2006 Miss Universe passes out
18-year-old Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza from Puerto Rico won the 2006 Miss Universe title yesterday but fainted briefly (don’t worry, somebody caught her as she fell) after a post-pageant news conference. She was wearing a dress made entirely of metal chains and had been standing under hot stage lights, although she quickly recovered after being given liquids.
If you saw the pageant it looked like Miss Japan was going to win, but then they announced Miss Puerto Rico and it was just confusing as hell. And above we’ve got Donald Trump looking really angry standing next to her which is also confusing as hell. You can’t stand next to a woman that hot and look that angry. It’s physically impossible. Unless you’re a woman, in which case that’s about the only face you can make. That and crying. Because seriously, next to her you might as well just cut off your face and call it a day.