2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

February 15th, 2007 // 75 Comments
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Need something to do for the next eleven hours? I’m pretty sure this should cover it.


  1. Dan

    #11: You should see 98% of the girls out there with the same makeup and airbrushing

  2. Dan

    #11: You should see 98% of the girls out there with the same makeup and airbrushing

  3. jrzmommy

    damn. one little g fucked the whole thing up. HERE
    http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6904/cannavaro8qd.jpg

  4. jrzmommy

    Okay, I’ll see that Ipod and raise it one unfortunately placed soccer ball!!

  5. kibblezn'bitz

    since when is an ipod considered a swim suit?

  6. HughJorganthethird

    # 46, works for me. Robots, holograms cyborgs whatever, it’s all good as long as they have big tits.

    If I don’t get my issue soon, the terrorists have obviously won.

  7. HughJorganthethird

    When I die, I want to come back as Marrisa’s Ipod.

  8. greeneyedcat

    #46, agreed.

    I thought this was Paris Hilton at first, and was very disturbed.

  9. Real women don't wear panties

    Those are some nasty lookin fakes!

  10. boredatwurk

    If it makes you ladies feel better, I can tell you I used to be a designer for Reebok. We didn’t have a single model I didn’t airbrush. All of them except one had cellulite (just a little pucker, but it was there), and I had to enhance the chest on all of them. OH, and two of them had bubble buts I had to slim down– and acne, moles ect. These women are gorgeous, but they are real people and definately not perfect.

  11. GG1000

    She has a lovely, graceful body…until you hit those horrible silicone bags bolted to her pecs. But, hell, I clicked on the Cisco Adler link, so I’ve seen Hell. Nothing can bother me now.

  12. hobieluv83

    Marisa Miller is gorgeous. Santa Cruz natives represent.

  13. lomies

    Oh no! Why would anyone as cute as Marissa Miller want to make their face look like Paris Hilton’s?!

  14. “Dude, smell my iPod.”

  15. bush twins

    #65 lmao! it’s rare to find something that funny at the end of a thread. kudos.

  16. elf

    actually i think she looks like jessica simpson

  17. allyoops!

    NICE….all I can say is…NICE.

    Oh, to be an iPod…

  18. LyraBelacqua

    #46, check out Julie Henderson. She is a refreshing exception to the trend you railed against.

    As for this Marrisa chick, those airbaggy tits make her look horribly deformed.

  19. BurnedBright

    This picture is so hott!! Anyone who talks negatively about this is just jealous– I am jealous!! And anyone who makes a bad remark about her implants is probably small busted and just bitter… or is lucky enough to have a nice pair of breasts and should give the girl a break.

  20. Seamus Begonia Smell

    You have to objectify women because you couldn’t get laid if you tried, you pathetic, misogynist prick LOSER.

  21. comewithmeshowyobones

    Everything is fine until you look at that face. You might as well masturbate to a picture of your neighbor’s pug on a leash.

  22. mmm…er…gotta go use the bathroom

  23. heh heh heh

    I’d suggest modeling a man in that pose but then again, if he had anything worth looking at, that ipod wouldn’t cover it.

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