Archive for February, 2007

Victoria Beckham goes blonde

February 28th, 2007 // 103 Comments
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I don’t know how this is news, but Victoria Beckham bleached her hair blonde yesterday. Whee. Now all she needs to fit in with the rest of Los Angeles are implants and a fake tan is a hat that says “I’m from L.A.” and she’ll be set.

NOTE: If she’s serious about getting skinny she should consider getting her skeleton removed. Look at those arms! Can anbyody say “Moo”?

Matthew McConaughey cleans up good

February 28th, 2007 // 129 Comments
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Jesus Christ, what happened to Matthew McConaughey? I’m used to seeing him looking like the Wolf Man, so when he shows up like this it boggles the mind. How did he go from being part dog to making me feel all confused and tingly inside? Must…find…cure.

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Britney Spears borrows bikinis

February 28th, 2007 // 67 Comments
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Us Weekly has an account of Britney Spears hanging out with two strangers and borrowing their bikini before she checked into rehab for the second time. She allegedly showed up at the Mondrian hotel with a newly bald head but was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11am she had stripped down to her bra and panties and was shaving her legs in the pool bathroom.

“It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.” She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.

I’m not sure if lending a bikini to Britney Spears is the best idea. You might as well fill a bunch of syringes with random diseases and start juggling them with your mouth.

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Tori Spelling still super huge and pregnant

February 28th, 2007 // 65 Comments
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Paris Hilton drives on suspended license, gets towed

February 28th, 2007 // 104 Comments
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Geekologie gets a facelift

February 28th, 2007 // 17 Comments
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Our sibling site Geekologie just got an insane redesign so do yourself a favor and check it out. If you ever feel like you need a break from Paris Hilton and all her wacky hijinks this is the place to go.

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