that run the FCC. A sensual ad like this, showing the female body in a provactive way (which sells perfume like mad, BTW) will never air, so we'll have to settle for 300 different "Ow my balls" ads for the rest of our lives.
39. Jimmy - August 4, 2008 4:49 PM
Clever way to target the hotel maid demographic. Now they know which is the best perfume to steal from the hotel guests.
40. Erica. - August 4, 2008 4:54 PM
I do not see any nip or vag.
41. Christopher - August 4, 2008 4:58 PM
guuuuuuuhhhhhh
i love her
42. Ronnie Mund - August 4, 2008 5:01 PM
Topless.
T-O-P-L-E-S-S .
Topless. You'll do it.
43. scooter - August 4, 2008 5:12 PM
What do you mean by advertising will never succeed in America? Do you really get so easily brainwashed into buying crap because of a commercial? Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial? Only a flipping retard buys something because of an ad.
44. mrs.t - August 4, 2008 5:16 PM
That's it? Racy, sexy stuff!
In all honesty, I didn't see even a hint of a nipple. But I also became bored right as it started so I could have missed it.
45. Ad Guy - August 4, 2008 5:35 PM
@ Scooter:
The US economy has billions of dollars worth of ad revenue that says you're an idiot.
46. nipolian - August 4, 2008 5:37 PM
Are you telling me that sales of CK Obsession will increase in Europe because of that commercial?"
No.....CK Obsession will increase in Europe because the dirty Europeans think that wearing perfume is an acceptable substitute for bathing
47. ahhhhhh - August 4, 2008 5:45 PM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wheres the video now guys
48. wat - August 4, 2008 5:47 PM
This spic doesnt deserve to be famous. Shit actress, no body, tranny face. stop posting this wetback
49. minniememe - August 4, 2008 5:47 PM
awwww :((((( the video is no longer available
50. norton - August 4, 2008 5:48 PM
No vid anymore?
And you thought censorship in this country was a fallacy.....
51. NightPutting - August 4, 2008 5:54 PM
Tragically, the video's down.
I'm at half-mast.
52. ManiacFive - August 4, 2008 5:56 PM
That commercials never gonna air in Europe, Why? On the continent they got adverts for beer, perfume, dishwasher tablets, hoovers, that feature more nudity than this. You want famous tit? Head to the beach and you'll find it.
Hell the Isle of sheppey is only notable for its former steel industry and inbreeding, and even thats got an officially sanctioned nudist beach.
Eva mendes is hot though, I would.
53. Nooooooooo - August 4, 2008 6:08 PM
The link is down! Give us another one!
For the love of God give us more video!
54. scooter - August 4, 2008 6:09 PM
Ad Guy, the billions of dollars come from idiots like you who are easily brainwashed
55. Dr. John Blackheart - August 4, 2008 6:10 PM
this add just saved one of my patients
56. Vanilla Manilla - August 4, 2008 6:17 PM
aaaaaaaand it's gone :( booo
57. maeby - August 4, 2008 6:20 PM
what bush? thats a shadow dude
58. Jimbo - August 4, 2008 6:30 PM
All the bitch-boys who've been moaning about politically incorrect jokes today will love this tranny. She's packing the "surprise" they crave.
59. shirleytemple - August 4, 2008 6:49 PM
@ nipolian:
LOL! ziinggggg
60. Max - August 4, 2008 6:50 PM
It's gone. Fucking communists.
61. john - August 4, 2008 6:50 PM
it's down, fix it now!
62. iupload - August 4, 2008 6:50 PM
hey everyone,
since it's not on youtube anymore or any other website, I uploaded to rapidshare. it's like a 30 sec ad and the file size is like 17mbs. Enjoy!!
http://rapidshare.com/files/134878844/secretobsession.mov.html
63. rthrt - August 4, 2008 6:57 PM
UPLOAD IT YOUTUBE, YEAH THAT'S FUCKING SMART
Bunch of morons
64. NotBlonde - August 4, 2008 7:09 PM
It's available on Youtube stil, just not this particular video.
And for those dolts who cannot figure out where the nipple is, watch the VIDEO.
Jesus people are stupid.
65. NotBlonde - August 4, 2008 7:10 PM
It's available on Youtube still, just not this particular video.
And for those dolts who cannot figure out where the nipple is, watch the VIDEO.
Jesus people are stupid.
66. meh - August 4, 2008 7:22 PM
Meh, her face just SCREAMS Venezuelan TRANNY, theres nothing wrong with looking like a Venezuelan tranny... except if you're a WOMAN.
67. Day late, dollar short - August 4, 2008 7:39 PM
First!!!!!!!!
68. Teltech54 - August 4, 2008 8:54 PM
Stupid censors.
69. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 4, 2008 9:41 PM
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2008/08/01/eva-mendes-nude-calvin-klein-commercial-video/
70. Lindsays - August 4, 2008 10:33 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
71. friendlyfires - August 4, 2008 10:56 PM
Daddy, why is there a naked lady rolling around on television?
Because, sweet honey bunches of oats, Calvin Klein payed her a boatload of money to twaddle around in gauze in chiffon.
Why did Calvin Klein pay her so much money?
Calvin Klein knows a lot of people like to watch Eva Mendes naked and hopes people will buy his lousy perfume after showboating her performance as a narcoleptic junkie stripper on national teevee.
Why would anyone want to buy Calvin Klein's lousy perfume after watching Eva Mendes flop around with little or no clothes.
You got me there, snapdragon. People are crazy!
72. missanica - August 5, 2008 1:53 AM
Well...good for all you assholes who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you're definitely in a man's world fantasy & should take a pick on a number of foreign countries you can move to that allow shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women's nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & try to argue about "artistic nudity" b/c it's Eva Mendes...c'mon...she'd get naked for anything, she's just THAT easy.
73. Insomnihack - August 5, 2008 2:18 AM
Just watched the commercial. I personally think Eva Mendes is hot but like all perfume/cologne commercials this was completely retarded. Sure there's a nipple and all but it should have been banned for pure crappiness.
74. White - August 5, 2008 3:20 AM
The video's not up! Damn you youtubeee
75. my comment - August 5, 2008 7:41 AM
I see junkie pubes!
Now I need to throw up.
76. RavenSlayer - August 5, 2008 8:55 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1512112.ece
77. GETFUCKED@ - August 5, 2008 9:25 AM
Gets me everytime this conservative bullshit.... who gave these people a voice too start with? WHO fuckin breast fed them, of wich part of the female anatomy did they come out of, where they born clothed, do thier children not take photos of themselves in the mirror and put it up on web sites...do we not all fap too nudity???? Makes you wonder.... when people want too justify their opinions, they don't start a union, they start an ORGANIZATION and then get federal funding from the tax payer that they are trying too screw over. Quit smoking, dont drink, no nudity, no obscenities (spelling), dont use so much water, dont use petrol (gas), dont put up a "wind farm" near me.. or else I'll drive alot more!!!!!!... FOR FUCK SAKES YOU WHINGING LITTLE PRICKS FOR EVERY ACTION THERE IS A REACTION......and my reaction too that nipple...is too have a slight FAP to it....... fuckers...
78. JPRichardson - August 5, 2008 9:49 AM
I've always thought about Eva as an ugly version of Cindy Crawford... Who's with me?
79. therusskie - August 5, 2008 10:11 AM
@ GETFUCKED
The conservatives and the people that screw us over get their 'fun'. With 14 year old boys in hotel rooms. With blow. Behind many closed doors. With a paparazzo hiding in the trees.
:)
80. gerard Vandenberg - August 5, 2008 10:27 AM
AMERICA PRUDISH?
.........................................................................................O.K. then, a little bit yeah.
JESUS CHRIST MAN, wake up!!!
81. typical superficial loser - August 5, 2008 10:52 AM
Why was I cursed to live on a planet full of ugly people when I am so so so beautiful?
82. thepillager - August 5, 2008 10:54 AM
wtf, its gone!
83. Joe Mahma - August 5, 2008 10:56 AM
I-Don't-Care
84. ishi-san - August 5, 2008 11:34 AM
@ 26: What is that supposed to mean? Never been to Europe, have ya'?
Jealous ignorant moron!
85. jealous - August 5, 2008 5:10 PM
She looks like a Ford Taurus
86. Steve - August 6, 2008 12:58 AM
Where r your balls? Who tells you not to show the video? More importantly, why do you stop showing it ? R we fucking children? This is supposed to be the fucking INTERNET!!!!
Steve
87. GETFUCKED@ - August 6, 2008 6:25 AM
#86 : If... umm... you where fucking children ...then yes, it would be taken off. But, because the video contained none off that kinda shinanigins, I can understand your frustrations.
*Singing too the beetles Yellow Submarine* "We.. all... live... in... a censored society, a censored society...."
88. GETFUCKED@ - August 6, 2008 6:32 AM
Opps, sorry #86... Posted my comment before I read it.
In regards too the "Fucking children" part of your post and my reply too such.... I know what your post was about, my reply was just a "play" on words.... and I didn't put the P.S. in my previous comment. So here it is...
P.S. I know what you are trying too saying in regards too the "fucking children.." comment that you posted... No, we are not children and shouldn't be treated as such....assholes
89. Rocko - August 9, 2008 12:02 PM
I looked at the NSFW pic, could've been a Victoria's Secret advert, you an't see anything. No need for the star in the safe versions.
90. Beauty Confessional - August 10, 2008 3:43 AM
I think Eva Mendes has just made Calvin Klein a TON OF MONEY. EVEN THOUGH THIS AD ISNT ON TV its gotten more attention than if it had been on TV. LOL
I wrote about it on my blog also and it was the most popular post.
91. kevin - December 22, 2008 11:51 PM
You tube sucks..........Millions of meaningless video garbage to sift through and then anything worthwhile or popular at the moment is probably gonna get the axe......................
dunno if i can post a url here so.............
try the word muchosucko
and of the the following com
tons of vids anything goes,new ones daily,and so far hasnt been compromised..........
be careful with your clicking though as there are many xxx type ads
(newbies beware,but its a great site and it costs money im sure,so ads i will never click dont matter)
later
k
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94. SAM - April 15, 2009 3:53 PM
So To all you desperate Little Dicks who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you should move your Ass to any number of foreign countries you can move to that allow worthless shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women's nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & don't even argue about "artistic nudity" b/c it's shemale Eva Mendes...c'mon...she'd get screw or do anything, showing Junkie Pubes-Gag, Puke, Revolting!!!
# 39 & #66 LMFAO!!!!
And she couldn't EVER look like Cindy Crawford-her ugly nose points down to the ground!! She does not have a big enough chest, or small enough waist and her ASS IS WAY TOO FAT!!! They even blended her out in the poster-her back and fat ass!!!
95. SAM - April 15, 2009 3:53 PM
So To all you desperate Little Dicks who think that stuff like this SHOULD be allowed on TV, you should move your Ass to any number of foreign countries you can move to that allow worthless shit like this. I, on the other hand, believe that seeing women's nipples & bush should be left for personal time only & don't even argue about "artistic nudity" b/c it's shemale Eva Mendes...c'mon...she'd get screw or do anything, showing Junkie Pubes-Gag, Puke, Revolting!!!
# 39 & #66 LMFAO!!!!
And she couldn't EVER look like Cindy Crawford-her ugly nose points down to the ground!! She does not have a big enough chest, or small enough waist and her ASS IS WAY TOO FAT!!! They even blended her out in the poster-her back and fat ass!!!
96. Bill - April 19, 2009 3:59 AM
Man its weird to see pubes on a add like that
you would think that she would shave
97. Phil - May 18, 2009 1:02 AM
Too bad Youtube yanked it ...