Need something to do for the next eleven hours? I’m pretty sure this should cover it.
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Gisele Bundchen Speaks Out After Her Latest Controversy – Lainey Gossip |
 Lady Gaga Reveals Her Eating Disorder – Huffington Post | |
| Naomi Campbell sexy new photoshoot. – Fox News | |
| Vanessa Hudgens Falls Out Of Her Shirt – Popoholic | |
| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Khloe Kardashian Rocks Sexy Thigh-High Boots in the Big Apple (PHOTOS) |
Yah or Nay? Lourdes Leon Shaves Her Head! (POLL) |
Adele Sings To Anderson Cooper For First Time Since Surgery (VIDEO) |
Jennifer Lopez Smacks Marc Anthony On Camera (VIDEO) |
Kissing Connection: Justin Bieber's Past & Present Loves (VIDEO) |
Kristen Stewart's Movie Roles Through the Years (PHOTOS) |
Lowlands | February 15, 2007 at 3:53 am
I owe you one.
woodhorse | February 15, 2007 at 3:57 am
This probably makes up for any mistakes Sports Illustrated has made in the past.
Prazzie | February 15, 2007 at 4:02 am
Where’s Britney looking haggard? Where’s Lindsay stumbling out of rehab? Why are there hot models all over my self-confidence booster site? *sniffles*
sid | February 15, 2007 at 4:07 am
Oh yeah…that covers it, all right.
I’m gonna go get my ipod and download some really long podcasts about politics.
crazyotto | February 15, 2007 at 4:14 am
Now thats cover material,not that over rated tenament howler Beyonce
ImaCracka | February 15, 2007 at 4:46 am
She is never going to get the smell out of that Ipod!!!!!
Cabaret | February 15, 2007 at 4:47 am
Looks like paris hilton except you know with boobs..
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 4:59 am
Even the Port’s gonna sprout a little wood over this one, very, very, very little wood.
Wait for the incredible claims of horse-like sexual scale and prowess, …
BritishBitch | February 15, 2007 at 5:21 am
Agree with Prazzie, my self esteem took a battering looking at this. There had better be some fat, haggard whorish celebs further down today’s posting or I will be filled with even more self loathing than usual
Niecy | February 15, 2007 at 5:22 am
Hey, that will be great for Apple’s new iPod campaign.
iPods. Great for listening to all your favorite music AND keeping your privates warm.
WiseMan | February 15, 2007 at 5:26 am
You people need to see what all those whores look like without all the airbrushing and make-up/shit on the face. They most likely look like used & abused sluts who have been spunked on too much.
bush twins | February 15, 2007 at 5:30 am
nice iPoon
Joe | February 15, 2007 at 5:46 am
OMG< There is a heaven after all!
saradevil | February 15, 2007 at 5:54 am
This was far to much false advertising. Most of those models had far to much swim suit and far to little ipod.
jrzmommy | February 15, 2007 at 6:04 am
Her tits look like they’re about to choke her for her ipod.
jesseeca | February 15, 2007 at 6:12 am
where’d her swimsuit go?
BarbadoSlim | February 15, 2007 at 6:12 am
I was enjoying this, greatly and then Beyonce had to fuck it all up. bleh
NicotineEyePatch | February 15, 2007 at 6:24 am
I think eleven minutes is enough time to bang out at least two or three loads. But what about the other ten hours and forty-nine minutes? No sandwich takes that long.
kmddmk | February 15, 2007 at 6:32 am
AWESOME! They’ve finally invented invisible swimsuits! Nice one, “Sports” illustrated :)
anony | February 15, 2007 at 6:41 am
Awesome stuff.
hamacus | February 15, 2007 at 6:53 am
Dude! You now know I will get NO work done today because of you! Good looking out!
hamacus | February 15, 2007 at 6:55 am
#11…and the downside is?
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 15, 2007 at 7:20 am
Is that a 20G or a 60G ipod?
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 7:28 am
Slim, I have to respectfully disagree. Beyonce is unfairly attractive. I didn’t even look at the other chicks. Too bad she likes camels.
Binky | February 15, 2007 at 8:02 am
I feel kinda dumb wearing these 3D glasses, but women have told me they make me look like a scientist ;-)
LL | February 15, 2007 at 8:08 am
Why is there an iPod on her bajingo? And where is her swimsuit? I thought this was a “swimsuit issue.” With no swimsuit, it’s more like the “naked issue.” No problem, I guess, but let’s have some truth in advertising.
BTW, could we have some decent pictures of men on this site some time? I know The Superficial is all about the ladies, but I think he/they should be secure enough in his/their masculinity to give the ladies and the homos something to look at. Just a suggestion. Nudity is for everybody.
BritishBitch | February 15, 2007 at 8:17 am
Good point 26# .. bring on the men!
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 8:18 am
I’m a gal… and a straight one at that, but I have to say she accessorizes well.
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 8:21 am
I agree with bringing on the men… and the good looking ones, please?!?! (I think that needs to be clarified.)
Italian Stallion | February 15, 2007 at 8:43 am
I’d like to bust a nut in her Ipod………
shameshame | February 15, 2007 at 8:43 am
has anyone even looked at those models?
jesus it’s so fucking downhill!
totally average, all of them and marissa miller is pretty much the only one with the killer body. so sad..so true. i’m not going to buy it.
Man0lo | February 15, 2007 at 8:55 am
where’s the ipod shuffle when we need it?
Cat Fryer | February 15, 2007 at 9:03 am
Killer body? Are you fucking kidding me? Anyone who says this haggard, leathery bitch has a killer body has obviously never fucked a woman before.
Severe case of anorexia? Check
Leathery, sun-fucked face? Check
Ugly, horrible tit job? Check
cardio | February 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
That cord running around and through her tits looks like the pearl necklace I need to give her.
Prazzie | February 15, 2007 at 9:11 am
Remember, girls asking for more nekkid men…we got Harry Potter the other day.
GooniesNeverSayDie | February 15, 2007 at 9:12 am
#26 There is actually a very specific reason that there are not many pics of men on this site.
Two words: Cisco Adler
cardio | February 15, 2007 at 9:16 am
Or if I can’t give her a pearl necklace, perhaps a Cincinnati bowtie.
Charm | February 15, 2007 at 9:21 am
#26, agreed!
I believe the last nude pic of a guy on here was mischa(sp?) barton’s bf. enough said.
shameshame | February 15, 2007 at 9:40 am
yeah..now that i took a closer look at her..they’re all pretty gross looking.
11 hours i spent a whole 11 seconds looking at that page.
Michael1 | February 15, 2007 at 10:13 am
Look in some Shape magazines from like mid 90′s. marissa miller first showed up in those, all flat chested and freckly. Then she got DD implants and a permatan and is almost unrecodnizable as her “former” self.
Cindy | February 15, 2007 at 10:15 am
Don’t ask for pictures of naked men! Women’s bodies are beautiful, men’s are disgusting. Nobody wants to see them naked in full lighting. At home, in the bedroom, with the right lighting, the right mood, they’re ok. But otherwise, bleech.
whitegold | February 15, 2007 at 10:30 am
Damn!!! And to all those people that were trying to say Beyonce deserved to be on the cover cuz actual models bodies aren’t hot, umm, yeah, I think this picture helps end that debate…Beyonce who?
ponk | February 15, 2007 at 10:41 am
driver side and passenger side airbags fully deployed. Volvo has her tagged for their next ad campaign. FUCK that’s a lot of silicone.
bigponie | February 15, 2007 at 10:51 am
what the fuck, couldn’t they have used a nano instead.
meee | February 15, 2007 at 10:51 am
am i the only person who thinks having uncomfortable gritty sand stuck all over your body in a weird smeared pattern is NOT attractive?
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 15, 2007 at 10:57 am
There is only one thing I do not understand; why do they even bother using real people for American photo shoots anymore? They should simply computer generate one orange-glo image with an emaciated body, huge tits, huge lips, fake hair, and tons of pancake make-up, and a “I want to get banged and suck dick 24/7″ expression on their face. It seems the more fake a woman is, the more attractive she is considered. I can’t seem to get my head around that one…
Lowlands | February 15, 2007 at 11:26 am
Could i borrow your iPod for a while…?Please.
RichPort | February 15, 2007 at 11:34 am
She must be lip synching.
misanthrope | February 15, 2007 at 11:43 am
@48… Ha! I don’t know which RichPort you are, but *that* was funny.
LL | February 15, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I did specify decent pictures of men (“decent” meaning attractive), I was assuming everyone knew that meant no more like that heinous Cisco “My Genitals Are Deformed” Adler picture (in fact, I think Superficial owes us just for that one). I didn’t mind Harry Potter naked. A little on the scrawny side, but other than that, not that bad. I disagree that naked men are disgusting; sometimes, they are very, very awesome.