Dang so does Nicole Kidman.. AHH Bride of Frankenstein!
These people can spend thousands of dollars on expensive dresses, jewelry, and whatnot, and they can’t buy themselves a decent hairspray that doesn’t make their hair stand straight up?
If my housekeeper looked like JHo, I’d be dirtying shit all the fucking time. I’d walk around with a bag of potting soil and a spray bottle. And I’d throw lots of shit under the couch. To protect myself against her emaciated husband, I’d just throw a syringe, spoon, rubber tubing, and bag of smack in the opposite direction. Or I’d point a huge fan in his direction and wax the floors. As you can see, I’ve thought of everything.
That jacket thing on Jennifer Hudson looks like she outgrew it about 10 sizes ago. Not the look for a chubby. Thank God she won the Best Supporting Actress…..now her career is over and we can be done with her.
Nicole Kidman has always reminded me of the rodent family…a white rat with pink eyes..does everybody else see it?
This is the first time Jennifer Hudson’s worn jewelry that didn’t come out of a candy machine. Good thing too, she might have eaten it.
And you KNOW Ellen DeGeneres was getting piiiiissssed that Melissa Ethridge was cutting in on her Alpha Dyke role of the night.
I hear Nicole Kidman is prepping for the role of a lifetime as Bill Laimbeer in the story of the Detrot Pistons. Thankfully they won’t need to use any outlandish makeup or props for the “face mask” years he went through towards the end of his career.
Reese Witherspoon…no one else matters. She’s had 76 kids and still manages to look gorgeous. Cameron Diaz is childless and looks like Mike Piazza’s catcher’s mitt.
I wonder how may times Ryan Phillippe has cum on the panties he stole from her drawer?
Nice job loser, next time you’re saddled with perfection, sit there quietly with your hands folded.
As for the others, Jennifer Hudson looks like she ate the other Dreamgirls. I guess her next gig will be signing up with Jenny craig, doing speed and appearing on Oprah looking svelte from the neck up.
Kirsten Dunst should disguise her see through meth teeth a little better.
I’m pretty sure my neighbor’s house fell into Cameron Diaz’s mouth last week.
J’Lo is going for the Lena Horne look. Too bad it’s the 90 year old version of Lena Horne.
I can practically hear the bone cracking from these skeletons. It must have sounded like the red carpet was made of bubble wrap as these anorexics, bolemics and orange juice and cotton ball addicts clacked into the building.
Once again, Reese Witherspoon, no one else matters.
Only on this site would last nights academy awards show where Martin Scorcese finally won an award for his deserved work behind the cameras for The Departed be imortalized by Beyonce and fucking J-LO.
Wasn’t Paris Hilton anywhere near this? What fucking slackers you folks are.
#3 looks like J-Lo could be pregnant too. I’m sure the baby will be as healthy and cute as the hybrid from Alien Resurrection.
Jennifer Lopez)Looks like she’s dressed like a greek goddess.I didn’t know she loves the ‘Greek’ culture so much.
Beyonce Knowles)Looks fabulous as always.Nice curvy,i always asked myself how it will be to have her massive thighs around my waist.I’m telling you she’ll be able to squeeze any man-juice outta the guy with her thighs.Hummm,i’m wondering why she isn’t pregnant yet…
Reese whiterspoon)Good choice of dress.
Zhang Ziyi)She must have thought she’s gonna attend a Latin party or something.
Kate winslet)Good choice of dress.
Cate Blanchett)She must have been inspired by the Scandinavion mythology,being dressed here in this chainmail like the goddess Freia.
J-lo looks great from the boobs up but the rest of that dress needs some form because it looks like she’s trying to hide something under it.
Cameron Diaz looks like she should be on the top of a wedding cake. This is the “What I would have worn if Justin hadn’t dumped my leathery hide”-look.
Beyonce KNowles appears to have just arrived from the “miss gardenia” festival or perhaps she’s auditioning for the part of mother nature in the next ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ commercial?
Reese Witherspoon looks great. No question.
Anne Hathaway looks like she wandered out of a “my fair lady” revival looking for food. Someone throw her a biscuit will ya?
Jennifer Hudson looked like she dressed for this moment in the 80’s.
To create Penelope’s dress an entire flock of flamingo’s gave their lives. I love the bodice but the feathers are too much.
Nicole Kidman was represented by this life sized wax replica. [love the almost identical lady behind her too.]
Zhang Ziyi appears to be wearing a series of worn yellowed slips that she pulled from her grandmother’s hope chest.
Kate Winslet is perfect.
Is naomi watts wearing wrinkled bedroom curtains? And is that a pillow underneath?
Cate Blanchett looks cold.
I think Nicole Kidman should play the Brain if they ever decide to make a Pinky and the Brain movie.
#54)Now i’m getting real curious,who’s gonna play Pinky?
#55 hold on let me take another look at him brb
They’re all dumb enough to play Pinky.
And someone please tell me that what I saw introduced as Clive Owen was really not Clive Owen? His suit was so tight that his body looked teeny tiny and his head looked ginormous…..that was just a joke, right?
ok I take that back..I think Nicloe Kidman should be the raw looking tall redeyed Pinky. The raw looking manly shaped singer Pink should be Brain… and Jennifer Hudson will play their turd.
Kate Winslet is a man, baby!
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