Feb 20 2008Ellen to Christina Aguilera: Holy lactose, Batman!

She's Hot!!!

Did I leave my bat mobile in 1st spot?

thank God she's nursing, i'm ready for those puppies to erupt old faithful style...

wow, those are some DD's.
But for some reason, they look fake.
Had she gotten implants before getting pregnant? It really seems like it, hence the reason why her boobs look fake. They got bigger thanks to pregnancy and breastfeeding but the implants are still inside and make them look fake. Oh well, when she's done breastfeeding, her boobs will go back to their original size.

tits and nipples. Like shits and giggles? You funny long time Fish!

I am surprised that Ellan could put two word together with those bad boys stairing her in the face..

Naked Sundays? Ugh...

OH MY GOD........those are MAGNIFICENT

Say what you will, my mom is...classy.

With a name like Christine Aguilera, she's obviously a Papist and since they are having a bris the dad is obviously heeb. Add to this they are both a couple of Hollywood weirdo fuckwads. Dear God that poor kid is going to be buried under the biggest guilt mountain ever. In the future whole college psychology textbooks are going to be written about their abominable progency.

Jimbo--Those two bad boys---Batman and Robin?

that mama is gettin better n better
mmmmmm nice very nice

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them titties ain't real.

I'm suprised that diesel dyke wasn't sobberin' like a saint bernard over the last milkbone when she saw those fun bags.

Penis balloons? That's nothing. There's this one party store here that has vadge balloons that are pretty tolerable 80% of the time, but then they start to leak air in a constant high-pitched whine while red ink dribbles out the bottom. I swear, it sounds like they're saying "you're NOT LISTENING to me!"

@11 Cowgirl, Batman and Robin, Thelma and Louise, Gilligan and the Skipper, Amos and Andy, what ever you want to call them is fine with me..

lol #15

Christina, those "penis balloons" are called rubbers or condoms. You may want to look into trying them--you've already gotten knocked up once!

Ellen sucked them dry in the after show.

Ellen doesn't know there are penis balloons because whenever she walks into the store they all instantly deflate.

@18 Yeah, no glove no love..

Lactose plus lots of silicone!!!!!!!! Gross, I didn't know that women with implants could breast feed. That just doesn't seem right.

That's not what OJ said Jimbo.

OJ said he just wanted to neck.

Ok, somebody kinda beat me to it, but I was in fact sitting here wondering if they weren't actually condoms. Wouldn't surprise me a bit...

and call me crazy, but Aguilera would have been a MUCH better choice to recreate the Marilyn photos...

@25 I saw the clip of the Interview this morning on the news and she said they were big penis ballons. I am sure they are not hard to find in west hollywood..

"big penis" balloons? Are you inflating the data there Jimbo? How "big" exactly are we talkin'?

Marilyn wasn't a dirty spic.

Zac Efron would have been a better choice to recreate the Marilyn pics.

cowgirl are you implying that Jimbo has a small penis, or that you have a cavernous vagina? Helloooooooooooooooooooooo

Cowgirl. I have no idea how big she was talking about. I know this is going to get me into trouble on this site, but on a trip to Europe, I was was walking down the street in Amsterdam and there was a 4 foot blow up penis in the door.

What the crap is a dimesion?

What constitutes a big penis balloon? Is it a standard few inches or a foot long dog?

A dimesion is a dime-sized lesion. I'm scratching one right now.

Jimbo you measured??

@35 I am sure you are you worthless troll..

"a standard few inches"

cowgirl, time to do a little traveling, I think.

Nevermind--you answered my question! 4 feet tall would constitute a big penis balloon!

So the average penis length is 6.16 inches.
The average girth is 4.84 inches.
Yep! I'm a googler!

Ok, the truth is, it was Thailand and the boy was only 4 feet tall, but trust me, it was all about penis.

@39 Maybe you should get some for the store. I am sure that would increase business..

@26

I think you're dead on, she would have been a much better choice for those pics than nasty LiLo.

In my experience the typical penis is more like 7-8 inches. But I'm a gobbler, not a googler!

FRIST, you stole my line..

Today my fantasy is titty fucking Christina Aguilera then kicking Ellen D right in the nuts.

40,
Finally, I'm above average at something. In fact, I took my 12 kids to the county fair last summer. We were in line to see the prize bull. When it came time to go in, the carney said, $3.00 a piece. I did the math and said, "We'll skip it." To which he said, "Are these all your kids?" I told him yes and he said, "Just a minute. I'll bring the bull out to meet you." When the bull came out my 8 year-old son asked my wife what that big thing hanging between his legs was and and she said, "Oh, that, that's nothing." My son then came over and told me what Mrs. Ted from LA said, and I told him, "Your mother's spoiled."

How cool is Ellen when her name comes up in this context and hardly and of the degenerates (pun intended) on this site make fun of her?

Man, was there ever more a reason to start jerking off tonight to the "Prego Porno" series or what????? Im leaving work, now

Dang, Thems is some huge tittays! I could quite possibly die trying to motorboat them mams, but in the name of science, i will try.

(RIP M diz... You cocky bastard!)

Advice: Don't try to watch the video of the interview. I feel asleep 31 times before the two minute mark and I'm not even tired.

Ted, thanks for pointing that out. Ellen heard about the penis balloons and immediately thought "maybe that was just Daddy's penis BALLOON all those nights! Maybe I can ditch all the licking of the bloody stank tuna and go back to what God always intended: a poke in the pink, a stab in the stink, then - POW! - right in the kisser!"

Ellen Degeneres?Who's this guy and why is he having a girl's name?

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

BFD!
SHE HAS IMPLANTS;
NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S BEEN DONE ALREADY.

Her tits look totally fake. She must have had them 'done' right after the baby was born..

Ted from LA - are you in the bidness? You kinda have that tone. Like with Ellen, it's easy to imagine you saying:
"The word superstar is greatly overused in this business.

But for my next guest, the word superstar is totally inadequate.

Whenever I do a benefit-and I've done a lot this year, all for very worthy causes - I can always count on this gal to be right there with me.

I feel humbled in her presence.

From deep, deep in here, ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you...

- A great entertainer.

- A great humanitarian.

- And my dearest, dearest friend for man years...

Please welcome MS. ELLEN DEGENERES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone know the details of tattoo? It looks like some stupid pen scribbles

#55,
Ohhhh, yeah, I'm in the business alright. And in my business, we call your second to last line a Freudian Slip.

For all of you guys with these negative comment's. You all need serious counseling. At least their doing great as first time parent's, and not in the tabloids stating that their out of their witts on drugs, and driving with their child without a carseat sitting in the laps of the mother. For those of you who posted this mess. "GET A LIFE". you Hater's
Much Love and Respect to ya Cristina .

@ 54 those tits were fake looooooong before she had a baby. She's had implants for years. Implants + pregnancy swelling = gigantic jugs

Ofcourse her breasts have become massive.They have grown because of the milk production ofcourse.They look and they are all natural.She's born with these.

#54,
Actually, now that you mentioned it, they did do her breasts right after the birth. In fact, I read on Wikipedia that she delivered her little Max through her left breast since they were in there anyway. A remarkable birth.

Actually, they won't do implants just after a birth. Those things are ginormously real...for now. She'll regret it later though. When they swell that much, they don't go all the way back to their normal size, but they will go all the way down to her waistline. Good luck with those things...sheesh.

#44, ewwww, how'd I get the disgusting troll today??

Is there a new post yet?

You guys seriously didn't realize her tits were fake? Jesus, how do you think she went from an A cup on her first album, to DD on her second Dirrrrrty album.

I'm telling you she's had comically fake tits for years. Fake tits still swell with pregnancy.

Anyone who's ever breastfed knows those can be very real and all hers (though I'm pretty sure she's had implants). If she hadn't pumped in a few hours, she can look like that. Must've used ALOT of makeup to cover the road map that accompanies milk-laden breasts.

She is cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " SearchingMillionaire.com".. Many men winked at her there.

i've seen #58's and #66's pictures on this cool site called "watchthesedumbbitchesgetattackedbywolverines.com". many people have laughed and pointed at their dumb asses....

#57 - Ted. My man. My main man. My beloved Ted. Tedderino. Tedderamalama. The Tedster. (Makin' copies.) Teeeeeeeed.

Ted, dearest, not every misspoken or misspelled word is a Freudian slip. The mistake has to reveal an underlying repressed urge. "And my dearest, dearest friend for man years" is a typo, not a Freudian slip. "Man years" as opposed to "woman years" as opposed to what, exactly? Years are years. There's no forbidden libido here. If, for example, some girl said Ellen had been her only mentor and she didn't wanted any advice from the usual sources - men - and capped it off with "you know the old saying, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'" well then we'd have ourselves a full-out interpretive party. But "man years"? Nope. I love you Ted - truly, madly, deeply - but I fuckin hate amateur psychology. It's the one thing you could do to make me NOT be wet/hard.

I can't believe people don't know what giant penis baloons look like. haven't you ever been in Spencer Gifts, or a sex shop?

I always thought Christina seemed like a nice, normal girl. She's she has trashy style, but her personality always was so much more likable than say Britney or Jessica Simpson.

I bet she freakin loves that fact that everybody is happy and celebrating her having a baby and saying she looks hot when her one time rival Britney is still looked down upon by pretty much everybody.

Oh man this is painful. Her boobs look like big balloons because they are filled with milk you morons.

64. awesome111person:
“You guys seriously didn't realize her tits were fake? Jesus, how do you think she went from an A cup on her first album, to DD on her second Dirrrrrty album.

Fake tits still swell with pregnancy.”

They went from a A to at best a small C, and they got bigger the same way Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hips got bigger. She put on weight.

And implants don’t change. That’s the whole reason women get them.

Those are NICE!!!

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Those are NICE!!!

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Yup, engorged lactating breasts really can look like that. Especially if she has been separated from the baby for a few hours (say, to appear on a talk show.) I'm not especially well-endowed but I sure looked like I had a couple of grade-A porn implants in those early weeks. They just erupted from my chest overnight and I woke up with gigantic boobs. Ouch, ouch, ouch!

I agree with #65--she must have put some industrial makeup on those boobs because lactating boobs are big, but look like a topographical map.

Her eyes always look so vacant in photos, her face blank and slack. Either like she's under mind control, or a robot.

Her eyes always look so vacant in photos, her face blank and slack. Either like she's under mind control, or is a robot.

Also, isn't that kind of weird that our society celebrates lactating breasts? There are topless beaches in Europe, Australia and South America where people don't even bat an eye, and here Americans flip out over nip slips and a mom's lactating breasts.

very odd.

Says a lot about the programming the American masses has received.

100% MILF

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@70- You HONESTLY believe Christina's boobs are real?? Okay, so she gained A FEW pounds. She didn't gain enough that her chest would become huge. And tell me, if her chest suddenly grew, like, 3 cups sizes due to weight gain, why didn't it shrink when she lost the weight? Seriously, they aren't even good implants. Why bother denying something that's so obvious?

Oh yeah, and LOL at the comment about her being "One of the best voices we've had the pleasure of listening to". Most overrated is more like it. Don't get me wrong, Christina can sing, but she's nowhere near as good as some make her out to be.

@26- So true.

she z a busty gal , and her buzzy light up me in the darkness, see her perfect naked body at pinkmingle.com , LOL

Meh, ever since she popped that kid out, my desire to engage in lewd sexual acts with her has diminished greatly. My therapy appointment is tomorrow at noon. Wish me luck.

Christina tries too hard. Britney will always be hotter! I LOVE BRITNEY!!!! :)

Ellen is such a funny little carpet muncher......

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I think Britney would be the best to recreate those Marilyn Monroe pictures. We all know the reason Christina's doing all this slutty sex stuff is because she knows, just like the rest of the world, that Britney will always be hotter and she will always get more guys after her.

#68,
I am so sorry. Please forgive me.

What did she do, have a four year-old tattto her arm?

What did she do, have a four year-old tatttoo her arm?

FUCK! TATTOO!

#90 - Itttt's hard nottttt to a exttttra TT's when commentttting on Chestttty McFunbags here.

She had Implants right before her dirrty video and stripped cd came out. She was flat as a board when she first came out and like 18 years old. Those boobs look like they are made of cement! goodluck playing with them. P.s she rotten without makeup and her husband is the ugliest man on earth

She had Implants right before her dirrty video and stripped cd came out. She was flat as a board when she first came out and like 18 years old. Those boobs look like they are made of cement! goodluck playing with them. P.s she rotten without makeup and her husband is the ugliest man on earth

Christina's okay, but Britney's sexier. Maybe most of the time now Britney makes herself look bad, but you watch Britney at the VMAs and in her new music videos and photo shoots, and Britney still has alot of sex appeal. I just wish she wouldn't sell herself short. And I also hate how Christina seems to be using Britney's personal troubles to her advantage, because now with Britney in trouble, Christina gets to steal the spotlight. But I predict within another year, or two, Britney's going away to a secluded clinic somewhere, and she will come back better than ever and finally put Christina to shame. Christina really needs to get over herself and try feeling sympathy for her former Mousketeer castmate rather than an over abundance of pride in herself. She should just come to terms that Britney will always outhot her.

Christina is the best!!!!!!!!!!! She looks even more stunning now than before the baby, if that is even possible!!!!!! I LOVE that she doesn't have the red lipstick anymore.

SO GORGEOUS AND SO TALENTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet Britney is bitter now...

Britney has nothing to be bitter about. No matter what's happening to her she still trumps Christina in record sales and popularity. Think about it. "Back To Basics" was a huge flop and the singles off that album didn't do that well, whereas despite a bad MTV appearance and all the other turmoil in her life, Britney's "Blackout" debuted at #2 on the charts and sold more copies than "Back To Basics" ever did and "Gimme More" and "Piece of Me" are the most popular singles in the world right now and the most popular ringtones. If anything, I think Christina's the one who should be bitter. Than and more guys still jack off to Britney than they do to Christina.

i know i still jack off to britney spears! yowwwwwwzaaaah!!!!

Christina looks hot, but she's not nearly as hot as Britney once was. And I happen to know Britney can be that hot again. She looks smoking in all her videos and even if the performance itself sucked, Britney looked hotter than Christina at the MTV Awards.

98- this is true, because britney will always have big eyes, button nose, and pretty teeth.
christina will always have small close set eyes, a big nose ( unless she fixes it ) a long ugly face, pear shaped unfit body ( cause she is lazy and unathletic ) and bowed legs...christina is doing the best she can, wearing whore pinup drag, bimbo hair, showing the fake goods.
compare this to britney in slave 4 u video, or her las vegas tour, 2001, 2000 VMAs, and Christina just looks like a short sloppy rat face with mis-shapen legs and tranny makeup.

I hate how her eyes are half open like she is trying to be MM, who did not have a rat face, and didn't need elaborate shading and contouring drag makeup to look non ugly.

98- this is true, because britney will always have big eyes, button nose, and pretty teeth.
christina will always have small close set eyes, a big nose ( unless she fixes it ) a long ugly face, pear shaped unfit body ( cause she is lazy and unathletic ) and bowed legs...christina is doing the best she can, wearing whore pinup drag, bimbo hair, showing the fake goods.
compare this to britney in slave 4 u video, or her las vegas tour, 2001, 2000 VMAs, and Christina just looks like a short sloppy rat face with mis-shapen legs and tranny makeup.

I hate how her eyes are half open like she is trying to be MM, who did not have a rat face, and didn't need elaborate shading and contouring drag makeup to look non ugly.

98- this is true, because britney will always have big eyes, button nose, and pretty teeth.
christina will always have small close set eyes, a big nose ( unless she fixes it ) a long ugly face, pear shaped unfit body ( cause she is lazy and unathletic ) and bowed legs...christina is doing the best she can, wearing whore pinup drag, bimbo hair, showing the fake goods.
compare this to britney in slave 4 u video, or her las vegas tour, 2001, 2000 VMAs, and Christina just looks like a short sloppy rat face with mis-shapen legs and tranny makeup.

I hate how her eyes are half open like she is trying to be MM, who did not have a rat face, and didn't need elaborate shading and contouring drag makeup to look non ugly.

I'm happy for her. Why does everyone have to bring up Britney? We all know she's a nutcase who needs help. Who cares who is more physically appealing, who sells more cds, or who more guys beat off to? Damn ya'll are so hypocritical & stupid. I don't listen to much of Britney spears's music, most of it seems too fake and plastic to me, and she can't sing well. Her music is aimed towards teen girls and gay guys(nothing wrong with gay people) I like Christina's voice, music, and her open attitude, and she writes and produces the majority of her work. She seems like she'd be cool to kick it with, and WHO CARES what her Breasts look like?? its her body not mine or anyone else's. People are so quick to judge.

Christina has an ego and she likes to think she's hot, but she's still a poor man's Britney Spears!

We all know the reason Christina's going on TV with her breasts hanging out of her dress and talking about penis balloons, being naked and her vagina is because she wants more media exposure than Miss Spears.

But what Christina needs to realize is that Britney has bipolar disorder and she can't get a break from the spotlight. Britney always has ten million cameras in her face even when she's going to the bathroom and she has no positive influence in her life. Even her own parents are more concerned with making money off her than they are in keeping her healthy.

Christina should consider herself lucky to not be as famous as Britney, and at least Christina has a good family structure. So, what the heck is Christina's problem?!?!?!

M.I.L.F!!!!
NO IMPLANTS! THAT'S MILK IN HER TANKS!
SUPER HOT!! BEST SINGER!

I thought Christina cleaned up her act after getting married. She did all that "Dirty" stuff for years, and I thought she was going the opposite way of "the other pop princess" by classing herself up. Then I see her doing all these interviews, talking about peeing in a bucket, vaginal stuff, penis balloons and being naked with her husband and I hang my head in disgust. I'm a woman and I'm liberated and into feminism and all that, but what the hell does being slutty have to do with feminism???

79. kitty_kat

When did she lose weight? She started out she was craze skinny, put on at least 10 lbs before her dirty faze, gain some more weight after that and then got pregnant. If you mean why are her boobs still big after she gave birth I already explained that, they are filled with milk.

@106
She gained weight around "Stripped". That's when she got the implants. But then she lost the weight and was still the same size.

britney's beauty is angelic and natural...take a look at the sexy picture of her on the cover of blender magazine. the woman is just gorgeous. christina's so-called "beauty" is all about china doll makeup and teasing up her hair. just a little reminder, FHM magazine is currently listing the sexiest women in the world. so, there's still time to vote for britney and to land her back on top of the list where she belongs. go, britney!

Kim Kardashian is the hottest woman in the world, but Britney is quite a little stunner herself. Christina...she's talented, but...I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

To Elk: # 70
You are stupid and sound like a man. Her breasts are fake, fake, fake. When a woman gains a bit of weight, her breasts do not change by 3 to 4 cup sizes just like that, if you believe that, I have some investment options you might want to consider, retard. Also: She didn't gain weight, except in her chest. Christina was always very slim until she got pregnant. After she had the baby, her breasts swelled to huge proportions because of lactation and implants. And yes implants do change, that's why women have to replace them every 10 years. If you don't believe me, about Christina's fake boobs,
visit awfulplasticsurgery.com and you will see there is no denying it, bitch!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001048.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html

To Elk: # 70
You are stupid and sound like a man. Her breasts are fake, fake, fake. When a woman gains a bit of weight, her breasts do not change by 3 to 4 cup sizes just like that, if you believe that, I have some investment options you might want to consider, retard. Also: She didn't gain weight, except in her chest. Christina was always very slim until she got pregnant. After she had the baby, her breasts swelled to huge proportions because of lactation and implants. And yes implants do change, that's why women have to replace them every 10 years. If you don't believe me, about Christina's fake boobs,
visit awfulplasticsurgery.com and you will see there is no denying it, bitch!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/001048.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004982.html

Britney Spears is the hottest woman in the world. No question about it. But Christina Aguilera is more talented vocally.

@56

Its actually a hebrew tattoo. It consists of the hebrew letters 'yud' and 'bet,' which correspond to the english 'J' and 'B,' which are the initials of her hubby. She also has a hebrew tattoo on her back that says 'ani ledodi vedodi li,' which means 'I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine.'

111. Janine

You’re right I am a man and those boobs in the first awfulplasticsurgery.com photo are fake, but they’re not implants. They are these (or something like them):
http://www.americansilicone.com/

The second picture is what a corset does to boobs.

Here are some pictures of her from 2002. Notice how her boobs aren’t as big as they are in the awfulplasticsurgery.com photo:
http://www.christina-a.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/57033/cat/2504/size/big

I dunno...the mere thought of Christina Aguilera in the buff turns my stomach. However, even though she is now in the throws of some kind of mental problem, I would much rather see Britney Spears naked anyday, because she still knocks Christina to a pulp!

Christina could only hope to be as scorching hot as Britney Spears.....and Christina can only wish to have as many men "slapping the salami" over her as Britney Spears.

Britney Spears may be severely f*cked up in the head...but she will always be the sexiest most beautiful woman that God has ever put on this earth.

Christina Aguilera doesn't even have a prayer to out-hot Miss Spears!

I always pegged Christina as a Britney Spears wannabe/clone, and her whole shtick with the DIRRRTY thing was to try and outdo Britney in the sex department. Then she came out with "Back2Basics" and showed she truly is talented and she classed herself up and is more mature than most young stars out there. And that unlike Britney, Christina was all about making music and keeping her private life private. Then Christina goes on Ellen, back in early-2007, and talks about her "naked sundays" with her husband and how they do everything naked. It didn't take long for me to realize that this was also around the time when Britney shaved her head and went into rehab. Then, about a few months ago, Christina posed naked for a magazine while seeral months into her pregnancy just like Britney did when she was pregnant, and then came the inevitable "crotch-shot"!! And now, Christina is going on Ellen again, this time flaunting her post-baby boobs and talking about phalic balloons and - once again - "naked sundays". So, now, any shred of respect I once had for Miss Aguilera has no gone out the window, because it's apparent that Christina is trying everything she can to take the spotlight off Britney and place it on her, so that now everyone will start talking about Christina! She could care less if her baby sees this within ten years time, or when her son gets older he gets teased in school after his mommy talked about penis balloons and "naked sundays" with her breasts poking out of her dress on national television (and on a family oriented show, no less)!! At least when Britney was on the Ellen show twice, she never talked about her sex life and instead she played basketball. I'm not saying Britney is a total angel, or even a role model, but the difference is that Britney has problems and she can't be left alone for even a moment. Her every single move makes headlines. What is really sad is this has all caused Britney to have some sort of mental illness, because she's been treated like a lab rat since she was 17-years-old! Christina is all about flaunting her sexuality in everyone's faces and seemingly rubbing poor Britney's nose in it! So, I no longer like Christina Aguilera, because she is insensitive, self-centered and trashy! I don't entirely love, or hate, Britney Spears but I do feel sorry for her.

Its actually a hebrew tattoo. It consists of the hebrew letters 'yud' and 'bet,' which correspond to the english 'J' and 'B,' which are the initials of her hubby. She also has a hebrew tattoo on her back that says 'ani ledodi vedodi li,' which means 'I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine.'

Ironic, since isn't tatooing against Hebrew law or something? I had a Jewish boss who said they're aren't allowed in the religion..... am I wrong?

britney may be a nutcase, but christina is an absolute bitch!
just the way she goes on national television and talks about
herself and how great she is. britney may be crazy but she is
truly one of the nicest people in the world. she deserves to be
left alone. people are picking on poor britney all the time...how
about picking on christina "diva" aguilera?! and by the way
christina makes herself up like a friggin china doll, but britney is
a natural beauty.

britney may be a nutcase, but christina is an absolute bitch!
just the way she goes on national television and talks about
herself and how great she is. britney may be crazy but she is
truly one of the nicest people in the world. she deserves to be
left alone. people are picking on poor britney all the time...how
about picking on christina "diva" aguilera?! and by the way
christina makes herself up like a friggin china doll, but britney is
a natural beauty.

Tattooing is not permitted under Jewish law.
Fortunately for her, Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish, no matter how Jewish her husband, Mr. Bratman, is.
So, frankly, it wouldn't/shouldn't make any difference to her.

#121 wrote: "Fortunately for her(sic), Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish."

Correction: "Fortunately for us, Christina (ahem) Aguilera is not Jewish."

I think Xtina found all the weight that Britney lost. Ah well...I just love me some Britney Spears. *drool*

Please don't hate me for saying this...as much as I admire Christina for her talent, her music and her strength, I still think Britney is alot more beautiful, because she just has a nicer face and she doesn't need makeup to look as beautiful as she does. There's just something down home about Britney. While I personally prefer to listen to Christina's music, if I were to choose which one I'd rather hang out with, I'd have to pick Britney, because she seems to down home and sweet and seems like she could be a best friend, or even a sister. Now, she's going through alot of crap in her life and I feel sorry for her, but I just know she'll bounce back. As for Christina....as much as I enjoy her music and I love listening to her sing, she doesn't really strike me as being a very nice person. She seems kind of into herself and I didn't like how she talked about being naked with her husband and having p-nis shaped balloons all over the house. That's private stuff and this is also a show that families with kids watch. She should be ashamed of herself. At least Britney always used to conduct herself in a classy manner whenever she did talk show appearances. Goes to show you which one's the classy one.

Christina really got hot in recent years, but the sad truth is that she and Britney are both has-beens in the music world, sad to say. Though Christina is far more vocally gifted, her style of music, as well as Britney's, really isn't the fashion anymore. And with all the hot new acts coming out, Christina and Britney are really passe. Rihanna and Carrie Underwood are really the new pop music superstars of today, and Beyonce' Knowles is always going to be popular no matter what. But Christina and Britney are part of the teen pop "Mickey Mouse" era, so they need to take a hint and just go retire to their own lives and let some of the other talented gals out there get a shot.

Britney is still a stone cold fox!! Christina's a different story.

She's so freaking vulgar! Does she ever stop to think that in ten years her son is going to probably see this on a clip show, or something, and hear his mommy talking about balloons shapes like dicks and having her boobs hanging out like that?! For the record, I like Christina as a singer, but as far as looks go, she still doesn't do it for me. Scarlett Johansson is my favorite, but Britney Spears comes in second place for me, because she's still miles ahead of Christina in sex appeal. Maybe not when she's driving over somebody's toes, or being carted off to a mental hospital, but I've seen her videos and pictures of her, and the woman still looks hotter than hot. Christina, god bless her, started out looking like a skinny little pixie, then looked like a greasy 'ho and now she looks like an old lady. ScarJo tops my list of sexiest women in the world, but when comparing Britney and Christina, Britney still wins hands down!

I hate Christina Aguilera! >:(

Um, okay...you honestly think Christina mentioning balloons shaped like a phalic symbol and naked sundays is worse than crazy Britney running around like a loon running over people with her car, having her kids taken from her because she puts their lives at risk and all the other good stuff?! The truth is Britney was always a headcase, even back when she was supposed to be "America's Sweetheart". I remember when she was overheard on her microphone backstage yelling and cursing out her staff, and this was back in 2000, before K-Fed even entered the picture. So we are now seeing the real Britney Spears, who is a total diva and loves being in the spotlight 24/7. Call Christina Aguilera a bitch and a diva all you want, at least she's somewhat normal and is smart to not air her dirty laundry out in public.

Christina is so intent on beating Britney Spears at her game, it's pathetic already! She should just accept the fact that Britney is always going to be more famous than her and more popular than her and move on!

I LOVE YOU, BRITNEY!!!!! :*

Oi-yoi...I cannot believe after ten long years we are still stuck on these two-Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera!! They are both has-been teen pop stars who can't seem to move on and quit dominating the music scene and the media spotlight!! Many people may insist Britney is sexier, and vice-versa...I don't think either one of them are sexy, I'll tell you why...their brand of "sex appeal" was used to sell records because of their limited talent. You look at these women, and they go from looking like pre-pubescent under-developed "Lolitas" to now looking like cheap middle-aged sluts!! And they both really milk it for everything they can, but they just don't got it!! See, they were using this branded sexuality for the sake of making money, and because none of it was real and it was all forced, it's all gone and now they have to try and push themselves. But, you take someone like Alicia Keys who is drop dead gorgeous and naturally sexy without even trying, and you see how she uses her TALENT to sell records and she's still making music and selling records and she has managed to stay out of the tabloids and rehab. Beyonce', even though she dresses sexy alot of times, is also a beautiful, sexy and TALENTED young woman who will be around for a long time, because she has so much going for her, rather than being some teenybopper Playboy bunny/pin-up!! Even Avril Lavigne, as angry as she is, has some sex appeal, as does Gwen Stefani and Pink. These are all women who are great singers and performers who don't just go up onstage and shake their tits and ass in everyone's face, treating their concert tours like a traveling porn convention...these are true performers who rely on making great music. So, Christina and Britney-ugly, no talent has beens-should just take a hike and let some REAL WOMEN take over!! And...give me Alicia Keys at her keyboards, Beyonce' singing her heart out, Avril Lavigne smashing her guitar, Gwen Stefani being wacky and Pink kicking some guys' nuts over Britney and Christina and their adolescent navals anyday!!

I'm dead serious about this and I am NOT making any of it up. My friend and I went shopping around Bev. Hills a few days ago and at one point heard alot of comotion and we turned around and saw all these crazy camera people and a few people standing there screaming their heads off...and we saw Britney and her parents coming into the store. It was cool, but sort of sad all at once, because Britney just wanted to shop and she had all these cameras all over her documenting her every move and all these nosy camera people asking her stupid questions. She looked really upset and even a little angry. But on the upside, she looked amazing. She's lost a ton of weight and seems to be getting herself together. She was wearing huge sunglasses, but I could tell she looked really beautiful. Anyway, I also saw Christina in person a few nights ago when she and her husband were going to this place in LA for dinner, and she looked okay, but she seems to be putting on alot of weight and she wore tons and tons of makeup and alot of foudnation. Britney looked better.

I for one cannot stand Christina Aguilera and I never liked her. Always thought she was snotty and stuck up all the time and arrogant. She wears entirely too much makeup, especially now, and even when she went all "Dirrrrty'...she's just hideous. Now, she's trying to make herself into a sex symbol by stealing Scarlett Johansson's look. But instead Christina winds up just looking like a drag queen. Britney Spears, on the other hand, is far more beautiful and alot sexier than Christina. Though for a while there, Britney was messed up and lost alot of her appeal, but now she's gotten back to her old self and is looking unbelievably hot again. But back then, no other woman could compare to her. It's so sad that nowadays women who paint themselves up and go overboard with the cosmetic surgery are considered the modern day sex symbols of our time, while more naturally beautiful women like Britney Spears and Natalie Portman are being overlooked.