What??? No pics of the nominees for Best Sound Editting or Best Costume Design???
Worst. Recap. Ever.
For Jennifer Hudson, one word: Salad.
Okay fine, two words: Titty Fuck.
Someone should do a photoshop morph of Kidman’s eyes (with the evil eyebrows) and Cameron’s Joker mouth. That would be one mean looking bitch!
Boring, boring, boring dresses!!!!!
I think that the best dresses woman of the night is a 60 years old actress: helen MIrren!!! I never tough that i ll say that!!!!!
marc anthony must be an award winning fuck because he is really busted in the face. or maybe he’s the only person on the planet who can put up with that taco diva.
Ellen DeGeneres was definitely the best dressed man last night, aside from Alan Arkin & Kate Winslet.
eww JLo has a huge zit on her forehead and you can see all the red bumps and irritation at her armpit where stupid-ass celebs like her injects large amounts of botox so they won’t sweat.
Cameron looks high and clown-faced as usual.
Nicole can’t move her face or her skin will come off. and I just want to grab gwenyth by her hair and throw her back across the pond.
reese and penelope look awesome though
Giant Galactic Congatulations to Jennifer Hudson!
She blew that boring slice of talentless cardboard, Beyonce off the stage.
I secretly hope that Cameron Diaz & Jessica Biel beat the crap out of each other at an after-party. They’re both equally annoying & mannish. I am not sure when or why D-List celebrities were given permission present at the awards but such is the state of Hollywood these days.
Diaz’s ass looks fantastic. Something thick and 8 inches should be in that now!
Hold on. Some women wore dresses somewhere? Really! Oh please, do go on!!
Ok i found my jerk of material today, Cameron Diazes ass, dude that thing is mind blowing
I think Reese is the best dressed of them
What is the big deal with big ol’ Missy Elliot lookin Jennifer Hudson? She looked like a big turd wrapped in aluminum foil.
The sight of Gwenyth the Fishstick causes me to have violent outbursts……like a filth-ridden Tourettes outburst gets together with a homocidal steroidal rage……
JPo had that big old jaw/chin shaved and bought some cheekbones along with her Churchlady wig, and nice job hiding the trunk treasure.
And why does JLo look like she’s a 55 year old housekeeper?
#25 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember a few years ago before anybody had ever heard of her, and JLo showed up at the Oscars in that green dress with the neckline that came below her navel? Just look at her now: “Honey, does this dress make me look fat?” Um, yes. But at least you don’t have a giant bow on your shoulder. Or your chest. Or your ass.
Gwyneth Paltrow has some serious hair static problems going on..
1. I think that it’s truly inspring that you can look like a grotesque pasty skinned troll and still marry a babe.
2. Why is it that Marc Anthony is always trying to hump some body part of Jennifer Lopez.
3. I always had the hots for Nicole Kidman. But her face is so full of botox that it looks like it’s been embalmed. There’s really nothing wrong with being a babe with some wrinkles on your forehead.
4. This is the Oscars dammit!!!! Where are the idiot looking “designer” gowns, the see-through tops, the nameless bimbo starlets with their Big Gigantic Silicon sacked ta-tas hanging out?
Where’s Brittney when you need her?
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