79th Annual Academy Awards

February 26th, 2007 // 124 Comments
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  1. 86

    What the fuck was Anne Hathaway thinking??

  2. Becca

    How many tutus did Zhang Ziyi manage to steal on her way there? 4 by the looks of it.

  3. fame is funny

    Whoever said it was right, out of those pictures, Reese is the only one with a perfect, classy dress. And Cate Blanchetts is decent too. All the rest look like prom dresses or thrift store purchases. Hers fits perfectly, flows perfectly, and is a decent color with no goofy shit hanging off of it. Now, lets look at Anne Hathaway. What is that, the bat-signal on the front? Who told J-Lo that chain mail was in this year? Naomi watts looked like a #2 pencil. Camron Diaz looked like a mobster wrapped her up in some drapes before the show and she struggled halfway out. Jennifer Hudson looked like a Snausage. Nicole Kidman looked like some kind of alien. Zhang Ziyi seems to have worn Big Birds costume inside out. The bottom of Penelope Cruzs dress seems to be made of shredded pink toilet paper. Gwyneth Paltrow looked like a vampire bride from circa 1982. Kate Winslet just looded lumpy.

  4. fame is funny

    ‘looked’ lumpy.

  5. HollyJ

    What’s UP with the TypeKey? I posted like half an hour ago, and it never came up…?

    J Lo’s hiding a skeletorbaby bump under that tent.

    Cameron – 1986 called. They want their dress back.

    Beyonce needs a steele girdle welded over her fat ass.

    Anne’s apparently on her way to Ascot with Professor Henry Higgins.

    Hudson and Cruz are just…boring.

    Nicole’s botoxed face hasn’t held an actual expression since Dead Calm. Is she even alive anymore? That dress is horrid, even for a cadaver.

    WTF was Zhang going for here? “Layered mumu?”

    Reese, Gwenyth, Kate, Naomi, and Cate all look FABULOUS

  6. what the hell did you do to nicole kidman? she has a look in her eyes like she wants to kill whomever took that photo. she’s a sweet little lamb isn’t she?

  7. bluehairchick

    LOVE Cate Blanchett’s earrings! The dress is awesome too; she’s got the whole sci-fi thing going for her, and it fits her well.

    Naomi is totally preggers! And very cute.

  8. caffebeotch

    Damn Skeletor looks like he died a couple weeks before Anna Nicole.

    Penelope Cruz looks like she was wearing my grandma’s bedspread.

    That bow on the back of Nicole Kidman looked like a key. Could you wind her up and watch her march up the red carpet?

    Jennifer Hudson’s dress was ok, once she took the stupid jacket off. Maybe the stylist saw it on a monitor and realized how ridiculous it looked.

    Reese Witherspoon is walking proof that revenge is sweeeeeet! Take that, Ryan!

  9. Courtney

    Oh J. Lo, you silly twit. She’s like a trashy and unsexy wannabe Elizabeth Taylor.

    Cate Blanchett looks amazing. h8rz.

  10. kathleen170

    Justin and Ryan, eat your heart out!

    Both Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon look amazing.

  11. sumnersgal

    #69 – Holy fucking shit that was funny! I haven’t laughed that spontaneously since I first saw “Jackass”. Well done!

  12. babygirl5187

    okay, j-lo is obviously pregnant. Beyonce continues to look like jayz in drag. Jennifer Hudson needs to fire her stylist. well that’s all i have to say for now.

  13. UNCLE NED

    Reese Witherspoon – her light-bulb head is too distracting, I can’t even focus on the dress. And with Jay-Lo and her hubby – the less said the better. The look on their faces tells it all.

  14. k naz

    zing zang looks like a lacy pineapple

    whats with these dresses…they aren’t very sexy. beyonce looks kinda stiff, but you know that girl gets down dirty.

  15. Sandrahrah

    Beyonce is so fat, she looks like a texan cow, it’s disgusting… and fat people shouldn’t wear white tight dresses… eeewww…

  16. belle

    Beyonce always looks perfect, in fact it’s getting boring.. Reese looked cute.. Zhang Zang (or whatever her name is) always looks adorable but she should’ve worn her hair different.. Penelope Cruz–what’s up with the dress?.. Jennifer Hudson was FORCED to wear that disgusting outfit by her stylist (true story..I hate to say this but check perezhilton).. What’s up with no one picking out a good dress anymore? Did all the good designers die or are they all hiding or something? Or are all the celebs retarded when it comes to Oscar dresses?

  17. belle

    Oh, and Marc Anthony picked out that dress for J.Lo which explains it’s hideous-ness. And I must say those are bad pics of Reese…I saw better ones on the official Oscar website.

  18. sara

    acually, Penelope Cruz was on the best dress list, along with Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Resse Witherspoon, Jennifer Lopes, Cameron Diaz, Beyonce and also Nicole Kidman. So i guess someone has a bad fashion sence.

  19. kellioso

    ah, J. Lo is sporting a “baby bump” too, no??

  20. j

    j-ho can wear any classy dress she wants she will still be trash underneith. pretty cloths don’t buy class honey!

  21. j

    j-ho you can TRY and channel and act like liz talyor and jackie o all you want but you WILL NEVER BE THEM! THEY HAVE MORE CLASS IN THIER LITTLE PINKY TOE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME

  22. j

    Beyonce and j-ho you can wear all the fancy cloths you want but you can’t make them classy

  23. 4DPants

    I’ve said it elsewhere: Cameron needs to stop showing up at events looking like she just got banged in the men’s room.

  24. very subpar oscars this year

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